Having a Shag at the Devils Den in Pattaya

[zingerhk]

Has anyone tried the Limo service? If it is what I think it is, it would be a lot of fun, but I am afraid it is not as advertised???

[AshWoods]

Hi all. I am new here, but had a recent experience at the DD which I found a tad disappointing, so I logged onto a couple sites just to post my review, for anyone who might find it useful. Everyone's taste is different, and I do not presuppose to be some kind of professional critic, but for anyone thinking of going, if this helps you make a more informed decision, so much the better. -Ash


Date: Feb, 2013
Name: Sandra & Penny
General Area: Pattaya, Thailand
Session Length: 1.5 hours
Fee: 3,600 Baht
Physical Description: Both ladies very thin, nice bodies. Both shaved. Sandra had more "technically perfect" figure, with maybe perhaps an A cup, but for some reason I preferred Penny's body, despite the A- cup breasts. Keep in mind, there is no such thing sold here in Thailand as a NON padded bra...

Both ladies were willing to do what I required (nothing unusual), though Sandra seemed a little more bored through the whole thing. Enthusiasm in general very lacking. Web site advertises all ladies are genuinely bisexual, which is crap. I tried to ask the ladies ("Do you two really like other ladies?"), and got honest answer: "Just for work".

Also, every time I wanted to switch ladies, I had to switch condoms, which was more than a little distracting (and technically should not be necessary since I had to wear one, and web site brags about every girl being clean/recently tested).

Girls did not really do anything with each other until I commanded... Every BJ devolved into a HJ... I can understand these ladies do this all day long every day, so maybe expecting more of a GFE was unrealistic, but I thought that was what I paid a premium for.

Room unimpressive. Web site claims "84 sq ft of mattress". It was just a normal king bed in a small, somewhat dingy room with mirrors on ceiling and an 'okay' rope sex swing. When I asked later about the 84 sq ft, I was told that I did not get king room (presumably given when you get 3 girls or more), consisting of two king beds pushed together. They have a very slick web site / pitch, but does not live up to it in my opinion.

While I was 'busy' my friend waited a while, then tried to go over to a nearby establishment. Manager was somewhat rude about him not leaving his scooter parked in front, even though it was clearly not busy (I suspect we were only customers at that time). After I came out and found him, we decided to walk around a little and the manager told me as well I needed to move my scooter, which I thought quite rude considering.

Recommendation: Don't waste your time / money. Go to beer bars and try to find two girls to take home. Probably be cheaper and just as "bisexual". Of course I cannot vouch for the bisexuality of any other girls there, but I would never go back now to find out.

[TDBarby]

I can confirm findings of previous review, having spent the money (almost 4000 baht including a drink each) on a rather useless experience.

Two girls (Jane & Fay) from a rather average offering, nothing exciting present. After choosing one I asked who she got along with, thinking it might help the action.
Well it didn't, the girls interacted merely by talking to each another - for as far as I could judge, about the food of the evening and the weather forecast for the weekend.
Before the sex you're washed in a way a nurse in a hospital would do it, more like an inspection if you aren't damaged in any way. I've had few soapies that were less inspired.
After you lay down, one girl specialises in making you cum as quickly as possible by blowjob, if you can avoid that the other sacrifices herself so you can at least have sex with her. Then back to blowjob/handjob combinations that have as an only goal to make you shed the load asap.
After you cum the session is turned into an excuse for a massage, for the remaining umm hour. After cumming the girls also ask you a couple of things ('How are you today', straight from the coffee shop) no doubt just trying to get you to tip afterwards.

Altogether very unexciting given the possibilities.

Recommendation: same as above, waste the money elsewhere on a couple of girls from a bar, or just one better looking girl from a gogo.

Positive part: the marketing material, movies on youtube, site all well down. Good thing is that's free. The rest isn't worth the effort of going there.

[BaitongBoy]

Welcome to the Buffalo Board...

[beerlaodrinker]

Looks like the whore adds are attracting top quality punters eh? But no pics of Jane and fay or Sandra and penny

[thaimeme]

Looks like the whore adds are attracting top quality punters eh? But no pics of Jane and fay or Sandra and penny

Yeah...that's what we need.
More of those top quality punters.

[pseudolus]

Looks like the whore adds are attracting top quality punters eh? But no pics of Jane and fay or Sandra and penny

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A couple of others that are better looking to be fair, but not many. tri holing bi girls, alas, tend not to be stunners.

[thaimeme]

^
Better for a long-term rental companion - one/two months - than short time play.

[BaitongBoy]

Do you have a close-up of her uterus, as well, pseudolus?...

[pseudolus]

Do you have a close-up of her uterus, as well, pseudolus?...

I plucked them from their website mate, and alas those shots are missing.

Sort of like this I guess

[Loy Toy]

For the life of me I cannot understand how some blokes expect that a woman can get all emotional and physical with a bloke who has just walked in off the street.

I know it's work for them but it is certainly a job I would not like to do to eck out a living.

If your looking for love and affection you will not find either in these type of places.

[thaimeme]

Do you have a close-up of her uterus, as well, pseudolus?...

Requires a certificate of examination.
B5000

[BaitongBoy]

^^That was quick...It's a cow, innit?...Heh...

[pseudolus]

^^That was quick...It's a cow, innit?...Heh...

No! That's Fay from issan. She used some whitening cream on her legs, but her thighs and gunt are still black.

[thaimeme]

For the life of me I cannot understand how some blokes expect that a woman can get all emotional and physical with a bloke who has just walked in off the street.

I know it's work for them but it is certainly a job I would not like to do to eck out a living.

If your looking for love and affection you will not find either in these type of places.

Indeed, LT...
Some just don't get the connections.

Cheers.

[beerlaodrinker]

For genuine love and affection you have to go to lolitas?

[terry57]

You must have a laugh when some John complains that the whore he has just bought was not really into shagging him that much.

I mean its funny as fuk that EH.

Nothing wrong with buying whores but don't expect to much eh.

[baldrick]

Sandra

Noi is going to have some explaining to do next time I call her ....

[TDBarby]

For the life of me I cannot understand how some blokes expect that a woman can get all emotional and physical with a bloke who has just walked in off the street.

I know it's work for them but it is certainly a job I would not like to do to eck out a living.

If your looking for love and affection you will not find either in these type of places.

Well, true. It does sound like a challenge to show some enthusiasm if you don't like your job. Maybe you don't like giving blowjobs or getting intimate with some funny stranger, making jokes along the way that suggest something like attraction. That's why you have chosen another profession Charlie.
Expecting that no one can do that, sounds like you have zero experience, or you forgot quickly.

Personally, I perceive it as a willingness to perform a service in such a way that customers do come back. Some girls, and I can think of a number in different places, can handle that awkward situation well, and make me wanna come back to the place, to the specific girl.

Those I met in Devil's Den there had zero capability or motivation in that area.
I thought it worth sharing that, just to balance a bit a number of hoorah evaluations I've seen elsewhere. The other guy thought not worth going back, well I think the same.

If you consider the marketing material and you walk in expecting some form a threesome that goes beyond what you can expect from, say Beach Road, you're in for a major disappointment.

[BaitongBoy]

No! That's Fay from issan. She used some whitening cream on her legs, but her thighs and gunt are still black.

Nice little ass on her, but that's quite a stretch happening there...Maybe Earl's piss could help?...

[mastershifu]

I agree the girls at DD are not all great. The worst punt ever for me was Jane from DD. Never thought my worst would be in Thailand and before that I thought my worst ever would be one of the many Romanians in London.

Jane was a complete waste of time. No touching, kissing, no willingness whatsoever. I completely lost interest and asked her to leave. And the website says she's one of the popular ones . It was my worst punt ever so thought it's worth mentioning. I wonder how many had a similar experience.

That experience aside I've also had a great time with gwen, kayla at DD. But now I prefer to put more effort into picking a pretty bar girl rather than gamble with DD and so far my experience has always been great

[Kurgen]

I agree the girls at DD are not all great. The worst punt ever for me was Jane from DD. Never thought my worst would be in Thailand and before that I thought my worst ever would be one of the many Romanians in London.

Jane was a complete waste of time. No touching, kissing, no willingness whatsoever. I completely lost interest and asked her to leave. And the website says she's one of the popular ones . It was my worst punt ever so thought it's worth mentioning. I wonder how many had a similar experience.

That experience aside I've also had a great time with gwen, kayla at DD. But now I prefer to put more effort into picking a pretty bar girl rather than gamble with DD and so far my experience has always been great

So you're ugly, have a small cock and no personality......NEXT!

[BaitongBoy]

So you're ugly, have a small cock and no personality......NEXT!

But that's the perfect hansum man...

[BaitongBoy]

Cheers, DD, for an old thread...RIP...

(No, not Devil's Den)...

[mastershifu]

So you're ugly, have a small cock and no personality......NEXT!

So you are basically a leech looking for a chance to mock someone in order to gain others approval.

Sorry you got none of it right about me. I'm 30, athletic, handsome and pretty happy with my cock thank you.

Now scurry off somewhere else where your worthless comments are not needed