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    Phuket Vegetarian and Mutilation Festival

    This crazy bullshit is happening on Phuket just now but it is mostly in Phuket town over on the east side of the island which I make a point of never visiting as it is too far away from the beaches and sleaze and everything that makes Phuket the great holiday destination that it is

    My regular massage girl was explaining that they stick umbrellas and helicopters and stuff in their face to celebrate vegetarianism or something - whatever - fair play to them I guess
















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    If they only mutilated the vegetables, would it still be vegetarian?

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    Man, and I used to think that vegetarians were pussies!

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    Always told my mam that eating vegetables was bad for you

    never going to to eat a carrot again!

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    What the fuck is this all about? I've seen it on TV before but never really bothered looking into the significance, so why do they shove shit through their faces? To prove how hard vegetables make you?

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    And what do they do with the large cheekholes where the umbrellas go for the other 49 weeks of the year? Maybe they have rubber grommets that pop into place to provide a seal so they can get suction on their cigarette and drink with their compulsory 7-11 straw.

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