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somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 11:24 AM

"Camilla! Fetch me my lao and my sickle this instant or I'll have mater lop your fucking head orf"

pseudolus · 01-02-2013, 11:25 AM

Look more like Oprah.

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pseudolus

Look more like Oprah.

No it doesn't. It looks exactly like Prince Charles because it is the man himself.

bkkpirate · 01-02-2013, 12:07 PM

Thanks for the laugh STS. Too much fun. I got delayed in leaving the rice bowl last month (definitely ranked up with one of your epic adventures).

The machete' incident on the third followed by the BIB appearance 2 hours later.
More to follow. As it is now less than 32 hours before I do a face plant getting off the bus in good ol' Patters.

For Super Bowl Monday of course.

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:08 PM

I offer the young lord the finest intoxicant known to humanity

bkkpirate · 01-02-2013, 12:11 PM

I did not know that lao khao had estrogen?

Homemade pic Slap?

withnallstoke · 01-02-2013, 12:11 PM

Identical.

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bkkpirate

Homemade pic Slap?

Pinched it..

Quote:

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Identical.

The ayes have it.

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:17 PM

One of the foremost choreographers of Isaan flaunts his skills..

3...2....1.....SPLAT

bkkpirate · 01-02-2013, 12:17 PM

Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about?

Please say yes so I am not the only one as my Mat only speaks in Laotion...

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bkkpirate

Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about?

We haven't conversed in months. Mainly due to me hating her.

bkkpirate · 01-02-2013, 12:35 PM

I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:42 PM

^ That chap has numerous attributes.

A snazzy comb over. An assortment of tasteful tattoos. A stupendous stomach. And a fucking massive knob.

palexxxx · 01-02-2013, 12:46 PM

^ The first three are blatantly obvious, how do you know about the last?

somtamslap · 01-02-2013, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palexxxx

how do you know about the last?

It's acting as scaffolding for his fuck off gut..

bkkpirate · 01-02-2013, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Quote:

Originally Posted by palexxxx

how do you know about the last?

It's acting as scaffolding for his fuck off gut..

Thanks for the laughs this afternoon.

Off to the first and maybe only visit to the esteemed Tesco's in the urban sprawl of Na Kae (all 3 square KMs of it).

Be safe and I'll crack open a LEO Grande' (or six) reading over Slap's Siam Adventures.

Soon to be on Bravo Television.

Mozzbie47 · 01-02-2013, 02:57 PM

Tell me, why guys do comb overs.

ltnt · 01-02-2013, 04:09 PM

What else would they do? Comb afters?

withnallstoke · 01-02-2013, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mozzbie47

Tell me, why guys do comb overs.

woolyback · 01-02-2013, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkkpirate

I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

lmfao red bull gives you wings

ltnt · 01-02-2013, 06:20 PM

Charles and William both do "comb overs. Question is, will "Arry? Is he in your neighborhood as well Slap?

Rural Surin · 01-02-2013, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Look more like Oprah.

If so, she's lost an considerable amount of weight.
The fat cow.

snakeeyes · 01-02-2013, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkkpirate

I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

^^^^^

Is that the Israeli cnut Benjamin Netanyahu, cheap fooker , spying on the Iranians in Pattaya,

withnallstoke · 01-02-2013, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mozzbie47

why guys do comb overs.

Because it hides Jewishness.
Or the 666 on the top of the head.

Koojo · 01-02-2013, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkkpirate

Homemade pic Slap?

Pinched it..

Get away, that's por isn't it?
You've married into royalty.

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01-02-2013, 11:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
pseudolus Everything is Fine. Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 3,169	Look more like Oprah.

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bkkpirate Member Last Online: 01-05-2013 12:52 PM Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Duck Hunting on the Mekong Posts: 136	Thanks for the laugh STS. Too much fun. I got delayed in leaving the rice bowl last month (definitely ranked up with one of your epic adventures). The machete' incident on the third followed by the BIB appearance 2 hours later. More to follow. As it is now less than 32 hours before I do a face plant getting off the bus in good ol' Patters. For Super Bowl Monday of course.

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bkkpirate Member Last Online: 01-05-2013 12:52 PM Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Duck Hunting on the Mekong Posts: 136	I did not know that lao khao had estrogen? Homemade pic Slap?

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withnallstoke Wankered on WWJ Last Online: Today 06:14 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Felcher Memorial Home. Posts: 9,044	Identical.

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somtamslap splendid and tremendous Last Online: 22-05-2013 09:19 PM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 8,367	One of the foremost choreographers of Isaan flaunts his skills.. 3...2....1.....SPLAT

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bkkpirate Member Last Online: 01-05-2013 12:52 PM Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Duck Hunting on the Mekong Posts: 136	Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about? Please say yes so I am not the only one as my Mat only speaks in Laotion...

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bkkpirate Member Last Online: 01-05-2013 12:52 PM Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Duck Hunting on the Mekong Posts: 136	I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here... or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

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somtamslap splendid and tremendous Last Online: 22-05-2013 09:19 PM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 8,367	^ That chap has numerous attributes. A snazzy comb over. An assortment of tasteful tattoos. A stupendous stomach. And a fucking massive knob.

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palexxxx Thailand Expat Last Online: Today 07:13 AM Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Chiang Mai Posts: 1,736	^ The first three are blatantly obvious, how do you know about the last?

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