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    Why So Many Young Guys On The Prowl In Pattaya

    What I noticed on a recent trip was the amount of mongers in their twenties walking about. Decent looking young guys who could probably get a shag anywhere have resorted to coming to Pattaya and paying hookers for sex. A strange scenario and something I would never have considered doing in my younger handsome days. Before Pattaya was a place for chaps of a certain age or some unfortunate physical slight like obesity for instance but now I feel like im competing against young dudes who should be banging holiday making girls for free in Ibiza or Cancun. Lets hope this blows over and I can get back to feeling like Brad Pitt again next to some of the more unsightly fellow sexpats you used to see in the good old days.
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    Probably UK soldiers on R&R? Either them or US advance party for the US/Thai airforce exercises that are due soon so I'm told?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary View Post
    What I noticed on a recent trip was the amount of mongers in their twenties walking about. Decent looking young guys who could probably get a shag anywhere have resorted to coming to Pattaya and paying hookers for sex. A strange scenario and something I would never have considered doing in my younger handsome days. Before Pattaya was a place for chaps of a certain age or some unfortunate physical slight like obesity for instance but now I feel like im competing against young dudes who should be banging holiday making girls for free in Ibiza or Cancun. Lets hope this blows over and I can get back to feeling like Brad Pitt again next to some of the more unsightly fellow sexpats you used to see in the good old days.
    Were those young men actually wearing "I am a monger" T-shirts? Or did you just assume they were mongers because they were in Pattaya?

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    Some people go whoring because they like it rather than because they have to as the only way they can get a jump I would guess.
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    They're not getting younger, you're just getting really old Jock

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Some people go whoring because they like it rather than because they have to as the only way they can get a jump I would guess.

    What would be more baffling is the consciousness towards some sort of "competition", regardless of your years and looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    They're not getting younger, you're just getting really old Jock

    Thought the same myself. Don't worry Gary, zimmer frames are a great leg opener with the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Some people go whoring because they like it rather than because they have to as the only way they can get a jump I would guess.

    What would be more baffling is the consciousness towards some sort of "competition", regardless of your years and looks.
    yes you are right. So are we to conclude that the elder and perhaps more portly gentleman whorers feel self conscious whoring when surrounded by younger gentleman whorers? Is there a section on the 1000 baht note design where gentlemen whorers have to put their age in which forms a vital part of the selectioon criteria for hookers as to whether they spread their whiskers or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary View Post
    What I noticed on a recent trip was the amount of mongers in their twenties walking about. Decent looking young guys who could probably get a shag anywhere have resorted to coming to Pattaya and paying hookers for sex. A strange scenario and something I would never have considered doing in my younger handsome days. Before Pattaya was a place for chaps of a certain age or some unfortunate physical slight like obesity for instance but now I feel like im competing against young dudes who should be banging holiday making girls for free in Ibiza or Cancun. Lets hope this blows over and I can get back to feeling like Brad Pitt again next to some of the more unsightly fellow sexpats you used to see in the good old days.
    Were those young men actually wearing "I am a monger" T-shirts? Or did you just assume they were mongers because they were in Pattaya?

    "Tunnel Vision" , It happens if you "swim" in small circles for too long!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
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    Some people go whoring because they like it rather than because they have to as the only way they can get a jump I would guess.

    What would be more baffling is the consciousness towards some sort of "competition", regardless of your years and looks.
    yes you are right. So are we to conclude that the elder and perhaps more portly gentleman whorers feel self conscious whoring when surrounded by younger gentleman whorers? Is there a section on the 1000 baht note design where gentlemen whorers have to put their age in which forms a vital part of the selectioon criteria for hookers as to whether they spread their whiskers or not?
    Don't know which is more despondent, the professional whore or counterpart seeker.

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    But the hookers are still the same ones from 20 years ago, yes.

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    Do the lovely young/old ladies care about age or appearance or is it the thb that grabs their attention?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    They're not getting younger, you're just getting really old Jock
    Jock. How old do the policemen look?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Don't worry Gary, zimmer frames are a great leg opener with the ladies
    But how do you manage to do owt when you've propped your zimmer between said lady's knees? Doesn't it get in the way a tad?

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    Young guys can't get shagged by women back in the west.

    Women don't want some bloke who stacks shelves in Asda, or works in an Amazon warehouse, sporting a Polynesian warrior's tattoo on his spotty shoulder and shaving his prematurely bald head at age 35 in order to look well 'ard.

    They'd rather be single mums (which yes, does guarantee one shag for some loser)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog View Post
    Young guys can't get shagged by women back in the west.

    Women don't want some bloke who stacks shelves in Asda, or works in an Amazon warehouse, sporting a Polynesian warrior's tattoo on his spotty shoulder and shaving his prematurely bald head at age 35 in order to look well 'ard.

    They'd rather be single mums (which yes, does guarantee one shag for some loser)
    Think The Moog hit on something here. I have noticed similar here in the US. Lots of normal looking decent guys that cant find a woman. Lonely and desperate while the women are shagging each other or have a cell full of "friends" they can call for a little relief.

    Try finding a normal woman that just wants a normal old fashioned relationship nowadays.
    I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beazalbob69 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Ghost Of The Moog View Post
    Young guys can't get shagged by women back in the west.

    Women don't want some bloke who stacks shelves in Asda, or works in an Amazon warehouse, sporting a Polynesian warrior's tattoo on his spotty shoulder and shaving his prematurely bald head at age 35 in order to look well 'ard.

    They'd rather be single mums (which yes, does guarantee one shag for some loser)
    Think The Moog hit on something here. I have noticed similar here in the US. Lots of normal looking decent guys that cant find a woman. Lonely and desperate while the women are shagging each other or have a cell full of "friends" they can call for a little relief.

    Try finding a normal woman that just wants a normal old fashioned relationship nowadays.
    Go upcountry for normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary View Post
    I feel like im competing against young dudes who should be banging holiday making girls for free in Ibiza or Cancun.
    Free? Don't forget the expensive nightclubs, the expensive booze, the meals and drinks the "girls" would expect from you first and then, possibly, they might let you shag them - or maybe they won't - maybe someone else will catch their eye and get the "free" shag. Or maybe the girls will get so drunk they just throw up in the street before saying, "Fuckit, I'm going home wiv ma girl-friends", leaving you to wank alone in your hotel room. Perhaps those lads have experienced that already then met someone in the pub back home who asked them "Why bother with all that crap when you can just fly to Thailand and do it in a more pleasant and more orderly fashion and with a 99% success rate at half the cost?"

    Maybe, maybe not.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary
    Decent looking young guys who could probably get a shag anywhere have resorted to coming to Pattaya and paying hookers for sex. A strange scenario and something I would never have considered doing in my younger handsome days. Before Pattaya was a place for chaps of a certain age or some unfortunate physical slight like obesity for instance but now I feel like im competing against young dudes who should be banging holiday making girls for free in Ibiza or Cancun.
    Chasing women is hard work and time consuming.

    Thailand is a holiday destination.

    That means a holiday from your employer and also a holiday from having to do any work to get a woman into bed.

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    It's not that they can't get shags in their own social milieu, it's more of a case that the field there is somewhat limited to them and generally comprises non-runners we more sophisticated folk wouldn't give a second glance.

    In Pattaya they can source much better and enjoy their company in reasonable circumstances at quite modest prices. Can't blame them, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    In Pattaya they can source much better and enjoy their company in reasonable circumstances at quite modest prices. Can't blame them, can you?
    Have you had a change of heart, lately, thegent?..."Source much better," indeed...

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    Going out in Pattaya, getting drunk and ending up in the sack with a tart who you can't remember shagging when you wake up next morning ain't going to end up in a rape charge where as in the UK it may well do, so fair play to 20 something blokes in the UK who never mind having to go through the ordeal of having to drink 20 pints just to find the average lass shaggable and run the risk of being charged with rape they can now just fly to Thailand and pay to shag a decent tart.

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    ^ Spot on. Time (and biology) has caught up with the old geezers who thought they were on to something special decades ago. A 25 year old has the same urges and currency as a 60 year old, but the 25 year old probably has less emotional baggage, expectation, and girth to flatten the girl with.

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    Are women in the west more choosy these days? In the eighties when I was going to the local disco smothered in cheap aftershave I found it quite easy to get laid and I was never the best looking dude around. Then again in these days certainly in my home town the aim of everyone seemed to be to get settled down and have kids a quickly as possible. Maybe women have more ambition now and require a bit more social status from any potential young stud before they offer up the honey. If that's the case I can understand why some young guys choose a hassle free bunk up under a Pattaya sky.

    Talking to several bar girls as I do the general consensus seems to be that naturally they fancy young guys more than older ones but old mongers tend to pay more and don't bang them senseless all night so maybe there is hope for us yet.

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