Pity. Had all the makings of fine children's literature...Originally Posted by somtamslap
Pity. Had all the makings of fine children's literature...Originally Posted by somtamslap
You'll have to wait for season 5 for bedtime story material.Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
Season 1 - The Lunatics
Season 2 - The Mafia
Season 3 - The Peados
Season 4 - The Bus Drivers
Season 5 - The Tour Operators
Can anyone say, 'The Wire, eat yer fecking heart out'
I just tried several times.Originally Posted by somtamslap
First time my teeth flirted out, second time i drowned the cat.
Still up for a film part?
Come on Slap, your legion of loyal readers eagerly awaut the next installment (with baited breath).
Has our hero slipped a sly hand up one of the fair maidens skirts and found something he wasn't expecting?
You are at present pencilled in as extroverted testicle groping ladyboy 1. Start touching up your make-up, withnall..Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Like I mentioned earlier - the next installment will not be for the weak hearted or squeamish.Originally Posted by Koojo
Okay, now try speaking English so we can understand you.
The trick to understanding it is to get inside the writers head.
This can be done easily in 24 hours by simply drinking Lau Kau for breakfast and not stopping for a day.
Recommended minimum intake is at least 3 bottles, and try to avoid solids as they tend to return quicker than they go down.
Lau Khao? We poetic types only take Ya Dong, don't you know..Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Popping a dead plant into a bottle of lau kau, shaking it up and then drinking it does not a ya dong make.Originally Posted by somtamslap
I used to know this Irish guy, had a guesthouse in Luang Prabang
he would go down the local distiller and buy a 5 litre Castrol bottle full of Laokao
he would then decant it into nice bottles and put a handful of herby stuff in it and give out nips to his customers free
they seemed quite impressed by it
I have reported your post
^ That's the stuff.
The herbs mask the fact that one is consuming slightly refined petroleum.
*Caution - DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE MINDLESS VIOLENCE*
Edit - too violent..not my style
Last edited by somtamslap; 14-01-2012 at 12:23 PM.
With those scruples you won't go far in the American market.Originally Posted by somtamslap
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed writing it, but when I read it back it wasn't the kind of message I'm trying to convey here..Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
It's more the family friendly thing you're going for is it?
Yes, sort of teeteing in between a PG and a 15...and we're well within that bracket thus far..Originally Posted by Koojo
^Can you PM me the adult version?
I can't remember what I wrote - but it involved maiming followed by death. This is something I must address before continuing - I think I'm gonna make the hero of the saga a batty boy.Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
Can you speak in a Scottish accent? Practice first, spend 24 hours speaking to you friends and family like a pish heed fer Glesgae, then try reading - all should be revealed..Originally Posted by ralphlsasser
Thats all very well but we're still waiting to find out what kind of a pickle our hero's got hiself into.
I agree, the story demands closure, something I will strive to achieve presently..Originally Posted by Koojo
Writers block is a fearsome sight. More Ya Dong needed.
I fear the muse has left our dear somtamslap and moved on to other pastures.
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