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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    You are a complete and utter liar
    the story is obviously apocryphal...
    .....and those usual sorts that take the likes of Fluke much too seriously, therefore requiring a legitimate response to the chained pulled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    You are a complete and utter liar ya fruit cake.
    ^


    Fluke's Day Out


    One day our hero Fluke is toddling along a cobbled street quietly minding his own business on the way to the local pub to watch a bit of sport. He spies an altercation afoot:

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I did see a Thai guy once beating a female in the street a while back
    He immediately halts and signs for the man to stop his beating at once.

    The madman obliges.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I told him to stop and that it was a terrible for a man to beat a woman
    Fluke produces two folding chairs and a small collapsible table from his trench coat and invites the madman to sit. He then unceremoniously hangs a small sign over the table reading: "the doctor is in," as the beaten woman stares into the corner of the dark alley trembling and fearing fate.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I explained to him why males shouldnt attack females
    The madman gives a visual explanation and fully retorts in a manner that is not only convincing but builds an angst in Fluke that is directed at the beaten woman until he is acrimonious and decides that she certainly deserves a good whipping, at the least.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    He then explained to me what a bitch she was and what she had done
    At this, Fluke takes down the sign, and begins folding his belongings while casting hateful glances at this horrible example of a female dawdling in the corner taking up men's oxygen.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    OK, fair enough .
    Carry on, beating well deserved
    And so the madman, reaching to fetch a splintered board on the alleyway's floor continues his assault on this well-deserving heathen, bitch of a species with the newly gained support of a passing farang, self-appointed judge and doctorate.

    Fluke pauses in his retreat, turns and (smiling) hands the madman a fresh set of brass knuckles that he had stashed in his side-pocket.
    Last edited by hick; 26-08-2017 at 10:32 PM.

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    ^ Brilliant!

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    What if fluke misreads a situation?

    A korean tourist catches a LB at Pattaya Beach stealing his wallet. Fluke walks past and assumes its a Thai beating a woman.
    What happened next?

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    I don't watch Part IIs

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    What if fluke misreads a situation?
    DJ Pat hasn't paid the restaurant bill and is doing a runner. The waitress catches up with him, but stumbles, falls down and gets up, covered in bruises, crying.
    At that moment, Fluke walks around the street corner...

    What happens next?

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    Fluke has indeed misread it. All ready to put me in a sleeper hold....but ...

    The 24yo part time waitress (she's also a student) decided to chase me because she found out l was 33.

    I explain the situation to fluke and he continues on his way

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat
    the story is obviously apocryphal...
    We know that but in Flukes mind it really happened.

    Hey Fluke, whilst the Thai gentleman was explaining to you as to why he's beating the shit out of his bint, why didn't she fook off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    why he's beating the shit out of his bint, why didn't she fook off?
    good question: waiting for the sequel: "Revenge of Buffalo Wife"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat
    the story is obviously apocryphal...
    We know that but in Flukes mind it really happened.

    Hey Fluke, whilst the Thai gentleman was explaining to you as to why he's beating the shit out of his bint, why didn't she fook off?
    I sat on her , to make sure that She couldnt abscond, before the verdict was delivered .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    I sat on her
    no need for euphemisms...

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    Having been the beaten wife about 20 years ago, at the time there was no support from Social Services, doctors etc. Don't forget there is also mental abuse. I finally got out, but the memories still raise ther ugly heads.

    I don't doubt that men are beaten, do you think I just sat there like a pillock and didn't hit back? Of course I did, but he never had two black eyes, fractured arm, broken ribs etc. He was also one of those who thought it was his right to demand sex whenever he wanted it. The threats that he could get me arrested and deported from Switzerland etc. To leave him, I had to do it silently. Get a place to live etc. And just get the fuck out.

    Then the phone calls to my workplace (this is before mobiles), begging me to go home, won't do it again etc,

    Would I intervene, probably not in Thailand. But here. without a doubt, as would others.

    It's a horrible life changing thing, I moved on, had some great loving, fun relationships, But, there is always that thought - will it happen again? At least now I know my rights.

    The thought of Fluke sitting on anyone gives me the heeby Jeebies!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Of course I did, but he never had two black eyes, fractured arm, broken ribs etc.
    ...and what action did the police take when they were informed by the hospital of the assault?

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    Well, when the neighbours called our local village police they arrived. Of course, they were all his friends. They just told us to sleep in separate rooms.

    The local hospital took photos, and kept them on file. Which I later used in my first legal, with a lawyer, request for seperation.

    Don't forget, I needed out. That's why I had to do it steathily. It had got to the point that I really did fear for my life.

    Doesn't really matter now. He died a few years later. Two weeks after he had called me about a divorce.

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    So why was just packing your bags and leaving while he was at work never an option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    So why was just packing your bags and leaving while he was at work never an option?
    I had nowhere to go, here it can take weeks or months to find even a shitty, cockroach infected "flat". Also, the mental aspect of the whole situation - deportation etc. even though I had a legal residence permit. My friends, by then, had been pushed away etc. He had them all checked out.

    I know now, all that was bull. But at the time, I did try to save what was left of the marriage, I still believed it could be saved. He promised it would never happen again. I loved him. But the accusations of fucking my bosses, random people, even his own friends puts you down. I was better educated, smarter than him - he hated that. I even managed to cheat when playing the French version of Trivial Pursuit, for Gods sake!! In his warped mind. I was his property. Now I feel pity for him. He messed up two marriages, his ow son. All for what he was imaginingin his psychotic mind.

    But Karma came along - when he died. I as his wife got a big chunk of cash!!

    It was the worst 7 years of my life. Even this cancer thing is nothing in comparison. Next year, I can probably get his Pension. He never paid me a Franc during our seperation - I still feel that he owes me. Mental stress, depression, not trusting other men etc.

    It's very hurtful to bring this all up again. But that is my stance on men beating women, and it will never change. Call me a feminist, hard hearted biatch. Whatever. I am not. I am a nice, genorous, loving person. With a wicked sense of humour!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy
    So why was just packing your bags and leaving while he was at work never an option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    ye b/b's comment is a bit naive to say the least... i dispair.

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    It's not his fault he has the life experience of little Lord Fauntleroy allied to the politics of an NF supporting 80s skinhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It's not his fault he has the life experience of little Lord Fauntleroy allied to the politics of an NF supporting 80s skinhead.
    Run along to your well done steak smothered in Coleman's mustard you pathetic pleb.

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