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    Quote Originally Posted by 9999 View Post
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    They know my name but its usually "pee" they use.
    Yes, your Wife's father probably calls you pee....
    Ouch. Burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels View Post
    Anecdotally, I can't ever recall a hearing a thai say หน้าหี "pussy face" when calling someone a pussy.
    That's because it's not used in that sense.

    In fact after a brief google I think it's another foreign bastardization of thai/engrish where it carries not all that much meaning to thais in thai.
    It holds meaning alright - it's a strong swearword.

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    ^okay.. If you say so..

    Here's a tip cut-n-paste หน้าหี into Google and then click "Images". It sure doesn't appear to be a curse word from the looks of it..

    I have heard a guy whose sorta a mommy's boy be referred to as hiding behind his wife's skirt, or as a tamarind pod with only one seed in it (sorta like nut-less)!

    There was a post on some mindless forum (no not this one) where foreigners were talking about their "thai nicknames".. I told them I thought mine was ไอ้ (âi). Every time I'd walk up the thais would say เฮ้ย ไอ้ท้อดมาอีกแล้ว (Hey, that m/f Tod came here again)
    FWIW; ไอ้ is a vulgar prefix placed in front of names when insulting a male.
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    Not specifically racist, but you couldn't go wrong with the evergreen "khwai".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    I'm called Khun Bob 20+ times a day
    I think you misheard them. They were calling you "That Kunt Bob"

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    What about "DOOT MERC!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Cheers Tod.. Yes, I'm not fluent in karaoke spelling/phonetics khun/kun.. narm/nahm whatever.. yep, I know the difference..

    Umm went to school in Thailand while my father was living there... lived there 10 years... I dream in Thai lol... fluent in spoken Thai.. never bothered to learn to write it though..
    Surprised that you never bothered with the written language, Richard, after all those years of close interaction.

    Interesting to note - the written forms can be deceiving as many Thais don't write as they talk....can be high formal to country Isaan to colloquial slang [in written form]. If one was to read these twisted scripts out loud, the muse might not be understood.

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    ^ Yes, granted I did it the wrong way round... I should have learned to read it, before speaking it...

    I'm too focused on learning Japanese now, but might learn to read/write Thai at some later stage.



    *If anyone wants to practice their Thai on me (in Skype)... let me know and I'll PM you it.

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    Ok so I don't profess to know jack sprat about Thai or Lao. I do know when I piss off the misses she says something like " sue el lie eee honey." But if you want to tell someone off the old "geen kee, suck wow" should do it. So geen =eat. Kee=shit. Suck wow = jack off. This should get you there if that's where you want to go. Just my two bits worth. Smile when you say it . May make all the difference in the world.

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    Sorry miss spoke. Sue el lie= stupid. Ma honey=man bitch? Eee honey is woman bitch. Help me out Todd. What do I say to that?

    Monty Phython. "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRY. "

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    สลัว

    คนเซ่อซ่า

    ขี้เท่อ

    หีใบ้


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    Pee baa. Jow bo me sumung. Just kidding.

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    Smarty pantz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9999 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Neep
    They know my name but its usually "pee" they use.
    Yes, your Wife's father probably calls you pee....
    Very good, but no. He is older than me by about 20 years. Im sure your wife's family have many names for you.

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    Thais always call Me God, God of the universe. A Higher status than the bloke in the picture frame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    "khwai"
    Yea, the Thais really do take exception to being compared to a buffalo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Sorry miss spoke. Sue el lie= stupid. Ma honey=man bitch? Eee honey is woman bitch. Help me out Todd. What do I say to that?
    You got me fishlocker I can't read karaoke isaan-ese.. Get someone to type it out in thai and I'll do my best.

    Again that "eat shit" (กินขี้) is a bastardized english-ism translated into thai. Thais don't tell other thais to do that. As a rule it carries NO meaning to rank-n-file thais.. Now thai's that know their way around what passes for engrish here MAY know the phrase in english and translate it word for word into thai.

    Nor does ชักว่าว (jack off) carry any negative connotation. No matter what you imagine in your wildest dreams.

    FWIW: ชักว่าว (tugging on the kite string) is just the male term for pleasuring yourself, much like ตกเบ็ด (dropping the fishhook) is the female term. You guys crack me up.. No wonder thais think we're half-, nit-, dim- fuck- (insert your prefix for) wits when it comes to their language...
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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels View Post
    You got me fishlocker I can't read karaoke isaan-ese.. Get someone to type it out in thai and I'll do my best.
    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Sorry miss spoke. Sue el lie= stupid.
    This maybe ...
    ser eelee .. เซ่ออีหลี = Really stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels
    dropping the fishhook
    Or picking a flower.
    เก็บดอกไม้

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels View Post
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    Sorry miss spoke. Sue el lie= stupid. Ma honey=man bitch? Eee honey is woman bitch. Help me out Todd. What do I say to that?
    You got me fishlocker I can't read karaoke isaan-ese.. Get someone to type it out in thai and I'll do my best.

    Again that "eat shit" (กินขี้) is a bastardized english-ism translated into thai. Thais don't tell other thais to do that. As a rule it carries NO meaning to rank-n-file thais.. Now thai's that know their way around what passes for engrish here MAY know the phrase in english and translate it word for word into thai.

    Nor does ชักว่าว (jack off) carry any negative connotation. No matter what you imagine in your wildest dreams.

    FWIW: ชักว่าว (tugging on the kite string) is just the male term for pleasuring yourself, much like ตกเบ็ด (dropping the fishhook) is the female term. You guys crack me up.. No wonder thais think we're half-, nit-, dim- fuck- (insert your prefix for) wits when it comes to their language...
    Yep....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels
    dropping the fishhook
    Or picking a flower.
    เก็บดอกไม้
    Missed that one by a country mile there Norton!

    Up-country when you're sitting outside drinking and need to take a piss when no bathroom is around; guys go "shoot rabbits" ยิงกระต่าย (ying grà dtàai) and gurls go "pick flowers" เก็บดอกไม้ (gèp dɔ̀ɔk mái). I was unable to find a single reference where the term "pick flowers" is used as a idiom for female masturbation, only urination.

    Keep at it though, you'll get there. Possibly not this lifetime, but I wouldn't give up just yet..

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    I think if wife refers to you as her ATM , then that is going to be pretty bad downstream in the future.

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    If you want to insult any race a good knee in the testicles is far more affective than words.

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    Unhappy Nigger Vs. Nigga

    Tod, Blacks don't call each other Nigger, that term is strictly reseverd as a Racist Slur! Blacks, Asians, Browns and Yes, some Whites refer to each other as "Nigga" as a term of street brotherhood and friendship. Calling someone "Nigger" can get you killed where as, calling someone "My Nigga" my get you a "Fist Bump" or Hug. Neither word in my opinion need be used to describe any human! As far as racial slurs why us them? If you have the Balls to insult, then take it to the next level.........don't hide behind some word. Be a Man and take it to the Street "knuckle Up" and my the best Mate win.......then go have a Beer!

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    Thanx for that edu-ma-cation there Rabid Boss..
    Last time I checked (which I do once in a while) racial slurs are used the world over by different races towards other races.. The thais are no different in that regard.

    What gets me is these peoples' penchant for bashing other thais because they come from a different province, don't have as high paying job, didn't go to college, and a myriad of other mostly b/s mindless criteria, because they are ALL thais! I think that's not actually racism but classism or something like that..

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