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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    bread and spuds
    Ahh, yes. I remember them. I think.

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    Yep !! Spuds , bread , will do it , along with the accompaniment of a few sprouts and a bit of Cabbage and for good measure a few pints of Guinness

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    So You Think You Have Woes With Yer Bum Guns...when I Build The New House I Had Them Installed In All The Dunnies...2 Little Problems....1 We Are On Water Tanks, So I Can Arsesociate The Pressure Problems There...2 The Weather Drops Well Below 0 In The Cooler Months Over Night, So The Morning Purge And Cleansing Tend S To Be More Than A Little Invigorateing To Say The Least

    But I Love My Bum Guns..just Installed One Here In Me House In Timor

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    Yes you have to watch you dont get even a bit constipated.

    That titanium like tipped projectile firing down yer riggot tears the heads off your hemorroids and rips your fissures apart, which will leave you bleeding for a fortnight till the next ones due.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels
    That titanium like tipped projectile firing down yer riggot tears the heads off your hemorroids and rips your fissures apart
    How true.
    If the bum gun had been around in the 1960s, imagine how different Star Trek would have been without the Klingons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ribblerat
    Yep !! Spuds , bread , will do it , along with the accompaniment of a few sprouts and a bit of Cabbage and for good measure a few pints of Guinness
    Stop teasing me. Haven't had any of those since Eve caught Adam looking at her funny.

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    The bum gun. Seriously, I just don't get it. At all.

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    ^ Don't you ever clean your arse?
    Or read an entire thread?


    555!

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    The bumgun is the banisher of the Alfreds from your Y fronts.

    Hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    ^ Don't you ever clean your arse?

    Of course I do you fucking retard, seemingly quite amazing since I never saw a bum gun 'til I was 18.

    Or read an entire thread?
    That came later.


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    Ok, I understand it is a point and shoot method for stool removal. But what, you just blast this at your ass then take it for granted that it's gone or still need paper for assurance as well as drying off? It sounds pretty unhygienic and messy to me. And as per the OP, dangerous!
    Lang may yer lum reek...

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    Help This Fool Wipe His Bum:

    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler
    f course I do you fucking retard
    Well, that's small comfort, dipstick!
    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler
    Ok, I understand it is a point and shoot method for stool removal. But what, you just blast this at your ass then take it for granted that it's gone or still need paper for assurance as well as drying off? It sounds pretty unhygienic and messy to me. And as per the OP, dangerous!__________________
    WTF? You need instructions now? Jeezus H C on crutches!!!


    Who's the fcking retard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    ^ Don't you ever clean your arse?

    Of course I do you fucking retard, seemingly quite amazing since I never saw a bum gun 'til I was 18.

    Or read an entire thread?
    That came later.


    555!
    Ok, I understand it is a point and shoot method for stool removal. But what, you just blast this at your ass then take it for granted that it's gone or still need paper for assurance as well as drying off? It sounds pretty unhygienic and messy to me. And as per the OP, dangerous!
    But it puts the fun back into having a shit. Don't be so uptight, live a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler
    still need paper for assurance as well as drying off?
    'tis a good point though. Seeing people walking around with wet patches on the back of their pants/skirts is pretty off-putting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    Seeing people walking around with wet patches on the back of their pants/skirts is pretty off-putting.
    Nothing that a robust pair of Y-Fronts can't fix..

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    You carry a robust pair of Y-fronts to wipe the wet patches off strangers?

    Okay- to each his own...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    You carry a robust pair of Y-fronts to wipe the wet patches off strangers?
    Indeed I do - it's all the rage around here. Failing that, a well worn hand towel which has no place in the bathroom after having been used on numerous occasions for mopping up semenary, urine and fecal spillages can be applied in this scenario..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    mopping up semenary,
    Funny, I never took you for the religious type.

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    Mr. Freud oft slipped on semen..

    Urban Dictionary: semenary

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    So, getting back to important matters, can you get Guinness in your neck of the woods?

    I have to go to Bangkok to get any (there's Mr Freud again..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    I have to go to Bangkok to get any

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    Ooo-errr missus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    can you get Guinness in your neck of the woods
    No, but I can get Stella for 250 bt for a small bottle so I tend to not really bother with it.
    Give me an Australian International Award winning beer (ahem) any day of the week..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Give me an Australian International Award winning beer (ahem)
    Apparently they won because they were the only beer in that category...officially known as the 'Would Kill a Brown Dog' category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels View Post
    Yes you have to watch you dont get even a bit constipated.

    That titanium like tipped projectile firing down yer riggot tears the heads off your hemorroids and rips your fissures apart, which will leave you bleeding for a fortnight till the next ones due.
    FFS, just use a bowl of water and your hand [washing thoroughly afterward, of course]. Less complications and concerns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LooseBowels View Post
    Yes you have to watch you dont get even a bit constipated.

    That titanium like tipped projectile firing down yer riggot tears the heads off your hemorroids and rips your fissures apart, which will leave you bleeding for a fortnight till the next ones due.
    FFS, just use a bowl of water and your hand [washing thoroughly afterward, of course]. Less complications and concerns.
    First time i had to do this was at Hulalompong (sp) station a day into my first trip to Thailand. I thought it was the most disgusting thing on earth. Now though - it's just a fact of life that when you've got to go, in Thailand, you've really got to go. Bowl of water and i'm away. I still have to de-keck though. I haven't got the hang of squatting and aiming. Learnt that lesson the hard way.

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