Slap plays host to unwanted tenant

[bkkpirate]

Doesn't your missus have other family members who can share the seemingly unending and endearing joys of Por every now and then?

Unfortunately, LT, Por hates everyone and everyone hates Por. Its dysfunctional as fuck around here..

I love it when the missus puts the FUN in dysfunctional!

[ltnt]

Pictures you say? Picture Por and Slap laying tangled together on the floor in a bromance hug? Sure to happen as proximity is everything!

[Necron99]

And sooner than he expected, the intrepid faring found out that Por was not infact Por, but same same Por...

[cdnski12]

if you can't join or tolerate the in-laws ... you have to pack your bags & move onto greener pastures. Never invest more than you can afford to lose in dear old LOS!

[somtamslap]

So then she'll be moving in with you?

No.fucking.way.

[somtamslap]

Picture Por and Slap laying tangled together on the floor in a bromance hug?

I bought him a bottle of Ya Dum last night, but that's as far as our romance will go..

[Dillinger]

I had this workmate, he was a proper alcy, would bring 4 cans of Tennents Super to work and put in his locker. I went out on the piss after work with him, about 4pm one day, he was staying in the spare room. I tried to keep up with him, he went on the spirits and everything. I still dont remember getting home that night.
The missus werent happy though, I'd got up in the middle of the night, sleepwalking, pissed all over the sofa then woke in the morning in the spareroom cuddling my mate.

Ive had worse nights I guess


Oh, yeah, you might wanna put a bolt on your door SS

[somtamslap]

The missus werent happy though, I'd got up in the middle of the night, sleepwalking, pissed all over the sofa then woke in the morning in the spareroom cuddling my mate.

Oh, yeah, you might wanna put a bolt on your door SS

I'm not too worried. The flatulence I'm parting with of a night these days will floor the fucker at the door. No chance of a cuddle.

[Necron99]

I had this workmate, he was a proper alcy, would bring 4 cans of Tennents Super to work and put in his locker. I went out on the piss after work with him, about 4pm one day, he was staying in the spare room. I tried to keep up with him, he went on the spirits and everything. I still dont remember getting home that night.
The missus werent happy though, I'd got up in the middle of the night, sleepwalking, pissed all over the sofa then woke in the morning in the spareroom cuddling my mate.

Ive had worse nights I guess


Oh, yeah, you might wanna put a bolt on your door SS

Those sofa/closet/corner of the room pissers are so much more convieniant when your pissed and sleeping. And much better than the very realistic dream that you have gotten mobile and are standing in a gleaming bathroom before you unleash.

[ltnt]

pissed all over the sofa then woke in the morning in the spareroom cuddling my mate. Ive had worse nights I guess

That would be?

Its just the first few days Slap, time will pass and Por and son will gravitate towards one another in a magical sprawl of piss, vomit and soiled under garments, not that either of you wear any. The wife and MIL have this plan that you will actually bequest all your estate to Por and wife. In return, you will receive copious amounts of Por sperm via back door slots tattooed with the following: Por's Place, enter here."

Sober up quick Splat! Por's stalking you...

[Dillinger]

Thats some imagination you have there Itnt.
You should do some writing too

[ltnt]

Thats some imagination you have there Itnt.

magination, shit, wouldn't give you two pence for magination. Sperience my man lifes sperience.

[astasinim]

This needs to be turned into a picture thread!

This needs to be serialised in a book.

[Rural Surin]

This needs to be turned into a picture thread!

This needs to be serialised in a book.

A cartoon book, perhaps?
Easier for the locals to digest.

[Necron99]

^
A pop up book would be the go.
Maybe one that has the little sound effect chips in it.

[somtamslap]

Maybe one that has the little sound effect chips in it.

"And then Por got really drunk and fell over" - *BOING*

[ltnt]

So, what happened Slap? You start a thread and then abandon it? Nothing noteworthy to post since the infestation of the old bugger? surly morning clean ups of the old mans poop could not be that enjoyable. Multi visits by the MIL in consultation with the wife over her intended sale and taking up residence in your dwelling? Forgot to tell you, that house you live in, well it was papered to the local loan shark last week to pay off Por's bar tab since 1987. think about the positives, you have not lost a house, you've gained greater family status.

[somtamslap]

So, what happened Slap?

Nothing noteworthy of yet. I'll keep you updated, don't fret.

[ltnt]

Nothing noteworthy of yet. I'll keep you updated, don't fret.

Its your story Slap. No doubt you'll submit another ditty soon.