Theyre not stupid, theyre fukkin primeval
Theyre not stupid, theyre fukkin primeval
Yesterday I went from Mo Chit to Hua Lamphong on BTS/MRT. There's a checklist of the surefire idiotic things you will see Thais do.
Struggle with ticket machines, putting money in/getting their change - can be confusing for them
Standing on the wrong side of an escalator while a queue of others just stands and waits, without saying anything, of course.
Those two or three steps they take before they actually go on the escalator, making some farangs crash into the back of them.
Entering a train before allowing others to exit.
Had to post this one. Putrid garbage stinking out the mall the other day, on the food floor. But, mai pen rai, life goes on, even if we're sat near it eating. Wouldn't want a brainless monkey who dumped it to lose face, eh.
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Watching a YouTube 3 part video of " My Thai wife"
Very good camera work showing the delights of Isaan life for Farangs. Best quote is his Thai wife
" Thai work hard have little money, Farang work little, have big money "
They've got us sussed. lol
I've heard this a few times. Too brainless to realise it's the state of their country that's to blame. On tv they see all these modern, civilised worlds, yet they still think ''Thailand number one''Originally Posted by wasabi
Primates at Monkey World in Dorset are shown to be smart enough to create basic tools to get food, use straws & screwtop bottles of water, peel bananas and eat corn on the cob. In safari parks they can even cross the road safely as they know to associate moving cars with danger. It's amusing when some are shown their reflections in a mirror for the first time.
Not sure what connection that has with Thais, but just sayin'
I was in a 'Tweeket' supermarket restaurant in Buriram once and the couple on the next table had one of those fanny licking Chihuahua's sitting on the table being fed hand off their plates.Originally Posted by DJ Pat
It can't be unhygeinic, it's ''narak''...I bet the staff even liked it.
Anyone ever negotiated the cordoned off maze at Sukhumvit MRT when queuing/buying tickets?
Buy your ticket, then the yellow arrows direct you to a dead end, cordoned off. Best way is to duck under it without security seeing you
Thai singer criticises her country for being underdeveloped and backwards. Netziens are furious, some aren't.
Teen Singer?s Critical Tweets Spark Nationalist Backlash
years ago we took the youngest son to the mother and child hospital in Vientiane for an eye infection. As he was so young there diagnosis was to have my wife squirt breast milk in his eye 3 times a day. Yeah right. Of to udon to see a semi decent doc. They amaze me at times
those who have performed the about-face , jeffOriginally Posted by thaimeme
bit weird reading half-Thai Pat bad mouth Thai people in such an obvious way.
Also a bit weird reading poster's gleefully give examples of how thick their wives are (generally...not particularly on this thread), seemingly with no thought that it might reflect on them and their poor choices.
They often seem to be BREXIters.
^ 555...It's much worse than that...
Not their fault that they've been taught, ahem.. (brainwashed) by their parents, etc.. into believing such superstitious nonsense...Originally Posted by Pragmatic
Doesn't make them stupid... gullible, anti-scientific, yes...
Nah, they are not retards... they are a product of their narrow-minded environment.. just like 'we' were conditioned to believe in witches, burn them at the stake, etc...Originally Posted by Dragonfly
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^ Exactly, I/we must be right, cuz we never agree on anything... the power of Dicky and Dr. Bob, magically combined - so there ya go fuckers... case closed...
Thais are no more retarded than us.... him...err... me....
Your superlative writing style, and use of vocabulary, I've always found to be most interesting reading, that never ceases to make me envious of you. Thanks, for sharing your thoughts. Cheers!Originally Posted by thaimeme
Spot-on, againOriginally Posted by thaimeme
4,582 posts made, in 22-months of subscriber membership, eh? Considering the source, that's a very generous "thought" contribution to the forum, thus far. Thank you, for the East_Ender entertainment, and cheerio.....................Originally Posted by Dragonfly
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It amazes me the number of people who refuse to slow down for speed humps.
Is it a status thing, as in "No pile of concrete can tell ME to slow down", idiotic bravado, or sheer couldn't care less my suspension will get fucked?....or ignorance that it will stuff up the suspension?
I would have thought the uncomfortableness of the bump, time and time again would temper their recklessness.
I see incredible instances of Thai retardness every day but it is usually always the street monkey Somchai who would not know shit from sticky pudding.
Get away from him and the Thais are quite normal.
Example, this week Somchai the monkey was givin a job to paint the curbs Red and Black Squares down my road.
Fookin fools do it but did not mark it off so every coont walks over it fuking it up and having the foot path now with Red and black foot prints everywhere.
Same with concrete repair, Wanker Somchai does it and bangs a tiny twig in it to warn the six million punters using the footpath. ??? Ya dumb coont Somchai.
Of course every fooker walks in it.
I do have a laugh at this stuff but at the same time think that how can these low class monkeys be so stupid.
I like to go to the Industry shows, no dumb fookin monkey arsed fools there.
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