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    Reporting Live From Korat City

    So far my findings are thus:

    People: lots and lots of the bastards.

    Cars and motorcycles: driven by folk who hold absolutely no regard for the highway code - disgraceful. Not to mention the neanderthol who designed the in-city infrastucture, it's like it was designed with a view to killing people. You need to be that bird from The Exorcist in order to check your blind spots here...and the less said about the prat who decided that the place merits traffic lights every 5 fucking metres, the better.

    Humidity: brain curdling, arse-buggering, comatose inducing humidity. Here in the city, one doesn't walk to the shop, one has to break into a front fucking crawl in order to get anywhere.

    Local City Folk: Using you as a lab rat - 'sorry, mate. You could be speaking fucking Swahili for all I know but that definitely isn't English. Find some other fucker to voice your incomprehensible ramblings to and fuck off out of my face.'

    However, I am currently enjoying an extremely efficient internet service for the first time ever, and if I haven't wanked myself to death within the next week I shall further my investigations.

    Somtamslap, BBC News, Beiruit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    and if I haven't wanked myself to death within the next week I shall further my investigations.
    May the godess of porn strike your eyes blind and induce a painfull cramp upon your hands you dirty bastard.

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    And the reason you settled in Korat is............

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickschoppers
    And the reason you settled in Korat is............
    Have you ever seen the movie 'Leaving Las Vegas'? The one where Nicholas Cage goes to Las Vegas to drink himself to death...

    Well, I'm here to wank myself to death...

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    At least I know where to go for a good internet connection. Leaving Las Vegas was a great movie and Elizabeth Shue has always been a favorite of mine. There were a couple of great scenes where she showed her talent.
    Last edited by rickschoppers; 04-08-2011 at 09:51 AM.

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    Hey STS!
    Just whip down to the Mdm Thao Suranari monument, recite a few hail Lek's, burn a bit of incense, shake out a few sticks and the beauty of Korat will unfold !!

    One of the more notable culinary issues of this fine city I have noticed over quite a few visits is that it is devoid of rolling pins (and pizza makers). No matter if it is Pizza Hut or Pizza Company - try ordering a thin crust pizza and the answer is always...... Solly, no have any today??

    Perhaps there is so much road kill on that bloody awful main street that any thick crust pizza bound for home delivery has a fair chance of being thin and cripy on its arrival.

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    You don't like it here - why you here?

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    More retard ramblings. Does this guy every have anything good to say about anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveinlos
    Does this guy every have anything good to say about anything?
    I do believe he complimented the internet speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Cars and motorcycles: driven by folk who hold absolutely no regard for the highway code
    Have you been outside the city ? It ain't no better. I personally hate Korat and avoid the place at all costs. Even more so at the week-ends and school holidays. The place speaks for itself in having the only psychiatric hospital for hundreds of kilometers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveinlos
    Does this guy every have anything good to say about anything?
    Have you ever posted anything of interest to anybody at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveinlos
    Does this guy every have anything good to say about anything?
    So as well as living in Los Angeles you are also yet to grasp the very basics concerning English grammar and sentence structure. Fuck off back to junior high, knob stain.







    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I do believe he complimented the internet speed.
    Liveinlosangles was too blinded with rage to continue reading the post to the end, I think..



    Quote Originally Posted by ceburat
    You don't like it here - why you here?
    I came here to slag the place off. Satisfactory answer?

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    So Korat is just another crap Thai city.

    What did you expect?

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    Sts,are you in Korat,or Nakron Ratchisma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveinlos View Post
    More retard ramblings. Does this guy every have anything good to say about anything?
    Take two before posting

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    Korat immigration office is just as bigger bollox as the city itself. They really piss me off. Whatever you do, don't come live under their area control.

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    you need to go further east to have a fuller grasp of somchai samong nok when he is in command of a motorised vehicle.

    or the joys of sitting on Surins disco/karaoke street on a friday night and watch the young boys shoot each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by crippen
    Sts,are you in Korat,or Nakron Ratchisma?
    Same thing aren't they? But bang in the middle of the city.

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    Well done Mr Slap,you now have the honor,of being an embedded member.
    Last edited by klong toey; 04-08-2011 at 05:38 PM.

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    He could always walk around with a stupid fuckin grin on his face sayin OOh what wonderful place this is but this is more funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman
    The place speaks for itself in having the only psychiatric hospital for hundreds of kilometers.
    Thats let the cat out of the bag, Somtamslap.

    I hope the nurses are more eyecandy than this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh
    Thats let the cat out of the bag, Somtamslap.
    Have you ever tried doing a runner from a hospital in a strait-jacket? It's damned near impossible..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Have you ever tried doing a runner from a hospital
    I see alwarner lurking.

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    nothing to see here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Have you ever tried doing a runner from a hospital
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    I see alwarner lurking.
    Not so much of a runner, rather a 'wheeler'....

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