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dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:02 PM

Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang.

Anyway first up is the Nam Wah Bar and Hotel in Chulia street, this place is old, hell it is probably older than me as are most of the ladies working in there, you go in thru the door and then to the right of the counter and you will see the main bar, it has the atmosphere of an empty darkened school dining hall and is basically a dump, the customers are generally dirty old rickshaw drivers who you defineately wouldn't want to go second after they have done one of the gals, yep the customers and the bar is pretty gruesome, anyway once you have finished in there you can always nip next door to spend the rest of a boring evening in the Hong Kong Bar.

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dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:07 PM

For the pooves on holiday in Penang you will need to nip off to Love Lane, this is where the Transvestites hang out, this is just off of Penang Road, I believe the trannies get there after dark, and no I don't have any idea of how much they charge, the gals in the bars and health clubs always used to charge 100 ringit for a short time, hopefully this will give you a guide on how much you will be charged to be buggered.

Fabian · 14-04-2006, 05:10 PM

The "girls" are older than you? Now that must be some old hags!

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:15 PM

Normally the whore houses in Penang are called health centers, God knows what is healthy about shagging some aging AIDS ridden whore, but hell that's what they call themselves.

Bluecat · 14-04-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang.

Penang is Chinese, so you'll find all the karaoke bars or the bars where girls 'serve' you as you would find in any other 'Chinese' place.
But compared to Thailand, I agree it is a bit expensive (understatement).

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:18 PM

Now this sign I did find a bit funny, it is at the entrance to the health centre in the Continental Hotel.

buadhai · 14-04-2006, 05:18 PM

Does the old Cathay hotel still have the massage parlor in the basement?

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:21 PM

Cititel on Penang road also has a health centre, but I believe this place would be too upmarket to allow that sort of thing, and if they did it would be damn expensive

dirtydog · 14-04-2006, 05:26 PM

Fabian, a few years ago I had a fat 55 year old women offering me a blow job, she didn't have any teeth I might add, my friend who I was with was in the toilet at the time, I explained to the old hag that I was against prostitution, but I also told her my mate was all for it and loved older women, he really didn't know what hit him when he got back to the table and for some reason wanted us to leave

I never did tell him

bluecat karaok really aint my thing, but I did goto one

buadhai I forgot to check out the Cathay, next time your there could you check it out

stroller · 14-04-2006, 05:46 PM

The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip.
I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

Mr Earl · 14-04-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by stroller

The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip.
I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

Spoken like a true connoisseur of gumless flappers!

colourful-era · 15-04-2006, 03:51 PM

I found Penang to be fairly grim - to only have ladyboys as a sex option kind of summed the place up for me.

qwerty · 15-04-2006, 04:35 PM

When I was in Penang, a couple of years ago, two fairly decent looking Indian girls starting giving me the eye. However, as they approached me, I was overwhelmed by the combined odors of cheap perfume and two day old sweat!

colourful-era · 15-04-2006, 06:51 PM

^Do you think it's true then that Indian and Phillipine women are dirty (in a hygeine sense) - regardless of age and beauty?

stroller · 15-04-2006, 07:15 PM

Filipinas-dirty? Where did this rumour start?
Don't make assumptions about the people by the places they work in.

qwerty · 15-04-2006, 09:43 PM

I certainly wouldn't make generalizations like that, but these two beauties were quite ripe!

stroller · 15-04-2006, 09:53 PM

Isn't a communal shower part of the deal in these situations?

YellowTrip · 24-02-2007, 11:29 PM

Guess it would be OK if the sign read male masseurs.

You know how they separate the men from the boys in those Muslim countries - "with a crowbar"

mend · 25-02-2007, 08:25 AM

DD, What in the world did you have against those two, poor, sweet, Russian Tourist Ladies on the Jometien Beach....lol..... C YA SOON!!!

Fstop · 25-02-2007, 08:52 AM

Cathay Hotel has a health center --- went in there and it was damn expensive for short time so I walked out. Also remember that if a taxi brings you to one of these places he'll get a commission.

slimboyfat · 10-07-2007, 10:18 PM

About 12 years ago I was working on a ship that was on a regular run between singapore and penang. there used to be about 4 or 5 hotel bars similar to Nam Wah. One of them had some quite nice looking malay ladies which i used from time to time.

Sadly last time I was in Penang it seemed that Nam Wah was the only one left. That was the first bar I ever went to in Penang - introduced to me by one of the Sierra Leone AB's. Prince his name was. Huge freaking guy. We must have looked a sight sharing a trishaw together - at that time the trishaw was much cheaper than a cab.

Hong Kong Bar next door used to be ok too - but last time i was there it was just full of a rather jaded collection of guys who live in Thailand and were in Penang for a visa run. I happened to bump into one of them in Pattaya last time I was there.

The good thing about the Hong Kong Bar is that if they are closed you can just give either the brother or sister owners a call and they will open the place for you.

Georgetown seems to have become a less exciting place sex-wise but I still find it a very interesting place and my favourite town in peninsular Malaysia. Maybe more because of my own personal memories rather than anything else. And maybe because it is more Chinese than Malay.

I have probably posted this somewhere else here already but who cares, I am so excited that Singapore has been included in the Malaysia section

Thetyim · 10-07-2007, 10:22 PM

I'm still waiting for you to do a TR on Batan

It's only a short trip from Singapore 15km I think and I hear the night life is good.

slimboyfat · 10-07-2007, 10:44 PM

Batam?

Yes i have been thinking about that too. Apparently you can hire a weekend girlfriend for a small amount of money.
Well my friends are interested in that side of things - i am more into the seafood and cultural experience to be had there as you would imagine.

kingwilly · 10-07-2007, 11:07 PM

and u can get a ferry to JKT from there too!

slimboyfat · 10-07-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mrT

and u can get a ferry to JKT from there too!

so are you suggesting i come to jakarta or we meet in Batam to eat some seafood and try out the culture?

14-04-2006, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	Sex In Penang Yes even Penang has it's dirty seedy side, alas it is not very inviting, 50 year old fat women or transvesites seem to be the main option for sex in Penang. Anyway first up is the Nam Wah Bar and Hotel in Chulia street, this place is old, hell it is probably older than me as are most of the ladies working in there, you go in thru the door and then to the right of the counter and you will see the main bar, it has the atmosphere of an empty darkened school dining hall and is basically a dump, the customers are generally dirty old rickshaw drivers who you defineately wouldn't want to go second after they have done one of the gals, yep the customers and the bar is pretty gruesome, anyway once you have finished in there you can always nip next door to spend the rest of a boring evening in the Hong Kong Bar. Penang Visa Run Page Malaysia News Headlines Penang News Headlines Malaysia Weather Forecasts World Time Zones Currency Convertor

25-02-2007, 08:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
mend Newbie Last Online: 24-09-2007 05:41 PM Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 42	poor, Sweet, Russian Tourist....lol.. DD, What in the world did you have against those two, poor, sweet, Russian Tourist Ladies on the Jometien Beach....lol..... C YA SOON!!!

10-07-2007, 10:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
slimboyfat SE Asia somewhere Last Online: 20-05-2013 03:43 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 9,135	About 12 years ago I was working on a ship that was on a regular run between singapore and penang. there used to be about 4 or 5 hotel bars similar to Nam Wah. One of them had some quite nice looking malay ladies which i used from time to time. Sadly last time I was in Penang it seemed that Nam Wah was the only one left. That was the first bar I ever went to in Penang - introduced to me by one of the Sierra Leone AB's. Prince his name was. Huge freaking guy. We must have looked a sight sharing a trishaw together - at that time the trishaw was much cheaper than a cab. Hong Kong Bar next door used to be ok too - but last time i was there it was just full of a rather jaded collection of guys who live in Thailand and were in Penang for a visa run. I happened to bump into one of them in Pattaya last time I was there. The good thing about the Hong Kong Bar is that if they are closed you can just give either the brother or sister owners a call and they will open the place for you. Georgetown seems to have become a less exciting place sex-wise but I still find it a very interesting place and my favourite town in peninsular Malaysia. Maybe more because of my own personal memories rather than anything else. And maybe because it is more Chinese than Malay. I have probably posted this somewhere else here already but who cares, I am so excited that Singapore has been included in the Malaysia section Last edited by slimboyfat : 10-07-2007 at 10:23 PM.

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14-04-2006, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	For the pooves on holiday in Penang you will need to nip off to Love Lane, this is where the Transvestites hang out, this is just off of Penang Road, I believe the trannies get there after dark, and no I don't have any idea of how much they charge, the gals in the bars and health clubs always used to charge 100 ringit for a short time, hopefully this will give you a guide on how much you will be charged to be buggered.

14-04-2006, 05:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fabian Thailand Expat Last Online: 30-04-2013 02:53 PM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany Posts: 5,365	The "girls" are older than you? Now that must be some old hags!

14-04-2006, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	Normally the whore houses in Penang are called health centers, God knows what is healthy about shagging some aging AIDS ridden whore, but hell that's what they call themselves.

14-04-2006, 05:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	Now this sign I did find a bit funny, it is at the entrance to the health centre in the Continental Hotel.

14-04-2006, 05:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
buadhai Thailand Expat Last Online: 27-11-2006 08:00 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,899	Does the old Cathay hotel still have the massage parlor in the basement?

14-04-2006, 05:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	Cititel on Penang road also has a health centre, but I believe this place would be too upmarket to allow that sort of thing, and if they did it would be damn expensive

14-04-2006, 05:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
dirtydog R.I.P "The Dog" Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 58,843	Fabian, a few years ago I had a fat 55 year old women offering me a blow job, she didn't have any teeth I might add, my friend who I was with was in the toilet at the time, I explained to the old hag that I was against prostitution, but I also told her my mate was all for it and loved older women, he really didn't know what hit him when he got back to the table and for some reason wanted us to leave I never did tell him bluecat karaok really aint my thing, but I did goto one buadhai I forgot to check out the Cathay, next time your there could you check it out

14-04-2006, 05:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
stroller I am in Jail Last Online: 27-10-2010 11:13 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 16,740	The "Nam Wah" sounds like just my sort of thing, I'll earmark it for my next visa trip. I find all these young yaba heads in Pattaya and the teens in Phnom Phen pretty revolting.

15-04-2006, 03:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 06:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,540	I found Penang to be fairly grim - to only have ladyboys as a sex option kind of summed the place up for me.

15-04-2006, 04:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
qwerty Member Last Online: 24-01-2013 02:32 PM Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not far from Ratchada. Posts: 928	When I was in Penang, a couple of years ago, two fairly decent looking Indian girls starting giving me the eye. However, as they approached me, I was overwhelmed by the combined odors of cheap perfume and two day old sweat!

15-04-2006, 06:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
colourful-era born of a jackal Last Online: 15-07-2008 06:05 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phnom Penh Posts: 2,540	^Do you think it's true then that Indian and Phillipine women are dirty (in a hygeine sense) - regardless of age and beauty?

15-04-2006, 07:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
stroller I am in Jail Last Online: 27-10-2010 11:13 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 16,740	Filipinas-dirty? Where did this rumour start? Don't make assumptions about the people by the places they work in.

15-04-2006, 09:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
qwerty Member Last Online: 24-01-2013 02:32 PM Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not far from Ratchada. Posts: 928	I certainly wouldn't make generalizations like that, but these two beauties were quite ripe!

15-04-2006, 09:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
stroller I am in Jail Last Online: 27-10-2010 11:13 PM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: under the headphones Posts: 16,740	Isn't a communal shower part of the deal in these situations?

24-02-2007, 11:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
YellowTrip Banned Last Online: 03-11-2007 07:53 PM Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 359	Guess it would be OK if the sign read male masseurs. You know how they separate the men from the boys in those Muslim countries - "with a crowbar"

25-02-2007, 08:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fstop Cynical Member Last Online: 07-05-2013 08:26 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ratchada Posts: 1,456	Cathay Hotel has a health center --- went in there and it was damn expensive for short time so I walked out. Also remember that if a taxi brings you to one of these places he'll get a commission.

10-07-2007, 10:22 PM	#22 (permalink)
Thetyim Have you got any cheese Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mousehole Posts: 20,718	I'm still waiting for you to do a TR on Batan It's only a short trip from Singapore 15km I think and I hear the night life is good.

10-07-2007, 10:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
slimboyfat SE Asia somewhere Last Online: 20-05-2013 03:43 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 9,135	Batam? Yes i have been thinking about that too. Apparently you can hire a weekend girlfriend for a small amount of money. Well my friends are interested in that side of things - i am more into the seafood and cultural experience to be had there as you would imagine.

10-07-2007, 11:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
kingwilly Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 08:56 PM Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 45,716	and u can get a ferry to JKT from there too!

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