The BJ bar in hua hin.

[smeden]

Originally Posted by Tarkus

I was in Lolitas Hua Hin 23 january this year (08). A cute (not stunning, but charming and smiling, probably early 30's) girl outside told me something I did not understand: "This is belojobar" or something, "Come inside I explain". Ok, well I went inside, it was dark but clean, I was almost the only guest at 5PM, I ordered a beer, the price was ok. I looked around but could not see anything special about the place, the staff had name tags showing their job (bar girl, cashier, hostess) The hostess sat besides me, and within a minute she repeated "This is belojobar", which I still did not understand. I asked what? and she did a very clear demonstration with her hands in front of her mouth, repeating "belojob, we give good belojob".

I was completely chocked when I realised she had said "Blow Job Bar", but fascinated and turned on by the way she explained herself, so I asked the price, and so on. 700thb for BJ, extras available for more money. Condom or not? "Up to you". I asked where, and she pointed upstairs. "Wanna see?" Ok, I grabbed my beer and followed her. Upstairs was a large room with curtains dividing the room in 4 corners, each with a small sofa, and an adjacent bathroom with shower. Everything seemed clean. She put a towel on one sofa and said this is where. She asked if I wanted and I said "Yes". "Ok, take of pants and wash and shower first". I did, she was watching the whole time, even helping to wash. She brushed her teeth, and gargled her mouth in something, and we went back the 5 meters. Door was closed, and I felt good about everything. Back on the sofa I sat down, she sat down on her knees on a pillow in front of me. She had a small box with paper towels, some bottles and some other stuff, and she washed my dick and surrounding areas even more for a minute or so, probably with something containing alcohol or ether or similar.

When she was ready my dick was quite erected, and she just started sucking it, her hands caressing my balls. She did all this absolutely terrific, she was extremely good to me all the time. Her mouth and head and hands did not for a second stop moving. After some minutes I could not hold back anymore and came in her mouth. She sucked me empty and it was totally awesome. She then opened her mouth and let it all out on the floor in front of her (and me), and said she was sorry she could not hold it all, she laughed and smiled and seemed happy all the time. I said Mai Pen Rai (it does not matter) and laughed back.

She guided me to the bathroom again and watched me wash once more, helping me even this time. I went back and put on my clothes (pants), and we went downstairs to the bar again. She shouted "700 bath" to the cashier loud enough for everybody (still staff only) to hear. Nobody except the cashier seemed to lift an eyebrow, she just added it to my bill. I finished my beer with the hostess, (I had the beer with me the whole time during the BJ.) We chatted for a couple of minutes, I asked for the bill and got it, no hoax or scam or anything, just a BJ and a beer. I went outside again with her, she said nice "goodbye, you will be back, I know you will". I just smiled at her and said "yes, of course I do."

Now, will I go back? I probably will, but I do have serous doubts, this seemed like a extremely risky thing to do, VDs and STDs and all. The girls however seems to know the risks involved and do take some precautions.

Was this the kind of review you wanted, Megahorn? I don't know how explicit I am allowed to be on this forum, but I think you get the idea without any further details.

nice description yes bad inflation in jomtien we call the islands for pirat nests among the danes becurse the pricesstill the only love i get

[skycop51]

A kind of "Blow by Blow" report. Oh to be younger but days are gone by for me.

skycop

[Tarkus]

Really, guys, is 700thb expensive? Where do you get a cheaper BJ in Hua Hin? I found it hard to even find a ordinary bg who does it anymore!

[kingwilly]

Originally Posted by Tarkus

I found it hard to even find a ordinary bg who does it anymore!

I know, it's just soooo hard to find good help these days!

[Eliminator]

So where's the dogs girls that do it for 200?

[peterpan]

On the beach at patters or lumpini park, but I dunno which would be the most convenient to you Eli

[buriramboy]

Originally Posted by Eliminator

So where's the dogs girls that do it for 200?

That will be the 'bush babes' in Pattaya, you will find them under the fly over as you head down to the marina, I believe these 'girls' are mainly for the benefit of TEFLers as with negotiation i am told you can get blown off in the bushes for as little as 100 baht.

[November Rain]

I have heard on not very good authority that it's near the fishing pier, here in HH. (The cheapies, I mean)

[Eliminator]

I was just wondering why DD hadn't piped in.

[dirtydog]

Probably cos it is a shite thread, I mean who the fok wants a blow by suck description?

[peterpan]

Originally Posted by buriramboy

blown off in the bushes for as little as 100 baht.

I just knew it, I have been overpaying there for years.

[Eliminator]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Probably cos it is a shite thread, I mean who the fok wants a blow by suck description?

Gotta agree with you on that

[Ping]

Well there you go - I was waiting for the punchline thinking it was some sort of kiddies joke. Do you get to keep your wellies on, Tarkus?

[Tarkus]

Punchline? I just responded to a senior (?) member's request for a review. Never thought of a punchline. And for my wellies (whatever that is - my english isn't that good), I'd guess its "Up to you, Sir" as they say around here.
And I agree to those thinking that this is a shite thread. It should never have been started, I shouldn't have responded, and it does not belong in this excellent forum at all. This simply sucks. (No, that one was unintended, really!) My bad.

[Bluecat]

Originally Posted by Blake7

Well, with these blow job bars the interesting thing is that you are not really supposed to choose your "service provider". They work on rotation so you will be serviced by the next one in line. She may be a minger - in fact they are all mingers - but some are more minging than others.

Well, it makes sense.
I guess the customers do not care anyway...

[The Basket Weaver]

Originally Posted by Tarkus

Punchline? I just responded to a senior (?) member's request for a review. Never thought of a punchline. And for my wellies (whatever that is - my english isn't that good), I'd guess its "Up to you, Sir" as they say around here.
And I agree to those thinking that this is a shite thread. It should never have been started, I shouldn't have responded, and it does not belong in this excellent forum at all. This simply sucks. (No, that one was unintended, really!) My bad.

No need to be so self critical. content aside, i thought it was a well told story

[Ping]

Nice line BW

[sunsetter]

cool review allthough they are all somewhat the same kinda experience, but having said that 700bt aint bad. i found a place in trat once, nice enough place, not to many cockroaches, and i paid 1000, for a top notch 15 mins, so 700 in hua hin aint too bad.

[Troubled]

Lolitas in HH used to be a guest house. The Aussie owner turned it into a BJ bar - more money less hassle.
I understand that he is related to the lolitas owner in Bangkok. Girls go on the circuit from one bar to another.
Never taken advantage of the services.
The bar itself is nice enough. - one of the better ones in the area.
The owner is nice enough

I understand that ladies are not allowed in.
As for the price it is in HH not exactly the cheapest spot in the country particulalry in the tourist centre

[buriramboy]

Originally Posted by Troubled

I understand that ladies are not allowed in.

I can't imagine there is much of a market for ladies wanting blowjobs.