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    Malaysian meandering

    It all started off on the wrong note when my flip flop bust at UTP airport, where there are no shops and I had no footwear at all in my carry on luggage for a long weekend and the prospect of walking 5km through KLIA2 barefoot.

    Luckily the airport staff took pity on me and the young guy there had an ingenious plan.......








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    Got off the plane and was dying for a dump, what kind of cripple can crouch on a toilet seat


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    Now to Luigi this story a little bit






    some cheap digs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    had an ingenious plan
    The bread bag clips do an even better job



    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Now to Luigi this story a little bit
    If you must. I assume it's the pixelating? Doesn't look too cheap. Bed looks lumpy.

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    Attempting to keep up with Lu's inspiring travel threads, Dills?

    It's not a competition as to who can express their lower-class skills the most efficient.

    Cheap broken flip-flops and airport loos....
    Looking forward to more - hope it gets better.

    Tell a mean tale, ya do.

    Cheers!!





    [....and the missus?]

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    Got a couple of staff members behind that door running my bath


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Attempting to keep up with Lu's inspiring travel threads, Dills?
    I really think it's the other way around. Little man doesn't like to be shown up so makes an effort with sordid side details.

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    Its freeing fukking cold in here


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    The wenches...?

    Come on.
    Waiting.

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    Its fuckin invigorating alright that jetsetters one, my balls are in my throat

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    The wenches...?
    There'll be none of that debauchery on this thread Jeff unfortunately, the ex wife and kids are over.

    I am contemplating a posh wank with the lavender shampoo though, if you want some dick pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    It all started off on the wrong note when my flip flop bust at UTP airport, where there are no shops and I had no footwear at all in my carry on luggage for a long weekend and the prospect of walking 5km through KLIA2 barefoot.

    Luckily the airport staff took pity on me and the young guy there had an ingenious plan.......







    Could have been worse.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Attempting to keep up with Lu's inspiring travel threads, Dills?
    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Tell a mean tale, ya do.

    Cheers!!
    FOJ, you ass licker.

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    Nauseating, isn't it.


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    Window view of a lake


    Lovely huge pool




    And its half the price of the one in Bangkok

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    Damn...I have to learn how to Photoshop some day.



    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    The bread bag clips do an even better job
    That could have been a Bogan tip...

    https://www.dailyfashionmuse.com/flip-flop-repair/


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    Anyway, what i came over for.....

    To pop the cherry off my new S40 Sundancer






    The twisties, become one with them brother
    Last edited by Dillinger; 05-08-2018 at 08:54 PM.

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    Der be mist in dem der water

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    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Got off the plane and was dying for a dump, what kind of cripple can crouch on a toilet seat

    That bum gun looks dangerous like the enema bag Bandit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post



    Be careful, that's exactly how David Carradine got started or should I say finished.

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    The lake is called Mines, theres a theme park, 2 shopping malls (one which has the lake run through it) a golf course and a racecourse built around it. Its 200 metres deep and used to be a tin mine.






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    Where is Bruce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    That bum gun looks dangerous
    This one in here has a vagina washer for you Fish
    You could hook it up to a bottle of voddy and ingest it



    A seat in the shower too

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