Luigietta overheard me saying I wanna get a pet turtle, and now won't bladdy forget it.
Would need to be one of those inside in a fish tank kinda ones, and not the outside in the garden kinda ones. Think we can get through to the Lao maid that it's not food, the Cambodian gardeners that speak in clicks and squeals though, I'm not so sure.
What do the little fookers eat?
How to deck out their fish tank? water, rocks, plants, sun-lounger?
Temp wise? 16 degrees aircon for 10 hours a day followed by 14 hours of fookin' 4,783 degree Celsius okay?
Little Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume available?