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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    where's the romance.?
    Hey, I mentioned anal, so keep me out of your little group.




    You know I'm just playing Neo. I wish you and your scrumptious lil' balut only the very best.

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    Ah yes, impress her by gobbling down a Balut and moan 'masarap'.

    (it doesn't work with hi-sos)

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    (it doesn't work with hi-sos)
    This is why I mentioned the A game. She's got a good job.

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    Just go out and get pissed so she can see what you're really like and if she still wants a second date you've got it cracked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Just go out and get pissed so she can see what you're really like and if she still wants a second date you've got it cracked.
    very profound,One tip when she suggests a spa resort to spice it up a bit

    Apparentley a chilli up the blurter in Air Asia toilet doesn't count

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    Lol. Of all the advice here, the balut one is tops. Points to hick & stroller.

    My take is: eat balut, sing karaoke, love Filipino food. Love God too, while you're at it. Plus points if you can play the guitar, then you can jam w/ the gang.

    Btw, hi-sos don't go to work in Dubai or other sandpits. They're mostly at home, running their businesses or not working. They'll only go to the sandpit for vacations. Most flips who work in the ME are mid or low-so, all there to earn a buck or two. I have former colleagues there now, one in Bahrain, 2 in KSA.

    Btw Neo, what happened to Ms Indonesia, the runner? You realized that you didn't want to convert?

    Ok. I'll shut up now. Good luck!

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    Neo just ring her 300 times a day,if you can't get through ring more,and go spastic if she doesn't return your call,shows you love her......

    Flips are more annoying than Thais.

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    ^ I just had to delete one from my FB.


    Got chatting in a 7-11, got numbers to meet up for a coffee, she added me on FB which was fine, but one day later I was being tagged and mentioned in shitty meme's and nonsense. Can't be having that shit.

    Pity too, as they're generally nicer to chat with and be with than most Thais.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    defo keeping the johnny on for this one... the thought of a UAE jail is a real passion killer
    the God thing is a tough nut tho... knowing there will be three of you in the relationship
    about 15 if you include her family

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    ne, but one day later I was being tagged and mentioned in shitty meme's
    This kinda thing was it, Barry?








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    Having lived there a while and here much longer imho flippos make overall better partners than Thai, speak your language which may be why they have a more receptive attitude to western ideas and needs, and are more eager to please.

    That said, it's been a while from my time and the PI has probably progressed a bit since then from crap foods buried in msg and a far more corrupt and violent society, which is why I left. But from what you post she sounds educated with a respectable job, so go for it, be yourself and good luck.

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    Tell her you don't believe in contraception same papa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    Tell her you don't believe in contraception same papa
    Or teach her about the proper types of contraception:

    CIM, COF, COT.

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    Take her out to dinner and find out if she is interested in you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    funny thing she said before we even got started that we split the bill 50:50 and she's good to her word.
    I think you may have already lost her

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    Lol. Of all the advice here, the balut one is tops. Points to hick & stroller.

    No fucking way

    My take is: eat balut, sing karaoke, love Filipino food. Love God too, while you're at it. Plus points if you can play the guitar, then you can jam w/ the gang.

    You make it sound so easy.. if only I could grow extra thumbs too

    Btw, hi-sos don't go to work in Dubai or other sandpits. They're mostly at home, running their businesses or not working. They'll only go to the sandpit for vacations. Most flips who work in the ME are mid or low-so, all there to earn a buck or two. I have former colleagues there now, one in Bahrain, 2 in KSA.

    She's a quantity surveyor. I don't need HiSo, plenty of fake ones here.. pretentious cunts

    Btw Neo, what happened to Ms Indonesia, the runner? You realized that you didn't want to convert?

    Long distance relationship was a grind.. plus the conversion thing. Had some great holidays though, must do a Gili T thread one day.


    Ok. I'll shut up now. Good luck!

    You didn't mention ligaw ...

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    Buy her a pocket bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exige View Post
    Take her out to dinner and find out if she is interested in you...
    Let's try to keep common sense outta' this!

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    To be honest, it'll mainly be about your fashion sense.













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    Show her your blowpipe?

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    What does it take to win any female? Answer: $$$$$$$$$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Buy her a pocket bible.
    Gideon Bible is found free in the draw next to your bed in a hotel room, they are free.

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    Jaysus...Who needs instructions?...

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    Do what you do best.



    Inflate her to 32psi.

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    What if she blows a hole?...

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