The Life and Times of Granny

[somtamslap]

Merry Chrimbo gents..

She started it, brazen wench that she is.

Lies. You nearly finished her off with that industrial dose of rohypnol. Bad manners indeed..

[Rural Surin]

I do believe old granny has touched you.

Actually she keeps asking when my 'gynecologist' friend is coming back for a visit. What on earth did you get up to when I was doing the washing up?

Secretive old gal.

[somtamslap]

Just bought Granny a five baht packet of Lay's Nori Seaweed flavour out of my own money...an act I wouldn't have entertained a year ago, what with her liberal use of the garden cane and such..

[withnallstoke]

Just bought Granny a five baht packet of Lay's Nori Seaweed flavour out of my own money

Smooth.
Very smooth.



Perv.

[Cujo]

Just bought Granny a five baht packet of Lay's Nori Seaweed flavour out of my own money

Smooth.
Very smooth.



Perv.

Spading.

[Rural Surin]

And what languages does Granny use the most in your presence, Slap?

[somtamslap]

Smooth. Very smooth.

Unlike yourself, I made these purchases out of the kindness of my heart...of course, I know the real reason you came skipping back to the house with a carrier bag of goodies for Granny...

And what languages does Granny use the most in your presence, Slap?

A Thai/Isaan mix, she's surprisingly coherent.

[Bettyboo]

It'd be nice to have a few pics of the old girl, see what you're talking about.

Although, Stoker would probably get into a masturbation frenzy, so maybe best not too...

[withnallstoke]

She is a rather fetching lady.

[WilliamBlake]

what with her liberal use of the garden cane and such..

You'd normally pay extra for that, Slap, stop complaining!

(And pray, tell us what you did to deserve the "twatting"...)

[somtamslap]

It'd be nice to have a few pics of the old girl, see what you're talking about.

Granny hammering the living daylights out of a parcel of carefully selected vegetation:

(And pray, tell us what you did to deserve the "twatting"...)

I raised my voice in her presence. Which apparently merited three of the best.

[somtamslap]

Edit: Double Granny

[withnallstoke]

I raised my voice in her presence. Which apparently merited three of the best.

Remind me to yell next time I'm up there.

[somtamslap]

Remind me to yell next time I'm up there.

'I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, GRANNY'