Ahh, yes. I remember them. I think.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Ahh, yes. I remember them. I think.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Yep !! Spuds , bread , will do it , along with the accompaniment of a few sprouts and a bit of Cabbage and for good measure a few pints of Guinness
So You Think You Have Woes With Yer Bum Guns...when I Build The New House I Had Them Installed In All The Dunnies...2 Little Problems....1 We Are On Water Tanks, So I Can Arsesociate The Pressure Problems There...2 The Weather Drops Well Below 0 In The Cooler Months Over Night, So The Morning Purge And Cleansing Tend S To Be More Than A Little Invigorateing To Say The Least
But I Love My Bum Guns..just Installed One Here In Me House In Timor
Yes you have to watch you dont get even a bit constipated.
That titanium like tipped projectile firing down yer riggot tears the heads off your hemorroids and rips your fissures apart, which will leave you bleeding for a fortnight till the next ones due.
How true.Originally Posted by LooseBowels
If the bum gun had been around in the 1960s, imagine how different Star Trek would have been without the Klingons.
Stop teasing me. Haven't had any of those since Eve caught Adam looking at her funny.Originally Posted by ribblerat
The bum gun. Seriously, I just don't get it. At all.
^ Don't you ever clean your arse?
Or read an entire thread?
555!
The bumgun is the banisher of the Alfreds from your Y fronts.
Hope this helps.
Ok, I understand it is a point and shoot method for stool removal. But what, you just blast this at your ass then take it for granted that it's gone or still need paper for assurance as well as drying off? It sounds pretty unhygienic and messy to me. And as per the OP, dangerous!
Lang may yer lum reek...
Well, that's small comfort, dipstick!Originally Posted by dirk diggler
WTF? You need instructions now? Jeezus H C on crutches!!!Originally Posted by dirk diggler
Who's the fcking retard?
'tis a good point though. Seeing people walking around with wet patches on the back of their pants/skirts is pretty off-putting.Originally Posted by dirk diggler
Nothing that a robust pair of Y-Fronts can't fix..Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
You carry a robust pair of Y-fronts to wipe the wet patches off strangers?
Okay- to each his own...
Indeed I do - it's all the rage around here. Failing that, a well worn hand towel which has no place in the bathroom after having been used on numerous occasions for mopping up semenary, urine and fecal spillages can be applied in this scenario..Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
Funny, I never took you for the religious type.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Mr. Freud oft slipped on semen..
Urban Dictionary: semenary
So, getting back to important matters, can you get Guinness in your neck of the woods?
I have to go to Bangkok to get any (there's Mr Freud again..)
Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
Ooo-errr missus!
No, but I can get Stella for 250 bt for a small bottle so I tend to not really bother with it.Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
Give me an Australian International Award winning beer (ahem) any day of the week..
Apparently they won because they were the only beer in that category...officially known as the 'Would Kill a Brown Dog' category.Originally Posted by somtamslap
First time i had to do this was at Hulalompong (sp) station a day into my first trip to Thailand. I thought it was the most disgusting thing on earth. Now though - it's just a fact of life that when you've got to go, in Thailand, you've really got to go. Bowl of water and i'm away. I still have to de-keck though. I haven't got the hang of squatting and aiming. Learnt that lesson the hard way.
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