The other day I was cleaning house. I do most of the housework because cleaning gives the little woman a headache, she is pron to headaches.When cleaning off the kitchen counter, I found a bag off dog puke.I was so proud of my old streetdog Lek, he had learned to puke in a plastic bag.I did wonder why he put it on the kitchen counter, but I didn't dwell on it I was just so proud that he had learned to puke in a plastic bag.I was so happy that I stopped cleaning went to pat Lek on the head and give him a belly scratch.Later that afternoon I heard the little woman rumaging around in the kitchen. Soon I heard her grumbling about where is my food? It was on the kitchen counter.You know a Thai woman is very touchy about her food. So there was only one thing to do, I pretended to be stupid.I told her, you know that damned old streetdog has no manners and likes to steal things. I'll beat his ass if I can catch him.Then I went and gave Lek a pat on the head and a good belly scratch.I love that old streetdag.