being a long time reader of pattaya mail articles on TD , I can point you in the right direction.
you need to get drunk with them and shag on the beach in front of a crowd of onlookers.
Yes, that is one option I considered (for a nanosecond). They are 2 very nice girls, but rather ..er.. plump.
Anyway, I decided on the Thai approach and said 'up to you' as far as moving hotels is concerned. Since they were wowed by my skills with their Russian laptop, they have decided to stay.
I've already dealt with the karma bit - the hotel next door uses my wi-fi for free anyway.
Simon
Reminder to self - get some Russian language lessons