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    The Best Breakfast In Issan

    Since we're at it I'd like to throw an Issan/English fusion breakfast into the pot.

    First off, make sure your Khao Niow BING (bbq'd sticky rice) is nicely crisped and a managable shape has been formed (preferably a touch smaller but a smidgen thicker than a regular slice of bread), add a thin layer of butter to one side before coating it with a liberal smear of MARMITE.

    Issanic marmite on toast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Issan/English fusion breakfast
    Cornflakes liberally doused in Lau Kau in a plastic bowl.

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    Testicles from an animal of your choice injected with an industrial syringe full of Ya-Dong and lightly fried.

    Classical up country cuisine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    MARMITE.
    Where the fuck do u afford Marmite ?

    I hate the stuff TBH. If you can eat that you would enjoy felchin, I should imagine

    Like eating oysters must be akin to swallowing snot or sperm.

    I saw some guy, just off the boat with his Thai GF lookin for Marmite in Villa Market, funny when he saw the 450 baht price tag


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    You can't beat a bowl of Kuay Jub to start the day,keeps me going till 5pm

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    One of my favorite breakfasts is Spicy as fvck Pad krapow with lettuce wrapped in a tortilla, it really does work.

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    How ever hard I look I cant find a nice pork sausage in Thailand, bacon yes,

    Why ?

    These fukkers survive on pork

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    Yes. The best.

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    If you happen to be a motorcycle driver, breakfast can be eaten on the move. Simply drive along with your mouth open, all sorts of nutrients will pile in. If you're lucky, you may be able to partake of smalls birds on their maiden voyage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    How ever hard I look I cant find a nice pork sausage in Thailand, bacon yes,

    Why ?

    These fukkers survive on pork
    If you haven't notice, pork is done differently. Git.

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    Somtam come to BKK, bring that nutter withnallstoke with ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
    Somtam come to BKK, bring that nutter withnallstoke with ya
    I'm quite sure the city of Bangkok prohibted me from re-entering the last time I was there.

    Withnall, on the otherhand, being a stallwart pillar of any community he decends upon, would be glad to indulge in a few sherries no doubt.

    But, yep..I believe a few drinks may be in order at some point in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
    Somtam come to BKK, bring that nutter withnallstoke with ya
    I'm quite sure the city of Bangkok prohibted me from re-entering the last time I was there.

    Withnall, on the otherhand, being a stallwart pillar of any community he decends upon, would be glad to indulge in a few sherries no doubt.

    But, yep..I believe a few drinks may be in order at some point in the near future.
    Better that the invites be reversed. An Isaan hospitality beckons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    How ever hard I look I cant find a nice pork sausage in Thailand, bacon yes,

    Why ?

    These fukkers survive on pork
    There is a shop in Udon Thani called Chern Chim Quality Foods, the sausages there are very good. Sausages, Bacon, Pasties, Pies, Bread. Can ship anywhere in Thailand.

    Welcome to ChernChim.com, Udon Thani's finest Western food distributor - Home

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Issan/English fusion breakfast
    Cornflakes liberally doused in Lau Kau in a plastic bowl.
    I prefer several tall Seagram Piper's and a splash of Coke followed by Rotari (I think I spelled that wrong) or a half a dozen eggs and some oink. If it is too hot, skip the food till dinner and catch up on the missed ones around midnight.

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    The ideal breakfast is 3 weetbix with sliced strawberries or babana on top, honey poured over the lot with cold fresh milk.
    Healthy and delicious.
    And a cup of coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    The ideal breakfast is 3 weetbix with sliced strawberries or babana on top, honey poured over the lot with cold fresh milk.
    Healthy and delicious.
    And a cup of coffee.

    Healthy one you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    The ideal breakfast is 3 weetbix with sliced strawberries or babana on top, honey poured over the lot with cold fresh milk.
    Healthy and delicious.
    And a cup of coffee.
    that was always the breakfast of my youth and that's the way i am heading again, never really liked the greasy English style of bacon & eggs.

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    I broke my Issanic fast this morning with half a dozen mangosteens and a pint of water.

    FUCKING DELICIOUS!!

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    Next thing you know you will be going for a jog before brekky.

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    I waddle 10 metres or so from the front door to the motorcycle...That just about merits my morning exercise.

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    I know the feeling my morning exercise is picking up the car keys.

    That could be a good read mate slaps tips for staying healthy in the bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    That could be a good read mate slaps tips for staying healthy in the bush.
    It would be a complete work of fiction of course.

    A cloret and a litre of water for breakfast this morning. Should set me up nicely for the day..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    That could be a good read mate slaps tips for staying healthy in the bush.
    It would be a complete work of fiction of course.

    A cloret and a litre of water for breakfast this morning. Should set me up nicely for the day..
    What time do you start tipping your favorite alcoholic beverage?

    Don't be shy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    The ideal breakfast is 3 weetbix with sliced strawberries or babana on top, honey poured over the lot with cold fresh milk.
    Healthy and delicious.
    And a cup of coffee.
    Weetbix ain't healthy. Some can be convinced that processed crap is so. Marketing genius.

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