The BJ bar in hua hin.

[Megahorn]

Has anyone been to the bj bar in hua hin? Lolitas or something like it.

Any reviews? The more detail the better.

Cheers.

[dirtydog]

What, you want a blow by blow account of what happens? With pictures?

[machman]

^ Go on then DD, I need something to perk my day up

[Megahorn]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

What, you want a blow by blow account of what happens? With pictures?

Yeah why not.

Are the girls hot?
Are the girls gold clad 15 year veterans or something a bit more desirable?Is it clean and bright or dark and dingy?
Is it a good vibe or stab you in the back and steal your money vibe?
Are the girls photo friendly?

You know, an average BJ Bar review.

[dirtydog]

November rain lives in Hua Hin, maybe you could ask her to pop in there and interview and take some pictures of the customers and that

[November Rain]

^ Never been in there, I'm afraid. Not something that I can really use.

I have met the owner though & have heard a lot about it through the local forum. I think the general consensus is that it's OK. Don't remember anyone slagging it off at all, nor anyone saying it's the best experience they've ever had. Most think it's a reasonable/good service and reasonable price.

Does that help?

[obsidian]

^ nope. take your teeth out and work it.

[November Rain]

^ So solly sir. Teef no come out.


I find the best trick when you don't have dentures to remove is just to cover the teeth with the lips. Don't you agree?

[obsidian]

dont forget the tongue...

[Property]

Originally Posted by Megahorn

Has anyone been to the bj bar in hua hin?

Yes & no. A couple of months ago we were walking past the place one evening on our way to one of the nice seafood restaurants & being the inquisitive type, I stopped & asked one of the girls what was going on inside. As far as I could recall the place had darkened windows/ doors & there was no sign outside to suggest it was a BJ bar. Without hesitation the girls told me it was a BJ bar & then proceeded to entice me inside. I pointed to my wife & said that I'd be back later, as soon as she was asleep. I never did return. Forgot to ask the price or whether they provided a hot/cold BJ experience.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Are there any NOT called Lolitas?

[November Rain]

^ I think it's a franchise.

[dirtydog]

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Are there any NOT called Lolitas?

Couple in Pattaya on Soi Post Office, one is called the "Pump Station" and the other, "Nice with ice."

[Blake7]

Well, with these blow job bars the interesting thing is that you are not really supposed to choose your "service provider". They work on rotation so you will be serviced by the next one in line. She may be a minger - in fact they are all mingers - but some are more minging than others.

[Marmite the Dog]

Originally Posted by Blake7

They work on rotation so you will be serviced by the next one in line. She may be a minger - in fact they are all mingers - but some are more minging than others.

I'm not sure it would make too much difference unless they've got a bald patch on the top of their head.

[Tarkus]

I was in Lolitas Hua Hin 23 january this year (08). A cute (not stunning, but charming and smiling, probably early 30's) girl outside told me something I did not understand: "This is belojobar" or something, "Come inside I explain". Ok, well I went inside, it was dark but clean, I was almost the only guest at 5PM, I ordered a beer, the price was ok. I looked around but could not see anything special about the place, the staff had name tags showing their job (bar girl, cashier, hostess) The hostess sat besides me, and within a minute she repeated "This is belojobar", which I still did not understand. I asked what? and she did a very clear demonstration with her hands in front of her mouth, repeating "belojob, we give good belojob".

I was completely chocked when I realised she had said "Blow Job Bar", but fascinated and turned on by the way she explained herself, so I asked the price, and so on. 700thb for BJ, extras available for more money. Condom or not? "Up to you". I asked where, and she pointed upstairs. "Wanna see?" Ok, I grabbed my beer and followed her. Upstairs was a large room with curtains dividing the room in 4 corners, each with a small sofa, and an adjacent bathroom with shower. Everything seemed clean. She put a towel on one sofa and said this is where. She asked if I wanted and I said "Yes". "Ok, take of pants and wash and shower first". I did, she was watching the whole time, even helping to wash. She brushed her teeth, and gargled her mouth in something, and we went back the 5 meters. Door was closed, and I felt good about everything. Back on the sofa I sat down, she sat down on her knees on a pillow in front of me. She had a small box with paper towels, some bottles and some other stuff, and she washed my dick and surrounding areas even more for a minute or so, probably with something containing alcohol or ether or similar.

When she was ready my dick was quite erected, and she just started sucking it, her hands caressing my balls. She did all this absolutely terrific, she was extremely good to me all the time. Her mouth and head and hands did not for a second stop moving. After some minutes I could not hold back anymore and came in her mouth. She sucked me empty and it was totally awesome. She then opened her mouth and let it all out on the floor in front of her (and me), and said she was sorry she could not hold it all, she laughed and smiled and seemed happy all the time. I said Mai Pen Rai (it does not matter) and laughed back.

She guided me to the bathroom again and watched me wash once more, helping me even this time. I went back and put on my clothes (pants), and we went downstairs to the bar again. She shouted "700 bath" to the cashier loud enough for everybody (still staff only) to hear. Nobody except the cashier seemed to lift an eyebrow, she just added it to my bill. I finished my beer with the hostess, (I had the beer with me the whole time during the BJ.) We chatted for a couple of minutes, I asked for the bill and got it, no hoax or scam or anything, just a BJ and a beer. I went outside again with her, she said nice "goodbye, you will be back, I know you will". I just smiled at her and said "yes, of course I do."

Now, will I go back? I probably will, but I do have serious doubts, this seemed like a extremely risky thing to do, VDs and STDs and all. The girls however seems to know the risks involved and do take some precautions.

Was this the kind of review you wanted, Megahorn? I don't know how explicit I am allowed to be on this forum, but I think you get the idea without any further details.

[Mr Earl]

^Sounds pretty squeaky clean. 700 baht is more than double the standard rate for a BJ, inflation is rearing it's ugly head everywhere.

[Gerbil]

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

inflation is rearing it's ugly head everywhere

Very appropriate

[Butterfly]

excellent review,

[kingwilly]

excellent... we'll turn this forum into one of those blow by blow sex reports forum filled with sexpat sites in no time!