10 years in Thailand in about 5 minutes

[palexxxx]

How's por going to get on without you slap?
Or are you taking him with?

I think he's expecting me to keep him liquored up.

[somtamslap]

I think he's expecting me to keep him liquored up.

If I could officially hand you the leash, mate? It's a thankless task, mind.

[palexxxx]

For me to take over the mantle it would require a daughter to come with him, similiar to the one that you ended up with.

[somtamslap]

I'm still uncertain of how Por was able to reproduce; dark old mongrel he is......


Lesson 101 # Isaan style pillow talk...

[DrAndy]

Where I am it's gloriously British. No wogs whatsoever.

I've sold out

that is exactly the definition of a WOG

a Westernised Oriental Gentleman

[DrAndy]

For me to take over the mantle it would require a daughter to come with him, similiar to the one that you ended up with.

getting desperate!!

[Aberlour]

Either Surrey, Hampshire or Essex - decisions, decisions...

Fuck you then! That's all the counties that surround mine!

Good luck mate. Thailand's not going anywhere. It will be there when you want to go back.

[somtamslap]

It will be there when you want to go back.

Provided Kim Jong Unwell doesn't get all narky and shit....

[withnallstoke]

I look forward to the tales, "Somtamslap in Staffyshire".

Having sampled life in the Homo counties, Slapper moves to the deepest darkest northern outposts.

He drunk outside shops, and found new friends.

He moved to Ukrania for a laugh.

Then he Wandering Bobbed everyone.

[moose65]

will there be a piss up at the local shop to ensure your departure ?
and is we invited ?

[somtamslap]

will there be a piss up at the local shop

There was a biggie yesterday.

I feel like a pigs shat in my head.

[palexxxx]

As long as you don't smell like a pigs shat ON your head.

[somtamslap]

As long as you don't smell like a pigs shat ON your head.

Very probably. People are decidedly keeping their distance. Which is wise given my current mood.