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    How much do massage parlors pay you asked?

    For those curious, I had a wonderful early evening last night.

    I was riding by a frequently passed massage parlor and a lady spotted me, I made eye contact with her, she giggled, I did a U-turn, and well....

    She got on my bike, the agree upon price of 300 Baht for an oil massage back at my place.

    We got back, agreed on 500 Baht for full service(normally these intimate type of details are discussed in advance but it was a Saturday and to be honest, I'm tired of talking up front but..). So, with that done, she immediately got naked and started the massage.

    Everything went fine, she was very nice looking, in her mid thirties. No complaints.

    The hour was over, she got dressed, and so did I. She asked for the money, I gave her a 500 Baht note and was looking for the 300 Baht in my wallet and she turned to leave??

    Long story short, she was the owner of said shop! (lease holder more the term) She assumed it was 500 Baht, needed the money, and was quite happy with the result.(one hours work for 500 Baht, who wouldn't be?) No worries.

    End of the short story, I took her to a noodle shop and she told me that parlors which don't do "any sex" don't have to pay the police. If we give hand jobs, we have to pay the police 10,000.Baht a month. If full sexual services, it's "about 20,000.Baht" a month. I never knew!

    BTW: "all ladies can go to customer room and do anything they want, no pay police"....

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    Concise post, well done!

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    ^^

    The Filth are making some Dam fine money then.

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    Thanks. Good information there especially useful for cheap charlies and one-shot wonders.

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    Reassuring that while unable to find crimis ,count terrorists or investigate corruption the sperm count is well in hand,

    In Leon such gents have no unifrm but are called Ponces.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^^

    The Filth are making some Dam fine money then.
    Why do you think they pay 400k baht to cheat on the entrance exam.

    Prostitution just being one of a million different rackets for the scum, of course.


    Was in Chiang Mai a few years ago, and two nice girls on the footpath down along Loi Kroh with a plastic sign offering an Oil Massage.

    Cute.

    200b one of them said and we could go to her room. Went, good ol' job done, gave her 500b and the sweet little thing went to give me 300b change. Was delighted when I laughed and told her to keep it. Went back the following and night and full-on Luigi'd her.


    It's the little lost memories that count. Cheers OP.

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    ^Oil massage for the slick. Luigi the lubricant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Went back the following and night and full-on Luigi'd her.
    Fancy treating a woman like a slab of pork belly.

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    Got me remembering Chiang Mai now.

    Rode up from BKK one day and went for a beer in Loi Khroh, got on well with a lively sweethearted young lass, without much intention of Luigi'ing after the 700km odd trip.

    Closing time and she said let's go back to my place (Rider's Corner) lovely girl and great ride. Was going for a ride the next day (a Buddhist holiday) so after a decent morning creampie, arranged to meet her at the top of Loi Kroh at 7pm the next night as all the bars were closed. Went along and she was with her friend, new hairstyle and dressed up for her date, decided I couldn't be bothered and would just go to a soapy instead after 2 days of solid riding so they looked on as I smiled, and drove off into the distance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Fancy treating a woman like a slab of pork belly
    She pulled his pork while he watched Man U roasting the 'pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Went back the following and night and full-on Luigi'd her.
    Good drills Mao I hope you was a gentleman and made sure she got hers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^^

    The Filth are making some Dam fine money then.
    Girls have to make a living....

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    No wonder the girls dream of coming to Europe and working or owning a Thai massage shop. No police bribes , a bit of oil and slap and tickle, with loads of sad lonely ugly Smeg like customers, Europeans are a dream come true, a happy ending.
    I know one Thai Women living in Denmark with new husband, first sponsor was Sweden, has a Massage parlour in Denmark, and her reward is lots of plastic surgery in Bangkok, and a fleet of Mercedes taxis when she visits the village.
    Money for old rope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    with loads of sad lonely ugly Smeg like customers,
    Funny as. 55555
    The real Smeg probably couldn't afford it.

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    Interesting, I did not know it was so well structured!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoiDoggy
    Interesting, I did not know it was so well structured!
    Indeed, those with more capacious twats sometimes use rebar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Money for old rope.
    Yep, sure is.

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