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    Volunteer Tourist Police

    In Rawai yesterday i saw a black Fortuner with signs on both sides saying volunteer tourist police
    The driver was wearing a black uniform with badges all over it and by his attitude must have the military rank of General
    I do not think he is a member of the local VTP but on holidays here from Pattaya
    Has anyone else seen this strange character driving around

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    Actually its quite simple. His ex cut off his dick a few years ago and fed it to the dog. He has been having a hard time adjusting to his new circumstances.

    He's visiting to thailand to receive its now legendary treatments for dealing with fragile ego and small penis syndrome. His case must be quite bad as normally just the fortuna is enough to restore the victims sense of self worth.... the worst cases usually just need the addition of a gun to the fortuna. but i his case he's got the works:

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    black Fortuner
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    black uniform with badges
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    attitude must have the military rank of General
    he must be a near terminal case. we should pity the poor bastard.

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    No unfortunately he is a local knobhead.I am sure he is Russian been here a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazz
    He's visiting to thailand
    The OP never mentioned it was a farang.

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    I think the farangs are called Foreign Tourist Police

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    The ones I know are volunteer tourist police, and Thais are also volunteer tourist police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hazz
    He's visiting to thailand
    The OP never mentioned it was a farang.
    fair enough, bit lets not loose sight of the fact that these penal substitute and fragile ego treatments because so advanced here because of the demand for these services by locals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richie22 View Post
    No unfortunately he is a local knobhead.I am sure he is Russian been here a while.
    Sounds like he comes from Germany or Austria by is accent not Russia

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    Is this him?


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    I've observed the ones at the immigration office being quite helpful to people who have overstayed or something and need guidance navigating the place, pointing them to the right desk or what have you and helping them with forms etc.

    They can be a bit over-zealous though, a couple of years ago I walked in alone to renew (not 90 day reporting) while my wife was outside on her phone and they swarmed until a guy in the back desk recognised me and waved me over.


    Can't comment on the guy in Rawai though as I almost never go down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Is this him?


    Looks like a yet another chap suffering fragile ego syndrome being treated with a fortuna prototype. proof that Adolph only had one ball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazz
    proof that Adolph only had one ball?
    That pic is Himmler, who did indeed have "something similar".

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hazz
    proof that Adolph only had one ball?
    That pic is Himmler, who did indeed have "something similar".
    But poor old goballs had no balls at all

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