What to do with a 70 year old Thailand newbie in Phuket

[Dillinger]

Taking the old man to Phuket the weekend. He's 71 years young, widowed, fit as a fiddle for his age, has a roving eye and two 30 somethings on the go in the UK and he's never been to Thailand in his life.

He's already boned my friend's 40 year old Phillipino maid here in Malaysia, although I did find out he's 'lent' her over 300 quid, so I am worried about him getting took to the cleaners in Thailand.

So what to do with him ? Any ideas ?

[Necron99]

Take his money off him and put him on an allowance..

[withnallstoke]

Make him drink Strawberry Breezers, and explain to him that the pretty Thai girls have probably got a suprise for him in their underpants.

[Loy Toy]

If he still has it in him let him go to town but....................limit his budget to 5,000 baht an outing.

[koman]

Follow him; learn from him and study his style......you will maybe be lucky enough to be 71 some day.....

[Dillinger]

Take his money off him and put him on an allowance..

He asked me if 10,000 baht was enough. I told him that would do him for the first night

explain to him that the pretty Thai girls have probably got a suprise for him in their underpants.

I went on this website and he did well on the begginer and intermediate spot a bloke levels, then he got 3/10 on the advanced level and said he's not going, he was serious too

.limit his budget to 5,000 baht an outing

Sounds about right mate, I'm sure he will come borrowing if he only takes 10,000

[Dillinger]

you will maybe be lucky enough to be 71 some day

His Mom's 96 now. My Mom's side of the family all died in their 40's, so hopefully I have more of his genes.

I'm meeting a couple of proper deviant friends over there too(no,not Betty and Withnall) so I'm gonna let them show him the score, that way I cant be blamed when he comes to breakfast with that look in his eye

[Norton]

I cant be blamed when he comes to breakfast with that gleam in his eye

Fixed that for ya. Your dad same age as me. Don't underestimate him. Though there may be snow on the roof, there is still fire in the belly.

[chassamui]

Good luck and good hunting to the young fella. I'd insist on a minder if he were my old man. (For the girls of course).

[Bettyboo]

I wonder if Dil's old man will lose his mobile phone...

[Evilbaz]

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle - just depends on how she plucks the strings.

[Davis Knowlton]

I was reading along wondering what I, should I be in the same position, would do with the old geezer. Then, with horror, I realized I'm only six years younger.

That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[aging one]

I would take him to a massage joint and the fishbowl rather than some of the pricey and seedy bars in Patong. Easier to keep an eye on him and his wallet. I envy the guy and you are a great kid for taking him out....

[Latindancer]

_TWO_ thirty somethings on the go back home ? Crikey, that's good going ! Dillinger, you do realize that as he's never been to Thailand before, he's going to go nuts when he sees the quality of the pussy there, don't you ?

[Norton]

That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Not when you consider the alternative.

[Kurgen]

Dillinger's gutted cos his old man has shown him how to live it.

[terry57]

I would be ponying up for the old man to be shagging bar girls 24/7.

The old fella might just pop his clog's after blowing his crusty load so often and then Dillinger could be up for a nice little wedge from the old boys inheritance.

I mean the old fella would be spitting out bits of skin after a few shags EH.

The pace maker would short circuit, the colostomy bag would shit its self and its game over.

Just a thought like.

[Smug Farang Bore]

I taken a few old boys around Bangkok, the usual gaffs, cowboy, soi 33 and the like. They seemed to pick up the idea quick enough.

[Dillinger]

The old fella might just pop his clog's after blowing his crusty load so often and then Dillinger could be up for a nice little wedge from the old boys inheritance.

May extend this holiday

[Albert Shagnastier]

I would be ponying up for the old man to be shagging bar girls 24/7.

Spot on Tel - let 'em live the dream

[aging one]

I would be ponying up for the old man to be shagging bar girls 24/7. The old fella might just pop his clog's after blowing his crusty load so often and then Dillinger could be up for a nice little wedge from the old boys inheritance. I mean the old fella would be spitting out bits of skin after a few shags EH. The pace maker would short circuit, the colostomy bag would shit its self and its game over. Just a thought like.

Welcome back Tez, laughing for the first time in a while..... thanks mate...

[Yasojack]

Let him enjoy himself, leave him to do whatever he wants.

Sure he been round the block more times than you.

[wasabi]

Get him to hire a jet ski.

[Dillinger]

Get him to hire a jet ski.

ive thought you a bit simple for a while Wasabi, i'm going with Yasojacks advice

[Dillinger]

^ hope you mean my Dad and not Wasabi