This is mildly amusing ..

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Local jet-ski rental operators deny involvement in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt?s son breaking leg in Phuket

[david44]

I liked the next linky better with flubber johnnys

Phuket Gazette / Reuters

PHUKET: A man died on Christmas Day in Germany after he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal from a condom machine that he and two accomplices blew up in an apparent robbery attempt, police said on Monday.

The 29-year-old man was taken to hospital in the western town of Schoeppingen, near the Dutch border, by the two other men who fled the scene of the explosion in a car, leaving behind condoms and money scattered around the gutted vending machine.

The two men told hospital officials that their friend had fallen down the stairs, injuring his head. Suspicious of their story, the officials called the police.

During questioning, police said, one of them admitted that the three had blown up the condom machine, and that their cohort was hit in the head by metal as he tried to take cover from the explosion. - See more at: Man dies in Germany after blowing up condom machine

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And here I thought condoms were supposed to " keep u in the pink".

[TizMe]

He should have been wearing protection.