How to avoid insulting Thais

[Trumpton]

There's no way I'd buy anything here and I'm not buying a car after all. I'm taking life one year at a time per my job contracts. I like to have an exit plan that can be implemented within a month following advice from a friend.

the new place is much nicer and will save both of us a songtaew ride each day

Good thinking. Those songthaews can be dangerous

Yeah funny you should mention that. I refuse to stand on the footplate of the things coz a week ago I saw a songtaew get a rear end shunt from a honda accord and a teenager somchai (great word!) was standing on it at the time. I don't think he'll be walking for 6 months if ever.

[DJ Pat]

I refuse to stand on the footplate of the things .

So they asked you stand on the footplate and you refused?

Cheeky songthaew drivers trying to ridicule the farang for a laugh.

[Cujo]

^ You didn't fare too well in the UK, right? Then came here with your tail between your legs to lick local arse.

But nothing was wrong on the Thai side.

Yeah apart from the people in the apartments next to ours confirming that this has been a quiet soi for years and the food stall is always closed by 10pm until drunk fat bitch screwed her German husband and came back to scrounge a free room from her aunt in this building and spend her divorce money on becoming a loud-mouthed drunk ruining what was previously a quiet soi and pleasant place to live. Coz she is related to the owner she thought she could pull rank on the other residents. I reckon her aunt has slapped her down coz her customers are leaving. We handed in our notice today and have found a much nicer brand new place to move to nearby so every cloud has a silver lining. Karma.

So you backed down. Chicken.

You're wrong again and make a habit of it. The wife was told about a new apartment building opening a kilometre from here by one of our neighbours she's become friendly with this week that's moving to it. She wanted to see it yesterday so we went and she fell in love with a corner apartment on the top floor so we took it. Could have stayed here but the new place is much nicer and will save both of us a songtaew ride each day coz it's in a more convenient location.

So great news, the wife has a new friend and we have a brand spanking new home thanks to a drunk fat obnoxious divorced from a farang lump.

Lets see some photos then.

[Trumpton]

Lets see some intelligence first.

[wasabi]

Could have stayed here but the new place is much nicer and will save both of us a songtaew ride each day coz it's in a more convenient location.

Oh thats very Fuking Nice mate, hence why any tosser with half a brain only rents shit here.

So when the Somchais getting fokin nasty you get Going straight out of the joint into another Gaffer.

Good work,

Cheers and you have a nice day innit.

It's perfectly reasonable to rent, lots of advice on here about the benefits of renting because it's easier to move away from a problem than try and solve it here.
One poster moved because of chickens or pigs being kept by the neighbors.
Renting is a good option.

[jimbobs]

If I was single with no kids renting is the way to go without a doubt

[Trumpton]

My new place is great. I left the old place early. Fuck retards.

[Luigi]

Fuck retards.

Sick puppy.

Seriously, aim a bit higher than that bud.

[terry57]

Renting is a good option.

My Landlady wanted to put my rent up when my lease was up, been here 3 years and plenty of rentals available in my block.

Told her if she ups the rent I may just move out into a new gaff.

She did not put the rent up.

Fuk buying shit in this corrupt monkey house, gota be fookin nuts.

I do love it though.

[Sumbitch]

This is my third year in the same apt. Nice place but I figure you have to move around if you're a renter and want your deposit back. Place'll get old and worn out the longer you stay and then it will cost more to rehabilitate it when you do move. Thing is, altho I'm going to renew my retirement visa here in LOS, im hoping to move to Portugal in 2017. Rents are cheap in the Algarve. Great Brit expat location. Bars, beaches, sun, surf, sex and rock n roll.