Por's Payday

[somtamslap]

Narrator: Today is Por's payday. He puts on his best pair of freshly creased slacks, pulls a stylish polo shirt over his head and sets off to work.

Por: Yay! It's Payday!

Narrator: Por arrives at his workplace - Slap's garden, and reaches for his trusty broom. Immediately he begins scratching at the ground with a notable spring in his stride. Por loves sweeping.

Slap: Will you please keep the noise down out there! It's 5.30 in the fucking morning!

Narrator: Oops! Por has woken Slap up with his unnecessarily loud brushing technique. Poor Slap. Will he ever get a moments peace and quiet? The odds really aren't looking too favourable.

Por: What's the matter Slap? I'm just doing my usual early morning sweep. You should know that. I do it everyday.

Slap: Perhaps that's why I'm so utterly sick and fucking tired of it then.

Narrator: Mair arrives in Slap's garden to see what all the fuss is about.

Mair: What's going on here then?

Slap: Oh fuck off back to your cauldron, you nosy bitch.

Narrator: The day continues and Por becomes increasingly excited about his pending paycheck.

Por: Come on! Where are you, you bastard? I need a fucking drink!

Narrator: Por locates Slap and inquires into the whereabouts of his forthcoming finances. Por's excitement has evidently been replaced with concern.

Slap: It'll be here, Por. Please be patient. And while you're at it I'd like you to run a fine tooth comb over the 'snake zone' - I'm sure there's a fucking anaconda lurking in there somewhere.

Narrator: Por's journey towards Zone X is interrupted by a ceremonial chorus of beeps and toots. His paycheck has finally arrived!

Por: Fok me! The bastard's only gone and turned up after all!



Narrator: With this, Por sprints to the assistance of Bernard the Binman and rushes an assortment of recyclable refuse onto his truck.

Por: Come on you fucker, we can work faster than this!

Narrator: With 200 baht now safely ensconced in Por's pocket he marches with purpose towards the local shop - and hasn't been seen since.

[Dillinger]

I thought the minimum wage was 300 baht Mc Slapper

[Necron99]

[QUOTE=somtamslap;2268172]
Mair: What's going on here then?

Slap: Oh fuck off back to back to planting annoyed cobras where I'm likely to stumble across them, you nosy bitch./QUOTE]

[somtamslap]

I thought the minimum wage was 300 baht

Per month? That's fucking slave labour

Por's windfall comes every month when the garden becomes unusable due to my beer bottle collection and his M150 stash.

[somtamslap]

planting annoyed cobras where I'm likely to stumble across them, you nosy bitch./QUOTE]

It's a possibility.

[Rural Surin]

There is this subliminal fetish [and references] towards brooms, sweeping, etc.

[somtamslap]

^ Must be the handles.

[bobo746]

SO slap did por get on the piss ? And wheres the pics ?