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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    If that doesn't get you to first base, give up. She obviously ain't putting out. If she insists on going dutch- same deal.
    If you can't get her to put out, consider charm school.
    Yup you're right.. but too much charm school and she'll go off the boil, treat her mean and keep her keen.. women like a challenge.
    Give 'em too much respect and it goes to their heads

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Invite her to dinner at your place, if she agrees she's a goer.
    No need for him to send a map.

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    Oh right, you're not talking about AO and Momo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Oh right, you're not talking about AO and Momo.

    Oh dear....


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    Who needs women anyway, end of the day anyone can boil a piece of toast.

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    I'm enjoying this thread, amazing that even the most seasoned of womanisers still don't understand women, it's still a mystery.
    Thats probably why the game never stops being played.

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    Tell her you are sorry but you won't have sex with her until you are married. It might be a long time in the future but it will be worth the wait. Then tell her that in the meantime, when your sacks are full and need emptied, you'll just masterbate alone or with a mechanical aid (or she can help if whe wants) or you'll look for some emotional-free casual sex from some random bint who will provide the service with no strings attached. Worth a gamble on the last day of the month. Make sure you wear your running shoes just in case she takes it the wrong way.



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    Ah the days of taking the office bike on a cold winters night in yorkshire in thr back of Marina van.

    The windows got so steamed up when the policeman shone his torch to see why it was bouncing around he couldn't see a thing.

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    Just tell her you're happy to wait for as long as it takes until she's ready but also she must understand that you also have needs so will be banging Dubai's finest in the meantime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    banging Dubai's finest
    That'll put a dent in the ole' savings plan.

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    So rather than read this whole thread

    Can someone distill it

    Was it she shagged neo when she was drunk and now he wants to stalk her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Nope.. but worth waiting for ... I'll give it until the end of the month

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    So rather than read this whole thread

    Can someone distill it

    Neo's ghey, and Santa Karmela Maria's packing a 13 incher.

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    Caution her about the psychological override that allows you to get it up but prevents you from ejaculating, and that your adult life to date has been one long failure devoted to finding a woman that can cure you.

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    Thing is... the not putting out thing is just a bit weird, Dubai is shag central... but saying that, she is good fun to be with, she likes a hug and always holding my arm and I get a kiss on the cheek when we say hi and goodbye... and she's got the most incredible tits, you know the kind of tits that makes other men stare as you walk past... and the body to match, fucking gorgeous arse... I think I'll wait a bit longer
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Tell her about the Buffalo Board, Neo...And maybe a few pics would encourage sage advice...

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    FfS man. Just tell she will only get anal until she puts a ring on your finger. Then you will fill her up with baby batter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post

    Was it she shagged neo when she was drunk and now he wants to stalk her
    Fark off... they usually stalk me... speshly the Flippers

    I had a Russian I was seeing here for a while, when I tried to finish it she told me I don't get to make that decision, it's over when she decides .. luckily I'm only here on the weekends mostly so I could avoid her, but it was constant calls, asking me where I was, demanding to see me... in the end I had to threaten to call the police (I wouldn't have done because there would have been too many questions) it was a pussy way out, but it worked... craazzy bitch.

    They all love a bit of the Robster


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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Tell her about the Buffalo Board, Neo...And maybe a few pics would encourage sage advice...
    First rule of the Buffalo board and all that bro' ... as for pics.. just gonna have to use your imagination on those

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    FfS man. Just tell she will only get anal until she puts a ring on your finger. Then you will fill her up with baby batter.
    you're still single aren't you

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    ^ 555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    and she's got the most incredible tits, you know the kind of tits that makes other men stare as you walk past
    Nope.

    Will need a pic.

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    Come on dude : at least a pic of the tits in profile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Thing is... the not putting out thing is just a bit weird, Dubai is shag central... but saying that, she is good fun to be with, she likes a hug and always holding my arm and I get a kiss on the cheek when we say hi and goodbye... and she's got the most incredible tits, you know the kind of tits that makes other men stare as you walk past... and the body to match, fucking gorgeous arse... I think I'll wait a bit longer
    You sure it's not a ladyboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    hey mods, can I post up a 3 year old Pm from Shepard where I am taken to task by Ryan for not being a gentleman when engaging in a dialogue with momo. It really is a classic.
    Sure, go ahead.

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