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dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:02 PM

Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang.

Anyway first up is the Nam Wah Bar and Hotel in Chulia street, this place is old, hell it is probably older than me as are most of the ladies working in there, you go in thru the door and then to the right of the counter and you will see the main bar, it has the atmosphere of an empty darkened school dining hall and is basically a dump, the customers are generally dirty old rickshaw drivers who you defineately wouldn't want to go second after they have done one of the gals, yep the customers and the bar is pretty gruesome, anyway once you have finished in there you can always nip next door to spend the rest of a boring evening in the Hong Kong Bar.

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dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:07 PM

For the pooves on holiday in Penang you will need to nip off to Love Lane, this is where the Transvestites hang out, this is just off of Penang Road, I believe the trannies get there after dark, and no I don't have any idea of how much they charge, the gals in the bars and health clubs always used to charge 100 ringit for a short time, hopefully this will give you a guide on how much you will be charged to be buggered.

Fabian · 14-04-2006, 06:10 PM

The "girls" are older than you? Now that must be some old hags!

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:15 PM

Normally the whore houses in Penang are called health centers, God knows what is healthy about shagging some aging AIDS ridden whore, but hell that's what they call themselves.

Bluecat · 14-04-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang.

Penang is Chinese, so you'll find all the karaoke bars or the bars where girls 'serve' you as you would find in any other 'Chinese' place.
But compared to Thailand, I agree it is a bit expensive (understatement).

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:18 PM

Now this sign I did find a bit funny, it is at the entrance to the health centre in the Continental Hotel.

buadhai · 14-04-2006, 06:18 PM

Does the old Cathay hotel still have the massage parlor in the basement?

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:21 PM

Cititel on Penang road also has a health centre, but I believe this place would be too upmarket to allow that sort of thing, and if they did it would be damn expensive

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 06:26 PM

Fabian, a few years ago I had a fat 55 year old women offering me a blow job, she didn't have any teeth I might add, my friend who I was with was in the toilet at the time, I explained to the old hag that I was against prostitution, but I also told her my mate was all for it and loved older women, he really didn't know what hit him when he got back to the table and for some reason wanted us to leave

I never did tell him

bluecat karaok really aint my thing, but I did goto one

buadhai I forgot to check out the Cathay, next time your there could you check it out

stroller · 14-04-2006, 06:46 PM

The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip.
I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

Mr Earl · 14-04-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by stroller

The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip.
I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

Spoken like a true connoisseur of gumless flappers!

colourful-era · 15-04-2006, 04:51 PM

I found Penang to be fairly grim - to only have ladyboys as a sex option kind of summed the place up for me.

qwerty · 15-04-2006, 05:35 PM

When I was in Penang, a couple of years ago, two fairly decent looking Indian girls starting giving me the eye. However, as they approached me, I was overwhelmed by the combined odors of cheap perfume and two day old sweat!

colourful-era · 15-04-2006, 07:51 PM

^Do you think it's true then that Indian and Phillipine women are dirty (in a hygeine sense) - regardless of age and beauty?

stroller · 15-04-2006, 08:15 PM

Filipinas-dirty? Where did this rumour start?
Don't make assumptions about the people by the places they work in.

qwerty · 15-04-2006, 10:43 PM

I certainly wouldn't make generalizations like that, but these two beauties were quite ripe!

stroller · 15-04-2006, 10:53 PM

Isn't a communal shower part of the deal in these situations?

YellowTrip · 25-02-2007, 12:29 AM

Guess it would be OK if the sign read male masseurs.

You know how they separate the men from the boys in those Muslim countries - "with a crowbar"

mend · 25-02-2007, 09:25 AM

DD, What in the world did you have against those two, poor, sweet, Russian Tourist Ladies on the Jometien Beach....lol..... C YA SOON!!!

durianfan · 25-02-2007, 09:52 AM

Cathay Hotel has a health center --- went in there and it was damn expensive for short time so I walked out. Also remember that if a taxi brings you to one of these places he'll get a commission.

14-04-2006, 06:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	Sex In Penang Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang. Anyway first up is the Nam Wah Bar and Hotel in Chulia street, this place is old, hell it is probably older than me as are most of the ladies working in there, you go in thru the door and then to the right of the counter and you will see the main bar, it has the atmosphere of an empty darkened school dining hall and is basically a dump, the customers are generally dirty old rickshaw drivers who you defineately wouldn't want to go second after they have done one of the gals, yep the customers and the bar is pretty gruesome, anyway once you have finished in there you can always nip next door to spend the rest of a boring evening in the Hong Kong Bar. Penang Visa Run Page Malaysia News Headlines Penang News Headlines Malaysia Weather Forecasts World Time Zones Currency Convertor __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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mend Angthong Last Online: 24-09-2007 06:41 PM Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 42	poor, Sweet, Russian Tourist....lol.. DD, What in the world did you have against those two, poor, sweet, Russian Tourist Ladies on the Jometien Beach....lol..... C YA SOON!!!

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14-04-2006, 06:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	For the pooves on holiday in Penang you will need to nip off to Love Lane, this is where the Transvestites hang out, this is just off of Penang Road, I believe the trannies get there after dark, and no I don't have any idea of how much they charge, the gals in the bars and health clubs always used to charge 100 ringit for a short time, hopefully this will give you a guide on how much you will be charged to be buggered.

14-04-2006, 06:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fabian Elite Member Last Online: Today 05:13 AM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany Posts: 3,891	The "girls" are older than you? Now that must be some old hags!

14-04-2006, 06:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	Normally the whore houses in Penang are called health centers, God knows what is healthy about shagging some aging AIDS ridden whore, but hell that's what they call themselves.

14-04-2006, 06:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	Now this sign I did find a bit funny, it is at the entrance to the health centre in the Continental Hotel.

14-04-2006, 06:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
buadhai Elite Member Last Online: 27-11-2006 09:00 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,972	Does the old Cathay hotel still have the massage parlor in the basement?

14-04-2006, 06:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	Cititel on Penang road also has a health centre, but I believe this place would be too upmarket to allow that sort of thing, and if they did it would be damn expensive

14-04-2006, 06:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 02:28 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 34,383	Fabian, a few years ago I had a fat 55 year old women offering me a blow job, she didn't have any teeth I might add, my friend who I was with was in the toilet at the time, I explained to the old hag that I was against prostitution, but I also told her my mate was all for it and loved older women, he really didn't know what hit him when he got back to the table and for some reason wanted us to leave I never did tell him bluecat karaok really aint my thing, but I did goto one buadhai I forgot to check out the Cathay, next time your there could you check it out

14-04-2006, 06:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
stroller Kraut Last Online: 01-07-2008 11:03 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 17,181	The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip. I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

15-04-2006, 04:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	I found Penang to be fairly grim - to only have ladyboys as a sex option kind of summed the place up for me.

15-04-2006, 05:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
qwerty Elite Member Last Online: 07-11-2008 09:45 PM Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not far from Ratchada. Posts: 1,155	When I was in Penang, a couple of years ago, two fairly decent looking Indian girls starting giving me the eye. However, as they approached me, I was overwhelmed by the combined odors of cheap perfume and two day old sweat!

15-04-2006, 07:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 07:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,629	^Do you think it's true then that Indian and Phillipine women are dirty (in a hygeine sense) - regardless of age and beauty?

15-04-2006, 08:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
stroller Kraut Last Online: 01-07-2008 11:03 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 17,181	Filipinas-dirty? Where did this rumour start? Don't make assumptions about the people by the places they work in.

15-04-2006, 10:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
qwerty Elite Member Last Online: 07-11-2008 09:45 PM Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not far from Ratchada. Posts: 1,155	I certainly wouldn't make generalizations like that, but these two beauties were quite ripe!

15-04-2006, 10:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
stroller Kraut Last Online: 01-07-2008 11:03 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 17,181	Isn't a communal shower part of the deal in these situations?

25-02-2007, 12:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
YellowTrip Banned Last Online: 03-11-2007 08:53 PM Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 403	Guess it would be OK if the sign read male masseurs. You know how they separate the men from the boys in those Muslim countries - "with a crowbar"

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durianfan Cynical Member Last Online: Today 01:06 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ratchada Posts: 1,354	Cathay Hotel has a health center --- went in there and it was damn expensive for short time so I walked out. Also remember that if a taxi brings you to one of these places he'll get a commission.

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