The Dogs Dinner!

[hazz]

quite

[DrAndy]

my wife just ate the cat's dinner

I heard a crash and went to the kitchen just in time to see the neighbour's cat hightailing out of it

the plate was on the floor, the nice BBQ fish from the market half hanging out

luckily the cat was so scared by the crash she didn't have time to get a mouthful

so I put it back on the counter, all nice and neat

[Gravesend Dave]

hazz
go fuck your self you [at][at][at][at]!

I did not try the fucking chicken prick,but eat cunts like you everyday of the fucking week !

fuck off!
Are you going to the piss up son ,fucking so glad I wont be there.
You have led a sheltered life for sure!

[hazz]

no i didn't think you were going to eat the chicken, but then i also didn't think you were a literal thinker, who takes life way to seriously and is in desperate need of a humour transplant.

I almost certainly won't be going to the pissup, so don't let me stop you going; but if you do decide to go for everyones sake... try to be a little less fragile and sensitive.

[Gravesend Dave]

hazz
fuck off, don,t make cuntish replies, you might not get so defenceive when you get them back lad!

[hazz]

looks like the prognosis was worse than I thought

[draco888]

Satonic
Yes I have a few member sewn up,but thanks your your right it will take a while to get me head around a lot of them.

I intend to keep on posting, if what I post is dismissed as bollocks so be it.

not so unbelievable at all!

not unlike a nice bit of road kill.

[Gravesend Dave]

Draco888
Road kill!
The threads about a dirty Bastard taking and eating something that a dog killed.