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    Pattaya Bottom 10 List

    I have friend visiting from the US who was in Pattaya once before and was "underwhelmed" by the sex scene, claiming it wasn't all it was made out to be. I was a bit baffled by this, as to me finding countless attractive girls willing to have sex for next to nothing is pretty nearly paradise in the sex scene department. But apparently he was disappointed by all the "polite, shy, fully dressed girls" (his words). Being used to raunchy full nude strip clubs in the US, he was expecting more nudity. And he really wasn't interested in the "girl friend" experience, or even taking girls back to his own room. And therefore looking for places with lots of "in house" sexual titillation.

    He had heard of the fabled sex shows of Thailand, but found only a "lethargic show put on by a 50+ yo woman in an empty back room". No idea where that was, and I am really not into that scene at all, and yet I did promise to help him find what he is looking for so.....

    I would like to compile what might be considered the reverse of a "Top 10 List". I am looking for the WORST that Pattaya has to offer. Lots of nudity, lots of shock and awe, lots of sex on or near the premises.

    The one establishment I have actually been to which fits the bill is the Windmill. Please help me to identify others. Not necessarily Windmill clones, but the best of the seediest establishments of all varieties, catering to all kinks.

    I will be showing this thread to him upon his arrival. Help please!


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    Heh...When will you be arriving?...

    Actually, there are supposed to be some really good sex shows where the viewers can get it on with their partners, as well...But apparently they are a bit secretive...Not the mainstream shite shows...

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    I just greened the guy. Takes guts to troll when you dont know shit. Well done. Now lets take a second look.

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    The X zone by the blues bar
    I only went once ,I like to goose the whores as much as the next man but putting a glove on and shoving it her fanny or fartbox is not my scene
    Tell the sick bastard to go there

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    The pump station ? Was pretty funky to, according to my friend , cough cough

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    [quote=ftpjtm;3209944]Being used to raunchy full nude strip clubs in the US, he was expecting more nudity.

    Right. Where if you even think of touching a dancer, some 8 foot 500 lb bouncer breaks your arms.

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    Try the 'Slip it Inn'.

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    Smile Pattaya has entertainment

    Good thing for regulars that this dude didn't find what he wanted, now there is more for us.

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    Don't forget the friend was an American so probably full of shit. Of course it's better in 'Murrica..... Everything is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toslti
    Don't forget the friend was an American so probably full of shit. Of course it's better in 'Murrica..... Everything is.
    Did an American steal your bar babe?

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    Pattaya had it's heyday long long ago, didn't it?

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    I thought some one would have mentioned emma in in a thread talking about pattaya bottoms

    socal must be champing at the bits - no cameltoe in sight


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    What's that white stuff dripping off her left buttock?

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    I used to go down to Pattaya now and then back in the late-1970's - close to 40 years ago. It was a dump. In all my years living in and visiting LOS, I think I went there three or four times. The last time would have been in 1990.

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    Wow, believe it or not in '89 - '92 it was still a real fun place.
    You would not believe the cesspit it has turned into now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    What's that white stuff dripping off her left buttock?
    Socals cum, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    I used to go down to Pattaya now and then back in the late-1970's - close to 40 years ago. It was a dump. In all my years living in and visiting LOS, I think I went there three or four times. The last time would have been in 1990.
    your not missing jack shit if I had the choice between living in thePI or Pattaya I would take the PI option everytime

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    I last lived in Bangkok 93-96; not one trip to Pattaya. Just no interest.

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    I think the heyday just about stretched to about 2001

    For me, anyway.
    Those signs in Russian had started putting me off anyway. I assumed Thailand didn't pander to the white man

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Pattaya had it's heyday long long ago, didn't it?
    Well I went there in '94 and it was just as crap then, ugly farm girls, dirty sea, crap music and boring. The only place I saw a live sex show was Patpong and the lezzie one in carnival NP where they had a black girl shagging with a dildo. Pattaya is for idiots, the whole place is a disappointing dump, always was. Davis is no fool, he does not even live here, kudos to the bloke.

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    I suppose you're correct as I was still a wide eyed bloke in his 20s back then

    Seeing my first pingpong show almost made me vomit, watching a cigarette being smoked ''hands free'' or a ball being shat from a vagina directly into some blokes mouth was enough to make me draw the line.

    Since then I've seen two heavily made up Uzbekistanian women dildo'ing eachothers arses in Suk 7. Seemed tame in comparison

    Anyway Pattaya will soon be overrun with Indians, which will move it a bit upmarket

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    You never the frog show then Pat, the dirty foreign bitches!

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    My imagination doesn't stretch to such depravity to ask what's the sickest act ever performed onstage I wonder

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    It all depends what you are used to at home. In the UK the sex for sale scene is pretty tame. What is available is expensive, hidden away and the clock is always ticking. When I bring mates from Scotland to Pattaya they think its paradise. The look on the first timers faces when I take them down soi 6 is always a picture. But like anything this novelty wears off. Some fall in love with the place and become regulars. Offers get bored pretty quickly and never come back.

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    Whoring certainly attracts a certain demographic.

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