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    Prince Charles lives in Isaan

    "Camilla! Fetch me my lao and my sickle this instant or I'll have mater lop your fucking head orf"


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    Oooops up side ya head
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    Look more like Oprah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    Look more like Oprah.
    No it doesn't. It looks exactly like Prince Charles because it is the man himself.

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    Thanks for the laugh STS. Too much fun. I got delayed in leaving the rice bowl last month (definitely ranked up with one of your epic adventures).

    The machete' incident on the third followed by the BIB appearance 2 hours later.
    More to follow. As it is now less than 32 hours before I do a face plant getting off the bus in good ol' Patters.

    For Super Bowl Monday of course.

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    The Wisemen make an appearance

    I offer the young lord the finest intoxicant known to humanity


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    I did not know that lao khao had estrogen?

    Homemade pic Slap?

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    Identical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkpirate
    Homemade pic Slap?
    Pinched it..
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Identical.
    The ayes have it.

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    One of the foremost choreographers of Isaan flaunts his skills..

    3...2....1.....SPLAT




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    Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about?

    Please say yes so I am not the only one as my Mat only speaks in Laotion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkpirate
    Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about?
    We haven't conversed in months. Mainly due to me hating her.

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    I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

    or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.


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    ^ That chap has numerous attributes.

    A snazzy comb over. An assortment of tasteful tattoos. A stupendous stomach. And a fucking massive knob.

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    ^ The first three are blatantly obvious, how do you know about the last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx
    how do you know about the last?
    It's acting as scaffolding for his fuck off gut..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx
    how do you know about the last?
    It's acting as scaffolding for his fuck off gut..
    Thanks for the laughs this afternoon.

    Off to the first and maybe only visit to the esteemed Tesco's in the urban sprawl of Na Kae (all 3 square KMs of it).

    Be safe and I'll crack open a LEO Grande' (or six) reading over Slap's Siam Adventures.

    Soon to be on Bravo Television.

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    Tell me, why guys do comb overs.

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    What else would they do? Comb afters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mozzbie47
    Tell me, why guys do comb overs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkpirate View Post
    I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

    or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

    lmfao red bull gives you wings

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    Charles and William both do "comb overs. Question is, will "Arry? Is he in your neighborhood as well Slap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Look more like Oprah.
    If so, she's lost an considerable amount of weight.
    The fat cow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkpirate View Post
    I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...

    or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.

    ^^^^^

    Is that the Israeli cnut Benjamin Netanyahu, cheap fooker , spying on the Iranians in Pattaya,

    Last edited by snakeeyes; 01-02-2013 at 08:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mozzbie47
    why guys do comb overs.
    Because it hides Jewishness.
    Or the 666 on the top of the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
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    Homemade pic Slap?
    Pinched it..
    Get away, that's por isn't it?
    You've married into royalty.

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