2-3 nights in pattaya what to do?

[icecoffee and ciggy]

hello teacher student and parents,

im bored and feel depressed, so i am possibly going to pattaya for 2-3 nights to cruise around... i used to live in laem chabang, so i sort of know patty, sriracha, bangsaen.

but what i dont know is the activities to waste time to...
i will possibly hire big bikes from the end of beachroad, next to 7eleven for 500 baht a night? ninja 250.

what else is there to do...? i have checked walking street, but all da ladies are darky and a bit wild, and worst of all, many fooking tourists, which will make me even more depressed visiting there...

so just crusingaround jomtien, riding bike and thinking about life should do eh????
any cheapo place around jomtien area? im afraid my bike might be stolen... so i might stay a night in different district...

good bye cuzzins and sistas

[icecoffee and ciggy]

hey... is there dude called sharky in pattaya now?
guy who seems to walk around naked with tattos all round his body and posts his ladies of night in his facebook....
and owns lambo, ferrari, big estates in australia or sumthing.
ive seen somewhere he live at jomtien apartment

[The Big Fella]

Drink beer and shag bar girls is about it really

[pseudolus]

^ catch a dose, and tell the mrs she gave it to you.

[t.s]

i hear pattaya can be dangerous for the mentally challenged. exercise caution

[hooter]

Do a decent looking ladybloke.

Pop down the local copshop and demand some yabba.

Variety be the spice of life.

[bobo746]

Drink beer and shag bar girls is about it really

catch a dose, and tell the mrs she gave it to you.

Do a decent looking ladybloke.

Pop down the local copshop and demand some yabba.

I think thats pattaya covered.

[hooter]

and owns lambo

A bright orange one perchance?

[alitongkat]

arent there some elephant camps around pattaya?
you could go there and volunteer...?

if feel stable enough, you could also try the shooting range...

[Daft Old Cat]

Throw yourself off a tall building.

[sabang]

Well, you could visit Buddha Mountain, and then spend a transcendental afternoon wandering around the nearby Wat. Afterwards, visit the nearby winery restaurant and enjoy aperitifs and canapes for sundown. Best get to bed early, to be bright and early for your mornings activities. Early the following morning, enjoy a brisk walk on the (sort of) coast path between Pattaya and Jomtien, including a hike up Buddha Hill if you are the healthy type. Visit the Sanctuary of Truth after a light lunch, enjoying the magnificent wood carvings and glorious seaside location. Perhaps evening cocktails at Mata Hari, followed by a fine dining meal there.

Or you could get pissed and go a homongering, in which case I look forward to the trip report.

[nidhogg]

^ LOL - bet he goes option "b".....

[hooter]

you could also try the shooting range...

^ Cool.

20th floor apartments in Pratumak are as cheap as chips at the moment, the views downwards and towards the islands are awesome on a good day.

[Jack meoff]

Visit McDonald's, It's a must.

[alitongkat]

some floors up the mcdonalds is RIPLEYs believe it or not...

this MUSTNT under no circumstances be missed....

whatever it is like now, they use to change the show, its always absolutely awesome...

[ataloss]

Depressed,eh? Big Bike eh? Hmm...
Well at least bring your own lock and key, and a decent helmet.
Oh, and rent no higher than the 2nd floor.
Good luck.

[Dillinger]

Go stop at Loy Toys Love Shack and muse over anal sex

[Jack meoff]

^

[nidhogg]

On reflection, its probably pretty clear what OP is thinking. The thread is "2-3 nights in pattaya what to do?", not 2 to 3 (or however many) days in pattaya....

[The Big Fella]

Go stop at Loy Toys Love Shack and muse over anal sex

I don't suppose by chance they have a website

[VocalNeal]

and worst of all, many fooking tourists,

Obviously not this week then? Unless you are one of those Indian tourists?

[icecoffee and ciggy]

ai cummin very little.
cummin seed very nice spice for your curry.
i add u little bit of cummin seed yeah?
bit nutty

hey... actually iz fuking hot outside... feels like me skin is peeled off by surfuric acid. also ive already mastoorbated, so im no oozie for noozie, if u know me drift. ya drill. but ya know, i fookin tell u da truth my lord, i would luv cummmin in those azzes for da ladiez, kotey might be interestin, but i bet their bunghole is darkie and hairy. alzo i dun wanna hear da katoey scream... i tink iz me gonna get goosebumps...

[adzt1]

Go stop at Loy Toys Love Shack and muse over anal sex

I don't suppose by chance they have a website

pm him, sure he would link up web cams with you.

[terry57]

After LT's gaff you could always go get on the piss with Rawlings before his misses offs him.

Just a thought like be a nice gesture.

[Dillinger]

Then head on down to Sea Travellers pad for a nice joint of meat marinated by nedwalk and a backy home on STs bike from DJ Pat.

If it starts raining. Head back to loy toys flood relief camp and nutty invention museum
:-)