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    ISSAN curious ?

    Hi , it seems most of the "ladies" i have spoken to, seem to come from Issan, is it a poor area ? how big is it ? do any ex pats live there, i see it is 45 minutes on the plane, how do the girls get home ? on the bus ? how long does it take on the bus? thanks in advance and any more interesting info greatly appreciated, sorry for all the questions but it will give all you "experts" (expats) something to do ha ha, Ken

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    ^ is this a joke
    if you are new to thailand, will it make a difference if i tell you that you can travel from bangkok to khon kaen by plane in 55 mins but b bus it can be from 6-8 hours,

    by the way khon kaen is one of the large citys in issarn, very nice but not what you expect if you have only been to skumvit and pattaya and such places

    yes generally speaking they are farmer up there, but some of them are wealthy( issh)
    it is a big place, compared to what? google it mate
    if traveling there with your (girl) caution is advised

    many of us live there ( here) in the stiks some temp some perm like my self.

    no offence RR
    Sorry about me horrible speling

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    They are worthless animals.
    Treat them like shit, and sexually abuse them... they love it.
    Don't believe the stories that they are only bar girls because their husband walked out... most have fcku off big condos in Jontiem and drive Mercs.
    Don't be taken in... you are the prey and they are the preditor.
    Falling asleep and waking up is not the same as passing out and coming to.

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    Have you been watching the Jeremy kyle show?

    Another sex tourist no doubt who has had his wallet shaken.


    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    They are worthless animals.
    Treat them like shit, and sexually abuse them... they love it.
    Don't believe the stories that they are only bar girls because their husband walked out... most have fcku off big condos in Jontiem and drive Mercs.
    Don't be taken in... you are the prey and they are the preditor.

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    Bring as much money with you as you can. Preferably your life savings and the proceeds from your home, car and other valuables.

    If you also have a steady stream of income, take out a loan against this so that you can really maximise the booty you bring over.

    Then head for the nearest bar and pick a girl that you wouldn't get in a million years back home.

    Give her your full financial support in all areas. Sick family, cosmetic surgery, new car, new house, joint bank account, etc.

    Over and out.
    .

    Virtual = not real. Don't get over it. Understand it.

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    if you want to find out about isaan, ask the girls, that is when you get your dick out of there mouths,

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    is it a poor area ?
    No, except for the poor parts.
    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    how big is it ?
    Big.

    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    do any ex pats live there
    Yes, in an odd sort of way.
    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    on the bus ?
    Sometimes. Sometimes in a van. Sometimes on a sponsored airplane.
    Quote Originally Posted by rollsroyce
    how long does it take on the bus?
    Depends on what area. 4 to 12 hours.

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    Don't listen to the bitter and twisted answers rollsroyce,here's a song I wrote about Issan Girls

    Issan Girls :

    some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california
    they mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but dont trust them i warn ya
    i've been to the east and i've been out west and i been all the world around
    but i aint seen none come anywhere near the girls from Surin town

    (chorus)
    give me a Issan girl everytime,
    i've gotta find one i've made up my mind
    give me a Issan girl everytime,
    i want a Issan girl

    marry a girl from Surin town, and you know you can trust 'em
    they'll darn your socks and wash and mend, your trousers if you bust 'em
    there all good cooks and they got good looks and they wont leave you a dance
    i'm gonna find a Issan girl, if i get half a chance

    Chorus

    Issan girls are the best in the world, there aint no doubt about it
    if you cant find a girl from a Issan town, your better off doing without it
    they dont create when you come home late and your crawling up the passage floor
    and they wont muck about, when you've gone out with the geezer from the house nextdoor

    chours

    if you ever go down to Surin town, your legs will turn to jelly
    cos the girls down there i swear are just like models off the telly
    but they dont need no make up, they look good as they are
    and they've always got a 1000 baht to buy a round
    when its their turn at the bar

    chorus

    Big Ol' Lucky Ol' Al.

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    OP if you are after some real info, perhaps you should post what your interest in Issan is about.
    Sure you will get better replies if you are a bit more specific in your questions. Jim

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    Rollsroyce, where are you currently based in Thailand?

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    Don't drive a rolls royce in isaan.
    If u identify with RR, you don't belong here.

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    Something that stopped me in my tracks some years ago was my wife's comment when we got to BKK for the first time. She turned to me and said "don't let anyone know we're from Buriram". "Why's that?" "Because they think all people from Buriram/Isaan are stupid". I looked at her and wanted to comment.
    On jumping into a taxi the drivers first words to my wife were "what part of Buriram are you from?" Apparently her accent gave it away and she lectured me before hand. I began to side with the people from BKK from then on.

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    Which part of Isaan was the taxi driver from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack View Post
    Have you been watching the Jeremy kyle show?

    Another sex tourist no doubt who has had his wallet shaken.


    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher View Post
    They are worthless animals.
    Treat them like shit, and sexually abuse them... they love it.
    Don't believe the stories that they are only bar girls because their husband walked out... most have fcku off big condos in Jontiem and drive Mercs.
    Don't be taken in... you are the prey and they are the preditor.
    Kyle is a God.
    Issan girls never lie, cheat or steal.
    BTW. Not a sex tourist.. sex golfer perhaps..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the dogcatcher
    Kyle is a God.
    Just watching it now. It's strangely mesmerizing.

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    Your typical Isaan family run around,and Daughter(Plain Jane's of the Family find husbands in Pattaya)
    Post pictures of your trip and tell us all about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Which part of Isaan was the taxi driver from?
    Odds favor Roiet. Ubon a distant second.

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    there was a monk being driven arround isaan during the floods, in a gold coloured RR, cost 55mil tb, wanted to show suport for the starving flooded out farmers,

    op, you would fit rite in up here
    get one of the girls to take you to her village, she would love showing her catch off to the family,
    life is what happens to us while we are making other plans

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    Quote Originally Posted by r1 pet View Post
    there was a monk being driven arround isaan during the floods, in a gold coloured RR, cost 55mil tb, wanted to show suport for the starving flooded out farmers,

    op, you would fit rite in up here
    get one of the girls to take you to her village, she would love showing her catch off to the family,
    Remember to Blu-tac your visa card to your forehead.

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    Issan is a terrible place for farangs. It is best to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya. There is nothing for farangs in Issan especially Udon Thani. It is much more expensive to live here, housing is crap and nothing but Thai resturants, no farang food available. Crime is also very high. Hope all take this warning and stay away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laphanphon
    Issan is a terrible place for farangs. It is best to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya. There is nothing for farangs in Issan especially Udon Thani. It is much more expensive to live here, housing is crap and nothing but Thai resturants, no farang food available. Crime is also very high. Hope all take this warning and stay away.
    are foking kidding me? Bangkok or Pattaya? if you are after hookers every time your loved one not watching, get real mate
    i live in issan (rural issan) and have for a while, (no falang food?) what is falang food to you? ( pasta, curry,chips,burger,pizza,) i have all of it without going far, also your life is what you make of it, so for a dipstick like you that maybe needs to be served 24h day, yea issarn is not for you, you will die here and no one will miss you, or notice.
    crime is high? what do you call a crime? a farmer on the motosai run over by a drunk driver on the steering of a 10 whell truck?

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    ^ i think he forgot the face ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorfalang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Laphanphon
    Issan is a terrible place for farangs. It is best to stay in Bangkok or Pattaya. There is nothing for farangs in Issan especially Udon Thani. It is much more expensive to live here, housing is crap and nothing but Thai resturants, no farang food available. Crime is also very high. Hope all take this warning and stay away.
    are foking kidding me? Bangkok or Pattaya? if you are after hookers every time your loved one not watching, get real mate
    i live in issan (rural issan) and have for a while, (no falang food?) what is falang food to you? ( pasta, curry,chips,burger,pizza,) i have all of it without going far, also your life is what you make of it, so for a dipstick like you that maybe needs to be served 24h day, yea issarn is not for you, you will die here and no one will miss you, or notice.
    crime is high? what do you call a crime? a farmer on the motosai run over by a drunk driver on the steering of a 10 whell truck?
    PF he's taking the piss, saying farangs, don't come up to my Issan and spoil the place.
    Rightly so, last thing I would want is a flood of drunken holiday makers rolling round the streets of Buntharik. Jim

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    You got that right Jim. Don't need any more farangs.

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