Originally Posted by
Wayne Kerr
So you have been living in Thailand for a few years and "your bit on the side" slowly becomes a bit of a mia noi. All is sweet until your wife starts to asks questions and backs you into a bit of a corner re some suspicious phone calls/numbers on your phone and you turning up home one too many times freshly showered after a long day at the office followed by afterwork drinks.
Anyway she really has it over you over a bullshit story you slung her about your phone being fucked as an excuse for having your phone turned off all the time as she has decided that she is taking it to MBK to be fixed tomorrow. You could probably go through the hassle (probably expensive hassle) of getting the mia noi to bullshit for you. On the other hand you know that your wife is smarter than the mia noi and would probably trick incriminating info out of her somehow.
So, what would you do? My initial reaction is to get the numbers out of the phone and then fuck some part of the phone somehow rendering it inoperable but fixable to cover up the bullshit. Any advice on how to do this would be great.