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    :sorry1:so sorry if the family of the victims see...

    :sorry1:so sorry if the family of the victims see this. Foul
  2. Thread: ****

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    I don't find it offensive. The word I really hate...

    I don't find it offensive. The word I really hate describes the same area of a woman and rhymes with cringe. It really does make me cringe to hear it.
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    I like stroking my pussy. She was feral now nice...

    I like stroking my pussy. She was feral now nice and tame
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    have you considered seperate beds? and to solve...

    have you considered seperate beds? and to solve the compur\ter problem - tell her you'll break her best shoes if she doesn't returnit. Can't imagine how you would hide a computer anywhere that can't...
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    Get a black hole. They are electric things that...

    Get a black hole. They are electric things that have a blueish light to attract the mosquitos and a fan inside to chop their legs off (according to the man who sold us ours). There is a bag at the...
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    I don't know how to post pictures and mine are...

    I don't know how to post pictures and mine are spindly. I look like Mrs Potato head - great big body, belly and arse and spidnly arms:(
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    What is a seppo? I was thinking rhyming slang but...

    What is a seppo? I was thinking rhyming slang but all I could come up with was septic tank = maybe wank. What country do seppo's come from
  8. Thread: Bono

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    Very funny. He is a pompous prick though isn't he...

    Very funny. He is a pompous prick though isn't he Bono. Take the fucking sun glasses off you arse.
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    OK, you are probably right. Is Mrs (to be) Scamp...

    OK, you are probably right. Is Mrs (to be) Scamp with him? I just feel sorry for him, he looks vulnerable in every picture (except the one of Sandra's arse) I've ever seen.
    I must stop now, he's had...
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    none of those are the worst. The worst accent has...

    none of those are the worst. The worst accent has to be south African. Or Sid Ifrican to write it phonetically. I was in the same shop as one yesterday, she had the most piercing voice imaginable....
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    If you speak to him again, please pass on my...

    If you speak to him again, please pass on my regards. I don't want to sound stalkerish but I think he does get the shitty end of the stick for his honesty.
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    Poll: Family can do what they want with me, as someone...

    Family can do what they want with me, as someone said, a couple of rice bags would do the job.
    On the subject of coffins, I think I paid for someones. We were on our way to Pattaya and stopped at...
  13. Maybe there are more babies born via invitro...

    Maybe there are more babies born via invitro methods in the US because it has a larger population and more money?
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    It is sad that Children can't go out on their...

    It is sad that Children can't go out on their own. We were in England two years ago and took ours to the park with our friends and their children. I took out my camera to take a photo of them all...
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    Come on Scampster, don't let me down. I have been...

    Come on Scampster, don't let me down. I have been one of your staunchest supporters.
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    I can't understand why you don't just buy a set...

    I can't understand why you don't just buy a set of clippers and give yourself a number one? The sweat will run off your head while you run, but you could mop it up with a headband (think Jimmy...
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    Where is Mr Scamp?

    I would like to meet up with him before he goes off to wherever he is bound next. If you are around GS, please PM me and we can arrange it.
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    When I clicked to open it I thought it would be...

    When I clicked to open it I thought it would be those nasty black plastic ones that all Thai schoolgirls seem to wear. 199 bahts worth of nasty synthetic shirte, the only thing that seems to...
  19. Poll: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I'm shitting myself.:finger:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I'm shitting myself.:finger:
  20. Poll: I haven't voted because I can't be arsed. However...

    I haven't voted because I can't be arsed. However I do think that KWTHBGYTR or whatever his initials are is a member of Thaivisa and a boyfriend of Jetgorgon - wherever is she at the moment? The TV...
  21. It is not strictly true that the farang is at...

    It is not strictly true that the farang is at fault. I had a minor accident a couple of months ago. Backing into a space a woman came tearing around the corner of the carpark and walloped me up the...
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    Poll: I wouldn't do that for fear of nauseating people....

    I wouldn't do that for fear of nauseating people. I am THAT considerate:rofl::rofl::rofl:
  23. I'll give that a go then shall I. I'll probably...

    I'll give that a go then shall I. I'll probably end up as another statistic to the mentalists that hang around our soi. One of them killed another and it never even made the paper:rolleyes:
  24. How can I track down the tossing pisspot that drove into my car and sped off?

    I feel it will be impossible. I was just tootling along minding my own business when a fuckwad mototaxi bounced off the side of my car. He wobbled a bit and carried on through a red light. Now I have...
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    Astonising. This individual is/was asking for...

    Astonising. This individual is/was asking for help and everyone gives him a hard time.:confused:
  26. sorry, just seen the photographs and read the...

    sorry, just seen the photographs and read the rest of the report and replies. I agree that no purpose is served by those degrading photographs of the victim and that is what she is a victim. If there...
  27. Dirty cowardly cnuts. I hope their nads fall off...

    Dirty cowardly cnuts. I hope their nads fall off - shame the girl wasn't an IV drug abuser or whore so she could give them a dose. Truly evil.
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    Mr Scamp, I am with you. Rice is just like fairy...

    Mr Scamp, I am with you. Rice is just like fairy dust - in my opinion and experience you may as well not bother with it. If I eat Indian food I generally have either naan or roti (sometimes both)...
  29. Thread: Sunburn

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    or natural yoghurt - never tried it with the corn...

    or natural yoghurt - never tried it with the corn or red bean sort:rofl:
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    Can't you ask them to come over and see you?...

    Can't you ask them to come over and see you? Lovely holiday for the familiy, the aged woman may suffer in the heat though
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    that seems like a rather high number. Is there a...

    that seems like a rather high number. Is there a source - aside from the newspaper to back it up?
    I doubt they would be able to get hold of or even afford the drug in England that (allegedly)...
  32. It couldn't have been a prostitute, selling sex...

    It couldn't have been a prostitute, selling sex is illegal isn't it?
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    I worried a hamster by putting it in the garden...

    I worried a hamster by putting it in the garden with a cat prowling:rofl: to be fair, I had taken it to the vet to be euthanised but they wouldn't do it because she (?) was healthy. I wasn't, the...
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    OK, I'll apologise, it wouldn't be my cup of tea....

    OK, I'll apologise, it wouldn't be my cup of tea. If I ever had kids I would give them names that I like Jesse is always a good bet for a boy and Enid or Edith for a girl:dev+ang:
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    I think they should call any animal living in...

    I think they should call any animal living in Dusit zoo 'tragic specimin destined for a miserable life'. I loathe zoos with a passion and Dusit is one of the worst I have ever visitted.
  36. I've flown with Quantas and they're nowhere near...

    I've flown with Quantas and they're nowhere near as bad as alitalia. Italy's national airline are a bunch of self interested, self serving cnuts. I had food poisoning and this silly little tart was...
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    that's rather unkind of you Mr Marmite....

    that's rather unkind of you Mr Marmite. Congratulations to you Mr Mock and Mrs Mock.
    I have to say I don't like the name, it looks and sounds a bit Essex. Give me Maureen or Doreen any day of the...
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    I've often wondered about the inflatable vendors...

    I've often wondered about the inflatable vendors - when he gets home at night does he comment to Mrs Blowup that he's fucked if he's going to deflate all the goods, or just get on and do it? Who on...
  39. he could have been released a couple of years...

    he could have been released a couple of years ago, but refused to plead guilty to something that he didn't do. He is a stronger person than me, I'd sell my granny to get out of jail particularly in...
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    I agree wholeheartedly with you. don't need to...

    I agree wholeheartedly with you. don't need to (and can't) watch the youtube thing. I worked as a nurse for many years, a couple of them in a :sad2:private hopital for planned surgery. One of the...
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    Gent, you are jumping to conclusions. What makes...

    Gent, you are jumping to conclusions. What makes you think that I am heterosexual and female. Haven't you heard of civil partnerships and adoption?:rofl:
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    I read on another thread that she was going on...

    I read on another thread that she was going on her own. WHY? If I were ever to breed and that is doubtful I would want the cause of my trouble to be close at hand even if he weren't in the same room....
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    Husband isn't and if I had a boy child I would...

    Husband isn't and if I had a boy child I would make sure he wasn't either. We have a muslim friend who was born very prematurely, as he wasn't expected to live he wasn't snipped. At age 3 he was...
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    Sholdn't memock be going with her. I think it is...

    Sholdn't memock be going with her. I think it is traditional for the sperm donor to be present at the birth of the result.
    As for what to do while your wife is away, what about totally redecorating...
  45. Thread: The Mad Baron

    by bobbins
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    So, if I am following this correctly - and I...

    So, if I am following this correctly - and I probably am not. Dirty Dog started teak door?
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    What a divine expression 'stuff it up her...

    What a divine expression 'stuff it up her bumper'. I spat a mouthful of chang which means I shall have to lick the screen (or pull the handfull of white towelling out of my bumper!
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    I would agree with you Lily. There is also the...

    I would agree with you Lily. There is also the added bonus of knowing they are circumscised and therefore no cheesy rim to contend with:rofl:
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    It really is astonishing how little life seems...

    It really is astonishing how little life seems valued here. When we first arrived and an ambulance was battling it's way along the soi I would pull over only to have 4 cars jump into the space and...
  49. Thread: Ugly towns

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    On the whole I think Thailand is ugly. All the...

    On the whole I think Thailand is ugly. All the old buildings are demolished to make way for the modern (a moo bahn close to us is unspeakably ugly. All different colours and far too many pedestal...
  50. Thread: Headache

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    Never. Looks like you are a medical mystery. I'd...

    Never. Looks like you are a medical mystery. I'd get down to siriraj hospital and ask there. They have a number of pickled brains, maybe they would swap you yours for one of theirs
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