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    ^^Nah mate, Old Steptoe pulled a better looking tranny in that feature length episode where Harold falls in love with that stripper and marries her, then has to take his dad on their honeymoon

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    Some guys love sleazy places for women. Some guys prefer classy places for women.

    Some guys (who are married to classy women) don't mind a venture into a sleazy bar just for the adventure aspect. They may or may not choose to grab a shag.

    Same for the classy joints with classy freelancers. It's all consensual, and condoms are used.

    Some guys do this. Some guys don't.

    I make no judgment either way.

    Some guys on here post 140 posts per day making fun of the sun coming up in the morning in Thailand. You know who you are. That'd be the guy w/ the avatar flicking off the world. No matter what, guaranteed snide comment, especially about the girls.

    I like the "live & let live & let idiots die" attitude here.

    I sure as hell like all the female eye candy, and on occasion well, I'm not Mormon & I'm not gay.

    If the vibes are right with a hot chick & protection is used & I have a few extra baht to burn......guess what's gonna happen?

    Anyhow, somebody who reads a thread about the Black Pearl Bar this far into it & starts flinging mud about it must be a gay Puritan Quaker.

    If ya don't like knocking shops in Thailand, and/or disagree with the principle of the whole concept, then go live elsewhere, because hookers have been around from the beginning of time and will be here 'till the end of time.

    They can be nice happy ones like here, or they can be professionals in Amsterdam, or they can be drug addicts in the USA. Trust me. The demand will never, ever go away.

    Therefore, supply will always be there. Get over it!

    At least add everybody on this thread to your "Ignore" list.

    You just went on mine. Please do add me to yours.

    Jay

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    I've been to the Black Pearl before and theres been some decent looking women- don't think it's just the beer goggles. Other times it's been like Cruft's, although you can still have a laugh.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder my friend.

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    ^^Oh, get over yourself, mate.

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    Beauty is measured by a couple of things:

    How new the person is to the sex scene in Thailand

    How stupid he is

    How old he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker View Post
    Some guys love sleazy places for women. Some guys prefer classy places for women.

    Some guys (who are married to classy women) don't mind a venture into a sleazy bar just for the adventure aspect. They may or may not choose to grab a shag.

    Same for the classy joints with classy freelancers. It's all consensual, and condoms are used.

    Some guys do this. Some guys don't.

    I make no judgment either way.

    Some guys on here post 140 posts per day making fun of the sun coming up in the morning in Thailand. You know who you are. That'd be the guy w/ the avatar flicking off the world. No matter what, guaranteed snide comment, especially about the girls.

    I like the "live & let live & let idiots die" attitude here.

    I sure as hell like all the female eye candy, and on occasion well, I'm not Mormon & I'm not gay.

    If the vibes are right with a hot chick & protection is used & I have a few extra baht to burn......guess what's gonna happen?

    Anyhow, somebody who reads a thread about the Black Pearl Bar this far into it & starts flinging mud about it must be a gay Puritan Quaker.

    If ya don't like knocking shops in Thailand, and/or disagree with the principle of the whole concept, then go live elsewhere, because hookers have been around from the beginning of time and will be here 'till the end of time.

    They can be nice happy ones like here, or they can be professionals in Amsterdam, or they can be drug addicts in the USA. Trust me. The demand will never, ever go away.

    Therefore, supply will always be there. Get over it!

    At least add everybody on this thread to your "Ignore" list.

    You just went on mine. Please do add me to yours.

    Jay
    Oh yea, the good old "Sabai Sabai" attitude. I like it. and yes to each their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Beauty is measured by a couple of things:

    How new the person is to the sex scene in Thailand

    How stupid he is

    How old he is
    Yes I agree. Beauty is in the eye of the schmuck holding the beer = the beer holder.

    Sabai sabai.

    As long you aren't hurting anybody else, then why not do what makes you happy & who gives a damn what anybody else thinks?
    Last edited by jaywalker; 19-09-2010 at 05:18 AM.

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    One good thing about the Pearl is that you can just go there and have a beer or three- it's not like, say, the Eden where you are there for one reason only or are not welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    One good thing about the Pearl is that you can just go there and have a beer or three
    Much the same as every other bar on the Darkside mate. Great free entertainment along with cheap as chips beer.

    Apparently the BiB have shut down the girlie operations in quite a few bars and the rumour is that a lot of bar owners are standing up against extortion.

    I wish they would fvck off over to the Bright side of Pattaya where the real crims and crime is.

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    Sadly I'm hearing more and more that in the current political climate, corruption is becoming like a free for all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    One good thing about the Pearl is that you can just go there and have a beer or three- it's not like, say, the Eden where you are there for one reason only or are not welcome.
    Yeah, Eden sounds like Lolita's.

    Luckily for me I am usually there for one thing only.......err, to have a beer & chat with the chunky girls that grace their doorstep?

    They really should recruit a few more girls that look less like sumo wrestlers & more like Pattaya bargirls.

    I always go back to check what the staff looks like every 3 or 4 weeks whether I need to or not......Purely for the ongoing research aspect.

    Never left with a frown on my face, no matter how chunky my friend was.

    I targeted the one slim girl outside last time there & it was around 2100 hrs........told her I wasn't so sure if she had enough energy to talk to me. She just smiled & touched her nose with her tongue. Bless her heart!!!! I "think" I might have left her a tip 20 minutes later ;=)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Beauty is measured by a couple of things:

    How new the person is to the sex scene in Thailand

    How stupid he is

    How old he is
    So...

    Newbie-totally...I am so screwed...

    Fairly intelligent...I am so screwed...

    Age :42...I am so screwed....

    I will find all women beautiful...and maybe a few ladyboys too

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    Ladyboy filter

    Hey Mate,

    Look out for Adam's apples. Never shag any bitch taller than you are (unless you're a midget).

    The katoey's look OUT OF THIS WORLD HOT to the new guy. Talk to him/her. The voice will give them away. They sound like somebody's grandmother that has been smoking since she was 5 years old.

    Once you've seen one, you'll be able to spot all of them a mile away.

    They're mostly harmless if you meet them in a bar (hint all the "women" in the bar will be about 6 feet tall).

    Be friendly, smile, pay the bar bill like any customer is expected to do anywhere in the world (ie: don't freak out) & you won't have far to go before you find the original females.

    A British friend of mine has a great way to check out any bar for katoey's.

    He asks the touts outside..."You no have katoeys here?" Like he hates katoeys.

    They always say "No", then he says, "Damn! I was looking for katoey", to which they inevitably reply, "Well we do have 2".

    "Show me he says".....Now he knows which ones have a tally-wacker & which ones don't.
    =========

    Ahhhhhh what the hell, here we go.

    I'll 'fess up to my first ever katoey encounter.

    It was on the island of Boracay in The Philippines in 2000.

    Was on forced vacation....awaiting clearance from the the Portuguese Army to go visit them in East Timor, staying in Manila. I talked my American boss into letting me go hang out on Boracay for a couple weeks whilst waiting.

    It was September......I'd have been a gazillion times better off in Angeles City, but that was before we had cool message boards like this.

    At the height of low season, I go to Boracay. Precious little choice as far as hot bitches went, so I bought the best-looking bitch in the bar a drink. Bitch was HOT looking.

    He said "Thank you Sir" in a very deep voice with his big frizzy hair, lipstick et al....I freaked the f**k out.

    I was just drunk enough that I was reaching back from Florida into Tennessee to wind up a jaw-breaking blow to this f***king fag when his female cousin came to his rescue. I was ready to commit murder on the spot.

    Now she was a wild one. She & I had fun. Her face looked like the bottom of my boot, but at least she was 100% female & a nice petite body as well. She was a swallowing 3 holer as well....good girl. She saved that queer-assed wierdo cousin's life.........Probably kept me out of jail too.

    From that day forward, I've been able to spot a katoey from miles away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker View Post

    Some guys on here post 140 posts per day making fun of the sun coming up in the morning in Thailand. You know who you are.


    Probably 95% of all the farangs on TD and TV fits this category, lol

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    Thus is life!

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    I find it strange and a little annoying that the happily married expats seem to begrudge the whoremongers having a good time with the girls. False morality or simple jealousy. Perhaps a little of both? Probably more at a subconscious level as anyone would have a very hard time getting them to admit to it.

    At a guess, I suspect that probably around 80% of those self righteous married expats were attracted to Thailand in the first place by its reputation for cheap sex with attractive young women. A bit like reformed smokers being the most vehemently opposed to the habit. Once an addict, always an addict and the only way for some to resist temptation is to convince themselves its wrong and very bad! Unfortunately they usually also try to impress their new opinion on others too. Understandable for those with a Thai family as they have so much to lose by falling off the wagon and surrendering to temptation.

    Each to their own, live and let live. Good on the blokes who no longer feel the need to go play with the working girls. But not everyone shares their circumstances or wishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker View Post


    He said "Thank you Sir" in a very deep voice with his big frizzy hair, lipstick et al....I freaked the f**k out.

    I was just drunk enough that I was reaching back from Florida into Tennessee to wind up a jaw-breaking blow to this f***king fag when his female cousin came to his rescue. I was ready to commit murder on the spot.

    She saved that queer-assed wierdo cousin's life.........Probably kept me out of jail too.

    From that day forward, I've been able to spot a katoey from miles away.
    It may be different in the Philippines. I dont know since I have never been there. But if you go smashing a katoey in the face in Thailand because of your own drunken misjudgement you are likely to get bottled by a bargirl followed by a serious beating from the local Thai males.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    The katoey's look OUT OF THIS WORLD HOT to the new guy
    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    He said "Thank you Sir"
    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    I was ready to commit murder on the spot.
    Asia has had the 'third gender' of LB's since a long time before white people called the US home.
    If you can't handle that, perhaps you should stay in Tennessee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    The katoey's look OUT OF THIS WORLD HOT to the new guy
    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    He said "Thank you Sir"
    Quote Originally Posted by jaywalker
    I was ready to commit murder on the spot.
    Asia has had the 'third gender' of LB's since a long time before white people called the US home.
    If you can't handle that, perhaps you should stay in Tennessee.
    Well Thailand is one of the only few country's in the world that doesn't has a 3G network yet...............but at least hey have 3G katoeys.

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    At Black Pearl/White Oyster/Black Pearl 2 it was still business as usual mid January 2019.
    Sadly, it was closed end January 2019.
    Anybody knows what is going on ?

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    Damm it, I came to see TITs ... an all I got were the articles

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