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    Hello

    Just joined he forum. Will be travelling to Phuket end of May any advise will be welcome. I have not decided what part of Phuket to visit yet. I am a 58 year old bachelor and a ladies man.
    would like advise on the best bars to visit to meet girls and how much it would cost. Also safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.

    Wishing all members the very best and happy to be here.

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    Any bar any girl it's all for sale it's all good, enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos View Post
    safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.
    I always used to fiind a motorcycle helmet a sensible precaution, but that could have just been me.

    Welcome to the forum.

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    Welcome to the Buffalo Board, Steveoos...Have you been here before?...

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    Welcome to TD , my advice stay clear of Phuket the mafia Island or buy yourself a Kevlar vest ,

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    Downtown Ladprao is the place to be Steveo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos View Post
    Also safety tips when taking a bar girl would be highly appreciated.
    Passport, small electronics, credit cards, and anything beyond walking around money = secured in hotel safe.

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    Wear "fall protection" on the balconies...

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    Dont fall in love.

    Dont believe what they say.

    Have a good time and and keep it 'just a good time'

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    He's been "done" already, I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call
    Downtown Ladprao is the place to be Steveo.
    still basking in naivety?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos
    any advise will be welcome
    come , cum , go

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    Thanks guys, i have been to Phuket years back (2012) i had a friend in Karon then. Kindly up date me on current prices, also thinking about visiting Patong this time around. Kindly give me the name of a good bar, from past experience i know it's always good to get to know the owner. Thinking of staying at summer breeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos
    I am a 58 year old bachelor and a ladies man.
    They all say that on here but most of them are homos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos
    Kindly give me the name of a good bar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos
    i know it's always good to get to know the owner.
    The owners called Den, really friendly guy, he'll put you straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    The owners called Den, really friendly guy, he'll put you straight
    It's very difficult to get female company in Thailand and only those who are exceptionally handsome and charming can succeed by their own efforts. I am sure that Den will be of enormous help to you.

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    Ok, thank you. I am straight, just taking some time off work to go and have some fun. Yes i know there are bar fines and i have to pay the BG. just wanted to know what bars are safe and which ones to avoid.

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    No such thing as a safe bar. Make sure you've a good supply of plastic cling-wrap, or alternatively latex boots to protect your pecker, while deep kissing will surely give ya a dose of HIV faster than fwking, so keep your tongue out of any holes,....they all smell.
    Remember that the hole you enter has just been vacated by a previous occupant.
    It could have been anything that left that slimy trail.

    Have a good time.
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    what a bunch of crazy responses LOL

    Just find a decent hotel in Patong ( 500-2,000 baht) within walking distance of Soi Bangla, May is LOW season, so great deals and no crowds, unless ur Australian and love to get drunk and get in fights there is no problem in any bars/clubs.
    If ur straight avoid the bars around Paradise hotel as there for gays other than that, I live here and only know about 2 bar owners now.why do u want to get to know them??
    Have fun!!!
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    Ask tuk tuk drivers, they are very friendly and open to discounts down there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    No such thing as a safe bar. Make sure you've a good supply of plastic cling-wrap, or alternatively latex boots to protect your pecker, while deep kissing will surely give ya a dose of HIV faster than fwking, so keep your tongue out of any holes,....they all smell.
    Remember that the hole you enter has just been vacated by a previous occupant.
    It could have been anything that left that slimy trail.

    Have a good time.
    ENT may well have a point.

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    Thanks for all the advise, will be in Patong end of May. Thinking of staying in summer breeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveoos View Post
    Thanks for all the advise, will be in Patong end of May. Thinking of staying in summer breeze.
    One of the handy aspects of Patong is the massage lady scene on thanon sawatdirak and soi kepsap.

    It's a good way to meet ladies outside the bar scene hustle.

    Have fun, sanuk sanuk!

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