Answer to questions on the front page.

[Arthur Sixpence]

How much rent should I pay? As little as possible
Should I buy a car or bike? Get a pedal bike, the place is polluted enough already
Does Lotus sell the cheapest toasters? Toast in Thailand?? What's wrong with Mama noodles?
Will Soi food poison me? Of course not you poof. It's the best food around
Are insects delicious? I doubt it, I don't really want to find out.
Should I marry a bar girl? No, but shag as many as possible.

Next??

[Captain Sensible]

What protection will I need?

[Brian Damage]

For the toaster and the rent, a receipt of payment.

For the bike, a helmet.

Soi food, Immodium.

Insects, long trousers.

Bar girls: long trousers, a helmet, Immodium, and a receipt of payment.

Shotgun :twisted: