Por 4 Slap 4ever

[somtamslap]

Ahh give the poor old chap a hand shandy - you know you want to...

That's an issue up for robust debate. However, I am aware of the fact that Por is sexually frustrated (I know how it feels, Por, your daughter isn't exactly a hive of carnal activity these days), and I'm going to seek him out a like minded partner.

Criteria:

Deaf
Blind
Clinically insane

[somtamslap]

due to Pors blood alcohol content

He only has an M150 bottle for breakfast and the same amount come early evening, which is actually incredibly civilized for this neck of the woods.

[charleyboy]

As Pescator said...ข่อยฮักเจ้า
Be prepared though!

[MANICHAEAN]

Likewise, I read, but mainly on the weekend suitably reinforced by a bottle of Jameson’s whiskey. It’s a great way to relax when you are in the middle of nowhere with time on your hands. The booze lets loose the free-wheeling imagination in all of us.

When I’m back in the UK, it’s frightening the cost of books now (even something like a small Hemingway for about 7 quid.) So invariably it’s down to the four or five charity shops in town where you pick up some great classics for about 50p.

As a point of interest som, what are you reading at the moment?

[baldrick]

^ 150 USD will get you a 7 inch tablet

install coolreader and load up the storage with more books than you will be able to read in a lifetime

[withnallstoke]

As a point of interest som, what are you reading at the moment?

[somtamslap]

^

When in Rome and all that..

As a point of interest som, what are you reading at the moment?

Salem's Lot. Slow for the first couple of hundred pages but it grips you by the bollocks from the midway point onwards. King should be locked up for giving me nightmares.

A great book, and only his second publication, I think.

[Loy Toy]

My Pug normally only snores and snorts in my general direction when I arrive home pissed up in the wee hours.

Your a lucky man Slapper now get those brass undies out before Por attempts to consummate his obvious loving affections he has for you.

[somtamslap]

Your a lucky man Slapper now get those brass undies out before Por attempts to consummate his obvious loving affections he has for you.

I think it was just a fleeting moment of lust. Until tonight, when dusk falls and his annex door creeks open revealing an entity which breaths in long, rattling rasps, wearing a grin which exposes a decayed molar. But the eyes, although looking like the soul they had once been the windows to had long since departed, were full of hunger, a ravenous salivating hunger. "I will have your arse, young Slap", they appeared snarl, "even if it amounts to burglary, I shall have your arse".

Shit, did I dream that.

I may have actually be a Por now without knowing it.

Bram Stoker's Por, soon to be a new york times bestseller.

[pseudolus]

Ahh give the poor old chap a hand shandy - you know you want to...

That's an issue up for robust debate. However, I am aware of the fact that Por is sexually frustrated (I know how it feels, Por, your daughter isn't exactly a hive of carnal activity these days), and I'm going to seek him out a like minded partner.

Criteria:

Deaf
Blind
Clinically insane

Well you have a choice of Socal, Guyinthailand and Boon Mee. Go for it, stud.

[MANICHAEAN]

Som
If you combine your current reading material with booze, no wonder you have nocturnal images of your father-in-law with intentions on your virtue. Unless of course he is a noctambulist with nancy-boy tendencies.
Try some Victorian George Elliot “Middlemarch” or Thomas Hardy “The Return of the Native,” until the apparitions subside.

[DrAndy]

150 USD will get you a 7 inch tablet install coolreader and load up the storage with more books than you will be able to read in a lifetime

and even less for a Kindle

although you have to pay for some books

[gaysexbyproxy]

Bram Stoker's Por, soon to be a new york times bestseller.

Hey, can we get a pic of Por? Pretty please?

[OhOh]

Download " La sonnambula" (The Sleepwalker) for Por, he will be away with the fairies for months after listening to it. I know I was.