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    How to spot a ladyboy in Thailand

    How to spot a ladyboy

    At the bar we met a man who referred to himself only as Strider; he was your typical 50-something divorced Australian male who travels to Thailand with enough money to find a younger girlfriend.

    Unfortunately for Strider, his Thai girlfriend of six years had recently left him for a richer Swiss man.

    Fortunately for us, however, he was more than happy to offer some good tips on how to spot the ladyboy.

    "Firstly,'' he said, "the majority of them can't dance to save their life, because they still have the male gene.

    "Secondly, and probably most importantly, they will always, always, fidget with their hair because they are not used to it and are very self-conscious about it.''
    Strider said bigger feet and broad shoulders were the next best giveaways, but warned to avoid relying on spotting Adam's Apples, as many had undergone surgery to have the bone shaved back.

    "There are ladyboys virtually in every bar here because, put simply, females make more money than men,'' he explained.

    "The only options for some men are to become drivers or work in the fields, whereas ladyboys can make a lot more money and have a lot more fun.''
    Taking heed of his advice, we had the time of our lives for the next five-nights straight, and avoided coming unstuck again.

    After drinking $1.50 Happy Hour beers all week past 2am, I couldn't wait to have a full night's rest in my V Australia business class sleeper's lounge on the flight home. Before nodding off, however, I decided to have a brief peek at the daily newspaper of the untameable little beast of a city I was departing.
    Blasted across the front page of the Phuket Gazette was the headline: "Ladyboy fraudster purchases hard time.''

    Well at least I'm not the only fool, I reassured myself.

    How to spot a ladyboy in Thailand | News.com.au

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    Nothing wrong with LBs. If you find someone sexually attractive then go for it with neither guilt nor shame.

    It's a pity that western societies let labels rule their lives.

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    good find cheers for that, i dont mind the daves, they ainto so bad once you get to know them, just hustling thats all

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    Plus they usually have big jugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Unfortunately for Strider, his Thai girlfriend of six years had recently left him for a richer Swiss man.
    A bit young at 6

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    good find cheers for that, i dont mind the daves, they ainto so bad once you get to know them, just hustling thats all
    You must have known b'kok Colin 100% He was the first to use the dave phrase

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    Just keep a look out for DD or KW.....usually the LB's are close by.

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    I thought the whole story was a waste of time, the comments from the article source are more entertaining for a laugh. Seemed a little bit of advertising was thrown in good measure

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    Quote Originally Posted by corned dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter View Post
    good find cheers for that, i dont mind the daves, they ainto so bad once you get to know them, just hustling thats all
    You must have known b'kok Colin 100% He was the first to use the dave phrase
    naa dont know him, i didnt hear that from anyone, i started calling the two that i had working for me dave and phil, about 2004/05

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    Never hear a LB moaning when you leave the toilet seat up !!

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    Can't be so bad...KW dated one for quite sometime and did not even know apparently.

    Funny story that was.....but when you look at it now in context and his accumulation of vaseline in somewhat large quantities

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Can't be so bad...KW dated one for quite sometime and did not even know apparently.

    Funny story that was.....but when you look at it now in context and his accumulation of vaseline in somewhat large quantities

    And if he / she had not had itchy balls and had to scratch them first thing in the morning he might still be in that relationship today...

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    The simplest way to tell is to put your hand down the targets bloomers and feel around. If it is mushy moist, chances are the person is either incontinent or a genuine female. However, please be warned that you may;
    1. Get the crap kicked out of you.
    2. Cause someone to shriek and then you end up paying a nasty settlement, because it is illegal to fondle genitalia of unwilling victims.
    3. Excite the ladyboy and find that you are unable to walk upright for a week once she teaches you the ways of the katoey.

    Seriously now, anyone that ends up with a ladyboy deserves what he gets. If you cruise cheap bars for sexual intercourse, then be prepared for the downside of a depraved lifestyle. The girls from Girly Berry wouldn't hang around in such a bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zygote1
    Seriously now, anyone that ends up with a ladyboy deserves what he gets. If you cruise cheap bars for sexual intercourse, then be prepared for the downside of a depraved lifestyle. The girls from Girly Berry wouldn't hang around in such a bar.
    Who says it's a downside, it's only a point of view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    the majority of them can't dance to save their life, because they still have the male gene
    Absolute bollocks this one. LBs far superior to most females.

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    lol i know how much of a problem it for a guy to try to find a nice young girl and get a
    ladyboy... lol my friend told me he got a bj from a lady.. and didn't know it was a not ordinary lady... lol he freaked when we find out it was a ladyboy
    how about the thyroid gland ( i hope it the correct word )
    i heard that girls dont have this and guys have it ...

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    When you look down on the top of the head and see a bald patch. That is a bit of a telltale sign. Apparently.

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    Just make em laugh. Dead give away.
    Only men can give out a proper laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Just make em laugh. Dead give away. Only men can give out a proper laugh.
    And real ladies don't laugh with their mouths full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate
    Just make em laugh. Dead give away. Only men can give out a proper laugh.
    And real ladies don't laugh with their mouths full.

    Aint many ladies in the bars in pattaya or soi cowboy then, but then does not make them men either.

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    how about just get your hand in her pants?

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    The voice LB's always have that squacky sound.

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    I find the cock is usually a dead giveaway.

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    If you fancy having an LB experience then go for it. You never know you might even enjoy it.
    However some of them are not real katoeys. They are basically just blokes with long hair. Its like getting a blow job of a heavy metal fan. If your going to indulge at least get one with fake tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary
    Its like getting a blow job of a heavy metal fan.
    Is it?

    I think I'll pass then.

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