Thread: Hello TDers

Hello to Teakdoor members.
I thought I'd sign up to join in the banter, jesting, ribbing and repartee. (Am I in the right place?)
I am currently in Pattaya, happily with Mrs Coalman.
i don't know that many people here, and as anybody who lives in Pattaya will know, if you try to strike up a conversation with a character at a bar, they are likely to turn out to be a complete basket case, or a drunk, or both.
So I thought I'd try for some virtual conversation on here.
Who knows, it may lead to a TD social in a salubrious Pattaya bar, with aforementioned banter, then, after a few bottles, a discussion on politics, rounding the evening off with a free-for-all punch-up on the beach to decide who serves the best 99 baht breakfast.
Hello again.

G'afternoon.

You any good at fighting?

Welcome, Coalman. Two bags of smoke-free, please.

Originally Posted by I Coalman

Hello to Teakdoor members.

i don't know that many people here, and as anybody who lives in Pattaya will know, if you try to strike up a conversation with a character at a bar, they are likely to turn out to be a complete basket case, or a drunk, or both.

You've met Thegent? Sorry I forgot, welcome.

Originally Posted by Luigi

G'afternoon.

You any good at fighting?

I'll try a selection of 99 baht breakfasts and then find out.

Hello Neverna. Smoke-free in Pattaya?
That could be tricky.

Originally Posted by I Coalman

if you try to strike up a conversation with a character at a bar, they are likely to turn out to be a drunk.

Hmph. Very odd circles you must move in. Every time I strike up a conversation with a character in a bar, they are teetotalling Jesus freaks.


Eh,....Welcome

Originally Posted by Neverna

Welcome, Coalman. Two bags of smoke-free, please.

I was going to post that, red sent.


Welcome Coalman, don't let first impressions drive you off.

Banter, jesting, ribbing, and repartee?

Hasn't been the case for a couple years, Coalman.

Welcome through the new halls of teak.

Cheers.

HuangLao is going his best to keep it going. His posts are among the most witty and insightful on these fora. Keep a look out.

Welcome!

Are you a Welsh border Collier ?

Only advice leave pattaya before you're rodgered by Danny Boy German Flashers or retired Hooters

You'll be right at home here, some of the finest posters on TD reside in Pattaya.

Originally Posted by I Coalman

I'll try a selection of 99 baht breakfasts and then find out.

Welcome Coalman.

Are '99 baht breakfasts' really a challenge?

I'm a bit skint ... can you hunt down something a cheaper?

Originally Posted by I Coalman

Hello again.

That's a dangerous closure to your intro here...Some will have you pegged as a "repeat offender" already...First time through the teak doors?...

Welcome to the Buffalo Board, IC...What's yer nationality?...

Welcome aboard Coleman.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

That's a dangerous closure to your intro here...Some will have you pegged as a "repeat offender" already...First time through the teak doors?...

Welcome to the Buffalo Board, IC...What's yer nationality?...

The 'Hello Again' was referring to the Hello at the beginning of my intro.
But I have been here before, about three years ago.
However, my enthusiasm soon fizzled out, I forgot my password, so I thought I'd start afresh.
Born again, as it were.
British.

Cheers, bsnub.

Good to have you back...Who were you before?...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Good to have you back...Who were you before?...

Nice to be back.
Previously coalman.

So, I'm sure I'll think of a thread that kicks off banter, jesting, ribbing, and repartee.
Give me time.

^ You are indeed slow. Are you related to cold pizza?

Originally Posted by I Coalman

So, I'm sure I'll think of a thread that kicks off banter, jesting, ribbing, and repartee.

on pins and needles

Originally Posted by bsnub

^ You are indeed slow. Are you related to cold pizza?

Don't be rude, bsnub, after your welcome aboard.

From what I can see of it, cold pizza isn't a favoured member.

He should use the microwave...

Originally Posted by I Coalman

From what I can see of it, cold pizza isn't a favoured member.

Not true at all.

He is THEE prized punching bag and every 3rd Saturday all posters gather in a circle and piss on his head while shouting obscenities.

It seems to enjoy the attention and sometimes responds with charismatic glossolalia.

Sounds positively scintillating...

Glad I'm not related to him.