Originally Posted by
jandajoy
Well, to continue, it started off all peaceful like. Me, the hose pipe and the flowers, when suddenly excited screams ripped through the tranquility. Shit, what's happened?
She points excitedly up into a tree. Calls for help from neighbors.
Fok, must be a snake or the like.
Turns out to be a huge ants nest.
OK, no worries. Get 'em in Aus all the time. Generally set fire to 'em.
No, No, foolish falang.
Get very long bamboo pole. Tie a wicker basket to one end. Poke basket up into tree, just below ants nest and agitate said nest. Agitate a lot.
Land basket back on ground and dump contents onto a large round tray thats got a handful of flour in it.
Coat ants and, more importantly the billions of eggs in the flour.
Tip tray at an angle so the ants can get out and "make a new nest".
Pack floured ant eggs into small plastic bags and give with glee to neighbors and friends for a special tea time treat.
Peace returned, 'till the cat stole the fish.