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Old 06-11-2005, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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To Speak Thai, Or Not?

Before moving to Thailand I had worked my way through the excellent Linguaphone course in addition to studying the language at the local Thai temple back home in NZ. I could read and write and I had a vocabulary for probably a few hundred words. So when I arrived in Thailand my Thai was already reasonable.

Right from the outset I wanted to study the language and get to a good level. To me, moving to Thailand was not so much about being in love with Thailand, more about the adventure of living in a foreign land. And so coming from a country where English is the first language and where language study is not really promoted that much, I had always been envious of anyone who could speak two or more languages well.

But there was more to it than that. I felt that not speaking Thai would be a problem and that many things may have been available to me because of such an impediment. I also felt that as a foreigner living in Thailand, failing to learn the language to a reasonable level may have shown a lack of respect.

I'd always imagined that the expats who had lived in Thailand for a long time would speak Thai well, and that anyone who had been here several years or more would be fluent. After all, in my own country, any immigrant from a non-English speaking country is invariably fluent or near fluent in English after a few years.

Early on in my life in Thailand, as I got to meet more and more Westerners, I was surprised at how little Thai they spoke, or how bad it was. In fact I was incredulous that as a recent arrival, my spoken Thai compared favourably.

I started to realise that the ideas I had about the need to speak Thai were largely redundant. More and more Thais speak English than ever before, and they generally speak it to a higher level. This is due to more focus being spent on it at school, with more time dedicated to English language study as well as more and more schools with farang teachers on the staff. The number of English language schools has probably increased fourfold in the last ten years.

In all of the major tourist areas and wherever farangs can be found, you find Thais whose spoken English is at the very least, functional.

When you have folk who have lived here for decades and who speak almost no Thai at all, you quickly realise that if you do not want to learn the Thai language, you don't have to.

A few things happened over time that made me start to question my reasons for learning the language. I would unwittingly tune into conversations around me and would seldom be gratified by the inane gossip I frequently heard.

The average Thai seems to think that if you can speak 10 words or more you are fluent, something many farangs find incredibly frustrating. One meets few Thais who are able to adequately grade their language so as to make it easier for the non-native Thai speaker to understand. Even if you can make yourself understood, you might not be able to understand what is said to you. Speaking some Thai can become very frustrating.

While the average Thai seldom expects farang to speak Thai and most are willing to try out their English, irrespective of how basic it may be, there have been several instances when the ability to communicate to a reasonable level has helped me.

When I was interviewed for my current job many moons ago, I truly believe that I was offered the job because I spoke good Thai! The interview was the usual nonsense you get with Thai employers who were much more concerned about telling me about themselves and the school, than interested in me. At one point I was asked if I could speak Thai to which I replied in the affirmative. After chit chatting for 5 minutes in Thai about all sorts of nonsense, they offered me the job.
I was once questioned by the police over a few hours. (Don't ask, I'll tell the story here one day.) It was all in Thai. Speaking Thai helped no end. First, there were virtually no hiccups with communication and secondly the fact that a foreigner had shown a willingness to learn the language to a reasonable level goes down a treat with the locals.
Communicating with my mother in law who doesn't speak nor read a word of English, the fact that I can speak Thai is of huge benefit. Chatting with her I have learnt so much about life in Thailand, perhaps more than I have learnt from any other single source or person about the country, its people and its culture.
Speaking Thai with street vendors and various service providers ensures that you get not only want you want, but you get it at the real price. You do not need to go through the hassle of trying to negotiate.
Chatting with taxi drivers! They may be a pain in the butt sometimes but you can learn a heap about Thailand from them, and given that many foreigners have a certain affection for Isaan, these guys are your best source of bona fide info about Isaan, the place and the people.
If it is known that you speak good Thai, locals tend to be much friendlier and will often be chatty with you, help you in times of need and present you with all sorts of gifts, which invariably means food!

I believe that if you don't have a lot of money, or don't like to spend much, speaking Thai will be of great use to you. The ability to communicate in the local lingo allows you to live more like the locals do i.e. cheaply, if you so desire.

But there is absolutely no doubt that if you do your shopping at Emporium, meet up with friends or associates in the bars and restaurants of the better hotels, frequent some of the more cosmopolitan venues about town, or socialise with educated Thais, there really is little need to have any command of the language whatsoever.

If you want to get close to the lower classes then Thai language skills will make it so much easier. And if you want to listen in to what is going on around you, then obviously you need Thai.

But the truth be told, you do not *need* to speak Thai. And from what I see, fewer and fewer farangs moving to Thailand are even bothering to learn more than the absolute basics.

You can get by without Thai in most parts of the country but should you find yourself out in the countryside at a cattle market, bidding on a buffalo, then the ability to speak Thai will suddenly become very useful indeed.

"All ye who pass by these gates shall enter the gates of hell, bigger sinners you shall be in the eyes of the good lord than the evil devil's damsels who ply thy trade inside these walls. An appointment with the devil will be yours, nothing is surer. Listen ye sinners, the lord will punish all!" If you had the misfortune to see the bible thumpers who once again stood outside the entrance to Nana Plaza preaching their words, you would have heard something to this effect. I can't imagine what the Thais think of this carry on!

There was some commotion at a recent dance contest in the seaside city of sin. While the contestants were performing at their very best, at least a few of the punters tried to use the camera on their mobile phones to snap pics pf the proceedings. Sure, such pictures will never be of very high quality, BUT, they are all the boys in brown need to close a place down. Search hard online and you will find photos of dance contests in the bars from the late '80s, a time when every man and his dog could take his camera AND flash in and shoot away without concern. Those days are long gone. Now the guys with the camera phones may get away with it if they are discreet, but with a full camera set up, forget it. At this particular dance contest, a gentleman who was hiding a camera behind a pillar and beneath a bunch of flowers was not as inconspicuous as he thought. He had taken a number of photos when finally the service staff spotted him alerting the bar security who got hold of him. Well, you'd think he had committed the most heinous of crimes, such was the look on the faces of the security staff. This fellow was marched off the premises and just what happened to him, I do not know. Anyone seen a corpse floating out in Pattaya bay? Seriously, unless you have explicit permission (which is extremely unlikely), you're just about playing Russian roulette by taking photos in bars, especially when there is nudity on display.

Down Pattaya way, expansion of the Walking Street entertainment area promises to increase the number of gogo bars to nearly 60 by the time high season finally blooms. New gogo bars are opening south of Tony’s and eastward off of Walking Street. The lower half of the popular strip already is more active with the addition of Babe Watch (not), Catz (definitely worth a look) and, most recently, Teasers. Teasers, on Beach Road across from Tony’s, launched a soft opening last week. Management plans a grand opening about December 1, once all the kinks are ironed out (presumably operating kinks, but some of the dancers can do with some ironing out as well). Woody, formerly a manager at Classroom II on Soi 1, recently returned to Pattaya to take over Teasers, which offers 45 baht draft all night, as well as good sounds in an attractive setting. Do wait to visit until those kinks have been eliminated. Babe Watch and Catz are located on the small soi south of Tony’s. With several other gogo bars under construction on that soi, previously known for displays of art work for sale, Soi Diamond may be in for some competition.

Speaking of Soi Diamond, it must be said again that Diamond A Gogo continues to outpace the competition. The manager has ensured continuous entertainment - not just a line-up of any available foot shufflers, but an attractive and mostly energetic chorus of young dancers alternating with show-all girls who provide a variety of erotic acts. Draft remains 45 baht all night, with most other beverages as well as lady drinks going for a "much more reasonable than Bangkok" 95 baht. Nearby Carousel Gogo continues to pack them in, featuring a bevy of new dancers complemented by new acts. The friendly club features 45 baht draft. Heavy rains may have put off some from visiting night spots over the weekend, but it appears business has picked up somewhat.

Club Electric Blue, recently recast as a gogo bar, is much more attractive in its current incarnation. It’s not attracting as many customers as some of its competitors on Soi Diamond, but the red décor, innovative remodeling, and attractive dancers are well worth a look. Free popcorn is a nice touch. Again, draft beer is 45 baht and most drinks are 95 baht.

Despite most other areas of Pattaya continuing to hurt for business, new bars are springing up all over town - most notably along the length of Soi Buakhao and along Second Road. In North Pattaya, the new bar complex on Second Road near Soi 4 is attractive but will need of equally attractive ladies if it hopes to bring in customers. Tonight in Naklua, Susi bar hosts a party to celebrate its 10th anniversary. Free food beginning at 8 PM.

I notice that the girls are still not back to the Beach Road in serious numbers. Just how long can this crackdown last? Still in Pattaya, the Apex has put up the prices of its breakfast and dinner buffets, to 110 baht and 180 baht respectively. Still a good deal, that is if you are happy eating what I pretty much see as "fuel". The real cheapy Pattaya buffets are a gourmet's nightmare! Finally, a new branch of 7 Eleven has opened slap bang in the middle of Soi 8 in Pattaya and notwithstanding that there are already branches at the stop and bottom of that soi, this branch will no doubt do remarkably well.

In what has to be Bangkok's longest running naughty bar, notwithstanding its change in location from the original spot, the Thermae is now about 50% Japanese on many nights and the vast majority of decent looking ladies look appalled if a farang looks their way!

Hollywood 2 in Nana now has a farang lady manager and she has put some life in the place. Some nice new ladies and a lot of energy in there at the moment.

Halloween shows and party were held in bars all over the Kingdom this week, but were any as flash as that held at Angelwitch? It was a fantastic Halloween party night in Angelwitch in Nana Plaza, with some special Halloween shows that brought the house down. A lot of fun was had by all. The bar decorations, staff costumes and make-up were very, for want of a better word, "authentic"! The special Halloween shows were simply spectacular. It's great to see that at least one gogo bar in Bangkok still makes a serious effort to entertain their customers.

And speaking of the Nana area, hotel occupancies in the capital have shot up with many places now full. Forget trying to get a place in Soi 4 as a walk in! For the next few months you'll need to book in advance if you want to get a room in any of the hotels in central areas. Nana Plaza has been busy this week, though the rains which refuse to go away have made one or two nights a bit quieter.

The Immigration Department in Pattaya has had a lot of press recently for their shift of office but I have not noticed anything in the press, nor online, about the main Immigration office at Suan Plu in Bangkok which has undergone quite an overhaul. Now when you enter the first thing you notice is a main information booth which you HAVE TO go to. This is staffed by what would appear to be English-speaking university students who are extremely helpful. You explain to them why you are there and they will not only hand you the correct forms, they will also give you a card with your number, which is all done electronically, like a lot of the banks here, and point you to where you need to go. You then go into the main waiting area where you’ll notice the whole place has had more than a lick of new paint, new signs have been erected, there are plants and even new comfortable seating put in place. The whole place looks much better and the experience is that much easier. Some services have been shifted within the building too, such as the 90 day reporting which is now done on the ground floor. All in all, it's a big improvement.

A number of emails came in this week re-iterating that it is not just Pattaya hotels that run multiple tiered pricing that sees Thais pay more than farangs, but this is prevalent in other parts of the country too, including Chiang Mai. I spoke with the head of one of the largest Thailand based online hotel reservations services this week and he told me that some hotels have up to 6 tier pricing which usually has Japanese as the most expensive, Chinese as the cheapest, and the rest of us somewhere in between. The other groups include Westerners, those from the Middle East, Thais, other Asians and one group which surprised me, Eastern Europeans. Apparently they have a reputation for being quite rowdy and disturbing other customers and so the prices they pay reflect this. In addition to this, some hotels will only accept so many of them before they say that the hotel is full, whether it genuinely is or isn't!

Prices at the lower end of the market for things like street food and basic consumer goods seldom move in Thailand, but with fuel prices up 80% over the last three years, it was inevitable that the cost of such things would eventually be hit. I note a number of street vendors have put their prices up for a "standard dish" - could be noodle soup, or fired rice, for example, from 20 to 30 baht. In addition to this, the security guards in my building have been telling me that the cost of eating on the street has gone up in the last few months. This probably means nothing to the average farang, but to many Thais, this is a big deal. 10 baht extra per meal, is potentially 1,000 baht extra per month - and that is just for one person. A family could be harder hit still. With essentially less money in their pocket at the end of the month, I'd expect to see this correlate itself into a potential increase in social problems. Not good.

I used to always think of the food at The Irish Xchange as the quality of The Londoner (pretty damned good) and the prices of Gulliver's (very reasonable). Visiting the Irish Xchange this week, I notice that there have been some hefty price increases. As soon as I saw there was a new menu, I did not need to examine it to know that the prices would have increased. Some of the increases are fair whereas others seem rather steep. The hamburger used to be around 125 baht from memory and is now 250 baht! You used to be able to get Caesars salads in three different sizes ranging from around 75 baht upwards whereas now I only saw one at 260 odd baht. The prices are still fair when compared with other similar establishments, but it is no longer the dining bargain it once was.

Sometimes I find myself surfing various sites, researching things that have little or no relevance to Thailand. This week I was searching through job listings for English teachers in other countries. I had a think about it and thought that if I was to leave Thailand and go and teach somewhere else, where would I go? Italy and Argentina were the two countries that came to mind. There were few listings for Argentina but for Italy, many. And guess what the average salary offered for Italy was? I would have guessed something like 2,500 Euros a month+. Well, that would have been optimistic to say the least! The average seemed to be about 1,000 Euros a month, which to put it in perspective is about 48,500 baht a month. How on earth could you live in a Western country on such a measly amount?! If just goes to show that teachers in Thailand might be paid poorly, but as much as anything, English teaching worldwide is NOT a lucrative career.

Die-hard Jack Daniels fans will know that they reduced the alcohol content from 43% down to 40%, some time back. Fellow Jack Daniels fans, you'll be pleased to know that the duty free story at Don Muang airport still has a few bottles of the 43% version left. Be quick!

Prime Minister Taksin has switched his focus to another social problem and has declared a new war, like the war on drugs and then the one on corruption. The new war is going to target pornography. One of his main targets will be internet sites that provide online gambling and those that "facilitate meetings for sexual purposes". One has to wonder if this could be the end of Bangkokchat.org? And what about other sites like Thailandfriends.com where a good amount of the communication on there is related to Western boys meeting Thai girls. I don't give Bangkokchat very long at all, but the Thailandfriends site should be ok. I wonder if sites like Match.com and AdultFriendFinder.com will be blocked from Thailand in the future?

I've finally given up on the local newspapers and merely glance over the local English language dailies. They just do not seem to have the news that I want to read about and I find it easier to get my news online. Reading a selection of websites from the New Zealand newswires to the Sydney Morning Herald and the BBC, I get all that I need. The local Herald Tribune is pretty good too. hell, even the likes of the Pattaya Today and Pattaya Mail seem to have more of interest locally to Westerners based here than the national dailies. More than ever, I feel that the national dailies target market is Thai nationals. Still, the supplementary sections are usually good, especially Database on a Wednesday.

So much for thinking the rainy season was over. It has rained three times already today, and last night it rained really heavily. Getting from Asoke to Nana on Sukhumvit in a taxi took almost half an hour and at some intersections, such as the mouth of Soi 8 on to Sukhumvit itself, the water must have been about a foot deep. As I write this paragraph, the very last of the column before it goes online, it is absolutely pissing down outside.

The gentleman who was listed as a missing person in last week's column has apparently turned up, unharmed. Quite a number of people were rather upset as he had never actually been missing per se, but just wanted some time away from everything, that is everyone meaning friends and family.
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Wanna bet, Stickman breaks up with his non-bar-girl-friend-wife soon?
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Who is this Stickman geezer? Has anyone ever met him? Seems like great fiction to me, 'specially those 'Stickman comes to the rescue' type blogs like the last one I read here about some bloke getting married and ripped off by the in-laws.
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Who is this Stickman geezer? Has anyone ever met him? Seems like great fiction to me, 'specially those 'Stickman comes to the rescue' type blogs like the last one I read here about some bloke getting married and ripped off by the in-laws.
I have known stick for years. Nice enough chap, although why so many people believe he is the arbiter of all things thai is beyond me..
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Well Dirty Dog firstly, as a New Zealander, congratulations on choosing Thailand instead of sitting on Bondi beach getting the dole. You have done well young man. Next, I agree that the english speaking level has improved over the past 12 years I have been here. I love to haggle on the street and particularly at Patpong market I find myself speaking Thai while the Thai stall holder is speaking english. Certainly freaks out the tourists who are near by.....What's wrong with THIS picture"......lol. As far as as language is concerned, as an Aussie, even normal english is a stretch [lol] but on the streets of Bangkok I have found that, when pulled over by one of Thailand's finest, refusing to speak Thai works. In a city where the speed limit os B200 the inability of the gentleman in the brown shirt to speak english has saved me money on several occasions. The exchange ending in a frustrated wave of the hand and a grunt. A trick I learned from European immigrants to Australia in the 50s.....No speaka da engliss.....worked every time. Remember not everyone has the ability to learn languages the same as not everyone can be a brain surgeon. In 12 years I have managed to learn enough Thai to get into trouble but not quite enough to get out of trouble.....oh well....Bor ben !
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Bloody cheek, I'm bloody English and have absolutely no interest in sheep whatsoever.
Erm, I should also mention that I am not Stickman either, I just nicked that from his site
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Who gives a fuck about learning Thai?

I'm a nigger here.

Today I did speak a bit of the Thai I do know, though. I was at KFC and ordered a 37 baht ice cream.

I got a 25 baht ice cream. *sigh*

My wife explained that even though I said it perfectly the fact that the words came out of a farang guys mouth confused them-hence they didn't understand.

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IA sometimes you meet Thais like that, first you got to explain to the morons that you speak Thai, when their eyes light up that is the time to order your meal, I hope this helps
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DD, I will have my wife write a note next time. Provided they can read Thai we should be ok.

And I liked the story I heard about a farang guy who went somewhere in Japan with his Japanese girlfriend. Not only couldn't they believe that he could speak Japanese; but they didn't believe that his girlfriend could as well; even though she was;because she had...a farang boyfriend.

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I love his site (but haven't been there for awhile..)

Infact I read the entire thing before coming to LoS!

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on the subject of speaking thai ~

mine is absolute crap. I've been here for 18 months and still can't count to ten.

Mind you, I speak bladdy japanese at work half of the time..
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Old 21-12-2005, 08:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My wife explained that even though I said it perfectly the fact that the words came out of a farang guys mouth confused them-hence they didn't understand.
This also happens in japan, alex

I always chuckle when I think about the oji-sans watching an episode of Dukes of Hazard, dubbed in japanese...
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It really is great stuff, isn't it Wally.

If I mentioned this stuff to 90% of the people in Canada they absolutely wouldn't believe me...and would probably chalk it up to 'racism' on my part.

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^ Good to see you here Alex! Hope you visit more.
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Thanks Snaffers,

I like it here but I find the forum a bit hard to navigate. And about those 50 post required before you can access the supersecret consoles that the regular users have no idea exist, hehe

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