Found this on another forum, very funny.
When the moon shines on the D-Max
And we’re rollin’ in the hay
All the buffalo are out there grazing
And mia noi is on her way
Chorus:
I am a Beer Lao drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a Beer Lao drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay
Chorus:
It’s so cosey in the kitchen
The smell of kao phad moo
When the breeze blows past the farmyard
You can smell the cow $hit too
Chorus:
When those combine wheels stops turning
And a hard day’s work is done
There’s a bar around the corner
It’s the place we have our fun
Chorus:
I am a Beer Lao drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a Beer Lao drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay
Sing to the tune of the Wurzel's I am A Cider Drinker.