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    Need help understanding girlfriend message on facebook.

    Basically, i will report the full discussion beetwen my girl friend and one of her friends on facebook. Thank you very much to help, i'm currently learning Thai and would like to understand it, but reading will come later. I tried google translate, but that's not very clear. I need to understand her real feelings towards me, and i feel recently she acted strange, then goes this long message:

    Her: กูจะบอกอะไรให้นะ เพื่อนเหี้ยๆกูไม่เอาหลอก
    จะตบกับกูได้นะตัวๆเลย
    กูไม่ชอบพวกเก่งแต่ในเฟส
    แล้วกูก็ไม่ได้หาเรื่ิองมึงก่อนด้วย
    อยู่ดีๆก็มาโพสต์ด่ากูเฉย กูงง วะ เออ
    แล้วอีกอย่าง. เรื่องที่มึงช่วยกูให้กูไปอยู่บ้านมึงอะ
    จบไปนานละ กูช่วยเหลือมึงมากกว่าที่มึงช่วยกูสะอีกนะ ไม่ไปทำ3-4วันไม่มีเงินใครเลี้ยงมึง กูกับซอง
    อีกสัสไม่คิดเงินสักบาท แต่มึงนี่ คิดกับกูทุกอย่าง

    Friend: ใครว่ะมึว

    Her: อีกรุ้ง

    Her: กูอยู่ดีๆแม้งอยากจะมีเรื่องกับกู

    Her: มันหาว่ากูไปแอดเฟสมัน

    Friend: เอาแม้งเลย จะไปกลัวเหี้ยไรมัน

    Her: กุจะไปแอดเฟสมันพออะไรวะ

    Friend: ลบดิ เสนียนป่าวๆ

    Her: กูม่กลัวยุแล้ว

    Her: ตัวๆเลย

    Friend: จัดดิมึง

    Her:กุบ็ลอกเฟสมัน มันคิดว่ากูกลัวมันเว้ย

    Friend: เลิกบล็อกดิ แล้วเข้าไปคุยกับมัน นัดเลย

    Her:เลิกบล็อกละ

    Her: แต่กุคิดว่ามันคงไม่ตัวๆกันกุหรอ

    Friend: กูว่ามันหมาหมู่เอาป่ะ

    Her: หมู่มาก็ตามนั้นอะจัดไป

    Her: มาด่ากูปากดีมันมากกว่าอีกสัส ไปโพสต์ด่ากุ ในเฟส กุยัง งง อะ เรื่องไรอะ ไรสาระ

    Her: ให้คนโน้นคนนี้มาทักแชท

    Her: จะเอาคนอื่นมาช่วย ไม่กล้าเจอ. ตัวต่อตัวไง

    Thank you very much in advance for your time !

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    To paraphrase... she's not your girlfriend in the way you think she is.

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    If you think she is strange and you have to spy on her, then yes, there is a problem.

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    Seems pretty clear and to the point. She hates your guts.


    Her: I will tell you. People do not take a damn fool.
    I have to slap on my own yet.
    I do not like it, but in phase.
    And I do not want you to Crank before.
    Suddenly the post I think I think I still do.
    Then another. Stories you help me let me go home, I do.
    Over a long time I help you more than you help me clean again. Do not go 3-4 days without money, you do not feed the envelope.
    I do not mind paying a few baht McCluskey, but I think this is my everything.

    Friend: who's the dark

    Her: The Rainbow

    Her: I suddenly your mother wants to have an affair with me.

    Her: It's for me to add that phase of it.

    Friend: I'm afraid your mother's damn it.

    Her: Lowest to add Phase I think it's enough.

    Friend: Remove the Senivong a repeatedly.

    Her: I do not fear the offseason.

    Her: The yet

    Friend: I organized the

    Her: simulated robot peeling phase it. I think i am afraid it bad.

    Friend: Unblock the appointment and then go talk to him yet.

    Her: Unblock the

    Her: I think it would be a cook well cook it.

    Friend: I took it Hmahmoe me.

    Her: among them was that I held.

    Her: Well, it insults my mouth over the next week, to post insults simulated phase Lowest still confused about how it's ridiculous.

    Her: the people there came add chat.

    Her: I do not want people to help. Dissed me.

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    That looks like google translate to me FlyFree.

    Usually translations like this need a good understanding of the regional slang. To this extent we need to know where in Thailand she actually comes from rather than what she told us. Best way is to post a picture of her and our resident experts will know where she is from and what the message says.

    No picture.//// no translation.

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    Panties also add context.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Panties also add context.
    But not on her. They need to be off her. Best way to know which part of isaan your mattress warrior comes from is to see her in the nuddy. Hell maybe one of her other sponsors will spot her and put you out of your misery.


    Oh and would you be disgusted if you found her putting your private messages on an internet webboard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    To paraphrase... she's not your girlfriend in the way you think she is.
    Thanks for your answer, but could you please be a little more precise?

    For her skin color, she's a colored Tha, and she's hidding herself from the sun so it's her original color. She told me she only lived in Bangkok. That's all i know.

    And for her message diffused on Internet, i think she don't care because she and her friends don't speak english at all.

    I can communicate with her on basic Thai but don't understand Thai writings.

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    Your girlfriend is a faggot.

    Only queers and kids use facebook.

    FACT.

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    Your girlfriend uses a lot of foul language!! She'd put a squad of brickies to shame!

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    Gu this Gu that. More Gu than a wanking convention.

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    Omagad, this thread is full of trolls.

    Is there only one good guy around to seriously translate me this text?

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    Marry her!

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    She is basically saying that you are a nice kind hearted man who will take care of her long time.

    She is a bit worried about brokering the subject of her mothers sinsot and who will look after her 2 thai kids, 3 dogs, 4 cats and pet python if she has to be dragged half way around the world to live in your country if you agree to the sinsot.

    She would also like to have reconstructive surgery down below(designer vagina) as the last decade working in Nana as taken it's toll.

    quite an interesting conversation, thanks for sharing.

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    Wow...He got great advice...Or not...

    Why is he so red?...

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    Do not waste your time writing to the Agony Aunt in your local newspaper, if it's the "Sun " then agony Aunt in " The Sun " has no real correspondents ,so she writes soft porn instead.
    At least on here you get real Agony Aunts, they may not be able to write soft porn stories to keep the readers happy, they just shoot from the hip.
    PS thanks guy's belly aching laughter at your Agony Aunt skills.

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    I thought I read something about spaghetti and the 3rd day of the month being lucky, but some others on here are better at reading Thai than I am.

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    I eat some form of spaghetti fairly regularly...Maybe eating it on the 3rd of the month might produce a double whammy of luck...

    Wrap it in tinfoil and throw it on the "barbie"...Heh...

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    ^^^ aribald?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aribald View Post
    Omagad, this thread is full of trolls.
    Kettle calling the pot?

    As for the girl you either like he and her extended family, either (husband,kids) and friends or you don't.

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    Basically she is arguing with her friend, her friend wants to borrow money and because your gf said no there is a bit of a slanging match.

    Case closed

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    FlyFree; How about you plug that chat-sa-peak thai into another b/s online translator, because you sure can't read thai fer shit...

    I dunno that there's a lot of foul language there "Neverna", it's just how people who know each other talk to one another ALL the time. Now perhaps you run with a different crowd o' thaiz than populate this place, OR perhaps you do know as much about these people as you imagine.. Also with the advent of something called the internet, the rigid social rules of engagement which thaiz follow blindly from birth because it was beaten into their heads as kids is NOT adhered to because they're not face to face. EVERY face book page, every thai language only forum is littered with these terms to the point they're common place...

    I don't see anything there which I don't hear daily spoken by thaiz that are familiar with each other. The informal pronoun use กู/มึง (I, me/you) is oh-so common (as is their misspelling in chat thai).

    Thai is a super contextual language (that means context is everything) and often these "chat ripz" don't provide the back story which the two people who are talking about it already know. Another thing is the age factor.. How old are the two people in the conversation.


    Here's a totally off the cuff translation I did of the first part. It's saying something along the lines of;

    กูจะบอกอะไรให้นะ เพื่อนเหี้ยๆกูไม่เอาหลอก what did I tell you, my fucking friend doesn't want to at all
    จะตบกับกูได้นะตัวๆเลย <- (At first I didn't get this, but after googling ตบกับกู it looks like-> wanna mess with me, huh?
    กูไม่ชอบพวกเก่งแต่ในเฟส I don't like people who are good only on facebook
    แล้วกูก็ไม่ได้หาเรื่ิองมึงก่อนด้วย and then I didn't come make a problem with you before
    อยู่ดีๆก็มาโพสต์ด่ากูเฉย กูงง วะ เออ everything was fine, but they came and posted rude things that made me confused, like wtf?
    แล้วอีกอย่าง. เรื่องที่มึงช่วยกูให้กูไปอยู่บ้านมึงอะ and another thing, about the subject of you helping me to go to your house,
    จบไปนานละ กูช่วยเหลือมึงมากกว่าที่มึงช่วยกูสะอีกนะ ไม่ไปทำ3-4วันไม่มีเงินใครเลี้ยงมึง กูกับซอง that has been over for a LONG time already. I have helped you more than you've helped me. didn't go to work for 3 or 4 days, didn't have money who took care of you? Me and (someone else possibly named ซอง)
    อีกสัสไม่คิดเงินสักบาท แต่มึงนี่ คิดกับกูทุกอย่าง we didn't think about money not even a baht, but you, think about it with me about it all the time.

    Now what I'm not gonna do is translate the rest of that tripe line by line for you.

    It appears to be a conversation about adding (แอดเฟส <- add Face), then blocking someone on face book (บ็ลอกเฟส <- block Face), then talking about unblocking them (เลิกบล็อก <-stop block), then something about how they're thinking it might not be good for them to do it, as it could bring repercussions and/or allow other people to come chat about some undisclosed topic.

    I do gotta ask you man. You say they can't speak engrish at all and you communicate with them in "basic" thai; which could be you can say "sweaty crap" or that you can actually voice a real thought, I dunno. Still, to me it sounds an awful lot like a slow motion train wreck in progress.. However, that's on you man..

    That's the best I can do without more context. It's rough because these people already know what's goin' on... Sorry man, Good luck.
    Last edited by toddaniels; 05-02-2015 at 10:01 AM.
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    Aribald, I'm surprised that nobody has asked their wife to provide a quick translation. Mine is away today till late, but I'll ask her to tomorrow if you like.

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    Err already done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddaniels
    It appears to be a conversation about adding (แอดเฟส <- add Face), then blocking someone on face book (บ็ลอกเฟส <- block Face), then talking about unblocking them (เลิกบล็อก <-stop block), then something about how they're thinking it might not be good for them to do it, as it could bring repercussions and/or allow other people to come chat about some undisclosed topic.
    See.

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