Slappette Number 1 Makes Pater Proud

[Albert Shagnastier]

Maa Na Hee.

Surely Kwai Na Hee would be more polite?

[somtamslap]

Make sure to pronounce the word snow in the correct tone else violent repercussions may ensue..

[somtamslap]

it just takes a bit of commitment and effort.

I try my very best to keep a sanitary vocabulary when in the company of my wee lasses. But up here in this shit? Fucking, bastard, cunting impossible...

[Rural Surin]

Girls are fun, aren't they....?

[somtamslap]

Girls are fun, aren't they....?

They're annoying. I know that much..

But Slap indeed has much love for his offspring..

[Rural Surin]

Girls are fun, aren't they....?

They're annoying. I know that much..

But Slap indeed has much love for his offspring..

The old adage, Daddy's girl, holds true in most cases.
Does with me.

[somtamslap]

With my eldest it does. But I can't see the forest for the fucking peasants re my youngest. Such superficial bullshit!

[Rural Surin]

With my eldest it does. But I can't see the forest for the fucking peasants re my youngest. Such superficial bullshit!

Regarding the little one....she might be used as a spy, since she mingles so well with the peasantry.

[somtamslap]

she might be used as a spy

More of a prop. Mother in-law drags her around the temples. 'Look what I've got' etc etc.

[Jools]

I think your soliloquy may have been one of the finest examples of justifiable rancor I have ever seen. Thank God I don't have THAT to deal with.

I despise my mother in-law for a number of different reasons. Not only is she inherently lazy and perpetually moans about her lack of funds whilst doing absolutely fuck all to amend the situation - she's by no means a spring chicken but she's still got a day's graft in her, she must have, there must be a work ethic in there somewhere? Definitely? Surely? Probably? Maybe? A mere smidgen of a possibilty? No, ok, I resign myself to the fact she's just a lagging twat who prefers loitering around temples of a day rather than getting her hands mucky with the rest of us in the fucking fields - but she also appears to thrive on slagging me off to the whole fucking village. Now it isn't hard to fathom out why she does this - we mutually loath one another and generally 'mai gin sen gun' (green for the first person who can tell me what that means), but she really is an expert in the art of gossip. A particularly vocal bout of flatulence would soon be shared around the shops and houses like fucking wild fire. "Gosh, you should've heard him, Woraporn. He's ever so crass." You're lucky I don't flatulate in your face, you haggered old spastic.

But I think that the most prominent argument for the sheer hatred I have for the women is that she blatantly 'loves' one of my daughters more than the other. The reason for this? Her child of preference has white skin, light brown eyes and blonde hair. My eldest is Thai to the core, only her mousy brown hair could give her away as a foreign type. So due to the cuteness of my youngest, that superficial bitch of a women doesn't have the time of the day for daughter number 1 and barely acknowledges her whilst the angelic daughter number 2 gets all sorts of attention and pampering and it properly FUCKS ME OFF!

So I was brimming with pride today (I know it says very little for my parental prowess) when the mother in-law said something off hand to my eldest who replied with a courageous - Meung I-Baaa (first translate gets greenery)

I swapped looks with the witch. She's right, you know, I told her with my eyes..

[pseudolus]

I think it is time for you to train the old bitch like the dog she is with re-enforcing good habits, and ignoring bad ones. It would work best if you start it with Por though, buying him a new set of togs, lots of whiskey and beetle nut when he's done something good. Praise him; make him the god of the village especially when doing nice things for daughter no. 1 (even if you have to set it up by buying her an icecream, giving it to him to give to her, and then give him 2 ltrs of moonshine). The old bitch will see this and get jealous. If she starts to play ball though, go with it.

If she fails to respond, an electric shock collar would be forthcoming, and the remote given to the daughter to zap the kwai slag when she sees fit.

[Marmite the Dog]

Mother in-law drags her around the temples. 'Look what I've got' etc etc.

And you let her?

[Latindancer]

I think it is time for you to train the old bitch like the dog she is with re-enforcing good habits, and ignoring bad ones.

Great idea ! And it may well work.

[somtamslap]

And you let her?

If I had more time I would devote it to battling the nation..

60 million Thais - only one Slap..

[somtamslap]

Por though, buying him a new set of togs, lots of whiskey and beetle nut when he's done something good. Praise him; make him the god of the village especially when doing nice things for daughter no. 1

Por has no preferences. Por doesn't even know who the fuck he is, let alone anyone else..

[pseudolus]

Por though, buying him a new set of togs, lots of whiskey and beetle nut when he's done something good. Praise him; make him the god of the village especially when doing nice things for daughter no. 1

Por has no preferences. Por doesn't even know who the fuck he is, let alone anyone else..

Besides the point. He won't realise he's being fucked with but the old bitch will believe he is getting preferential treatment

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[Makmak456]

I am lucky, MIL is hard working, never in 2 years has had a hand out, not asked for one thing. Doesn't drink, gamble. Makes sure I have enough to eat, drink etc.
Same for FIL !!!!!!!!!

[benbaaa]

Count your blessings, and audit them weekly.

[DrAndy]

talking of kids and swearing

my daughter who is 3 picks up anything of interest

she always says "Daddy said fucking" when we are driving in bad traffic

[Rural Surin]

I am lucky, MIL is hard working, never in 2 years has had a hand out, not asked for one thing. Doesn't drink, gamble. Makes sure I have enough to eat, drink etc.
Same for FIL !!!!!!!!!

Ahhh...

Must be Khamen.

[withnallstoke]

^ Nick Kamen?

[poorfalang]

oh while we are the tranlating thing
this what my daughter tells the the old witch when she takes her pencil, and gives it to my son
Kin khee lot (kin shee lot) maybe

my wife says our daughter has a behaviour problem,


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