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    Question How to respond to "FARANG, FARANG!!"?

    What is something witty to say when people (usually kids) point at you and say "FARANG! FARANG!", while looking at you like you're an alien with three heads?

    I usually say "manang dek noy". Is there something more appropriate? The other day a young girl, probably 6 years old, came up to me and just stared at me saying "FARANG" over and over. What is the best way to respond?

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    Monkey!!

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    Wai them high and clumsily like an oaf.

    Or spit at them.

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    Honestly, I tend to point at them...<like a proper farang finger-point> and say 'Khon Thai, Khon Thai" and watch them stop and stare even harder.

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    Kiss their ass and say khun naa rak mak!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Wai them high and clumsily like an oaf.

    Or spit at them.
    I'm not sure that would benefit their perception of foreigners

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    Quote Originally Posted by longjohnfarang View Post
    What is something witty to say when people (usually kids) point at you and say "FARANG! FARANG!", while looking at you like you're an alien with three heads?
    "Shut-up and get in the car - there's more liquorice all sorts where those ones came from"

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    Quote Originally Posted by longjohnfarang View Post
    I'm not sure that would benefit their perception of foreigners
    AhA! A do-gooder looking out for his fellow crack-heads.

    In that case, slip the kid a twenty bahtsky and growl at him.

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    I usually turn around and see what they're on about. It could be that I've left my phone laying on the table or something...other than that, I just give them a stupid look and ignore them.

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    Pull down your shorts and start finger bashing your anus with your thumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Pull down your shorts and start finger bashing your anus with your thumb.
    You know it turns you on when I do that....

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    FARANG.


    Because you are.

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    ใช่แล้ว

    or

    ถูกต้อง

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    Look around and say dtrong nai

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    I pull a window licking face, point back ventriloquistly uttering "Spastic "

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    If any kids are like that around my place I would hit them where it really hurts - by not liking their Facebook posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    start finger bashing your anus with your thumb.
    Wouldnt that be thumb bashing. Or is that already taken?

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    Did Thailand ever carry the whitey around on one of those boxes, shoulder high with carry handles on the front and back... what were they called?

    You wanna make them one

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    Ahhh here you go... a Kiao, in Thai script too .....


    The[at]litter[at]is a class of[at]wheelless[at]vehicles, a type of[at]human-powered transport, for the transport of persons. Examples of litter vehicles include[at]palki[at]or[at]पालकी[at](India),[at]lectica(ancient Rome),[at]kiệu[at](Vietnam, 轎),[at]sedan chair[at](Britain),litera[at](Spain),[at]palanquin[at](France,[at]India),[at]jiao[at](China, 轎),liteira[at](Portugal),[at]wo[at](วอ, Chinese style known as[at]kiaoเกี้ยว) (Thailand),[at]gama[at](Korea),[at]koshi,[at]ren[at]and[at]kago(Japan, 駕籠),[at]tahtırevan[at](Turkey)and (sankayan) (Philippines[at]ᜐᜈ᜔ᜃᜌᜋ᜔)

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    smile.

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    Thats how it feels when you first experience it, aint it?

    Now I can see the dollar signs in the little fukkers eyes

    Am i being harsh? Maybe jaded from being in Bangkok too long

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    'Fuck Off You Little Shit' and knuckle him right on the bridge of the nose?

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    I dont think being called farang is a derogatory term. If a Thai wants to insult you they will call you an animals name. Kwai is one of their favourites when describing big slow farangs who can be led by the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    'Fuck Off You Little Shit' and knuckle him right on the bridge of the nose?
    You'd need to heighten up a bit to pull that one off

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