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The Gentleman Scamp · 06-04-2008, 02:18 PM

PART ONE

So I start off at Don Muang railway station, note the old lady with the devilish eyes? ..There were lots of Thai people there milling about aimlessly and it was opposite my old friend the old airport which bought back fond memories.

In the buffet car of the train there was this black woman from New York who I fancied but by the time I joined them the table was full and they were talking to some fat people opposite and watching a Thai boy doing the Macarena. I was stuck with some Thai's who couldn't speak English or read what it said on my brown T-Shirt and kept saying 'cheese' and clinking my glass every foking 10 seconds. Typical of my luck, the sexy black chick had gone for a piss in the bogs when I stood up and turned around to get the pic.

Speaking of the bogs, it's the one unpleasant thing about the train journey and I don't envy women who have to squat to take a leak.
Touch wood I have yet to evacuate my bowels on a train.

The bogs also stink of amonia and as I was unfortunate enough to be in an aircon car the only place I could get a nice view was standing up to have a wee looking at the beautiful dusk out of the little window.

Bedtime, I was not very happy because it was cold and I only had a thin blanket and the brown backpacker style T-Shirt that the Thai's in the buffet car were unable to read. Speaking of reading, in my hand is the book Thick Face Black Heart by Chin Ning Chu, Asias bestest business woman.

This is the site that greets me in the morning, look at the window - it is sealed shut so there is no breeze and there is frost on the window because it is so cold I am sneezing and my bungle is reduced to the size of an acorn.

As the thaw sets in, the train staff who are always nice and everything, start to transform the beds back to seats.

Twelve hours or so since I departed DM, we have arrived in Nong Khai.

I didn't get any photos at the border because it's boring, but I did use a bathroom. There was a lady there with a box that said 5 bath on it, she didn't see me leave or enter and I didn't see any baths inside, not that I would have had time for one. There wasn't any hot water either, just lots of these horrible, mysterious and fearless little ugly flies that I have always seen in Thailand but never mentioned before. they are so crap, they don't do anything but sit on the walls doing fuck all.

I found them a bit arrogant, just sitting there and not even fearing me - touch one and they just relocate. They were starting to piss me off with the indifferent attitude so I got them with the bum gun.

Ok, at last a photo of Laos, this is Vientienes answer to the Arc De Triumph, I don't know what it's there for or anything. I asked the tuk tuk driver, you know - trying to show an interest in their culture and everything but he just laughed all nervous like. I guess he didn't understand what I was saying, but I tried.

Finaly I arrived at my intended destination - central Vientiene. This isn't a great picture because I just caught the tail end of the presidents convoy. he was on his way to a meeting or something and needed twelve identical cars, a police convoy and two 4X4's to get there. I don't see why, Laos is as harmless as pecan pie - nobody knows what he looks like anyway.

More later, I have things to do today.

zipcode · 06-04-2008, 02:59 PM

Can't green you, but great report and pics.

"harmless like pecan pie"! I will use that one in the future!

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 03:05 PM

No wonder you tried to censor that pic, I just peeked behind the black sign and you are well stumpy!

BobbyTits · 06-04-2008, 03:11 PM

The part about the indifferent bug was absolutely brilliant !!!!!

streeteats · 11-04-2008, 02:49 AM

did you realy hafto show it

The Gentleman Scamp · 06-04-2008, 03:32 PM

^ I hate the things - they are just odd aren't they, they don't even bite.

This thread has been great for Photoshop practice, some are very hard to spot, there is only one that hasn't been treated.

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 03:37 PM

i spotted the king willy
butterfly tight
loombucket
nonkers
jase design
mtd drinks piss,

but that last pic was really really hard to find your knob, being as small as it is...

gusG · 06-04-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

i spotted the king willy
butterfly tight
loombucket
nonkers
jase design
mtd drinks piss,

but that last pic was really really hard to find your knob, being as small as it is...

You missed the personalised number plate on Scampi's limo.

06-04-2008, 03:42 PM

A few small ones in there Scamp, 'Jase Web Design', 'Loombucket'.

Good thread but out of greens for you, sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

And as per usual a perfectly good photo ruined by Scamp's obsession with himself.

Did you get any pics of the uni girls with the traditional skirts on? That's what we want to see.

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 03:52 PM

^ easily fixed.

peterpan · 06-04-2008, 03:52 PM

Great thread Scamp. but run out of ammo for ya, really looking forward to see the rest.
And I think KW is knob for exposing you in that manner

The Gentleman Scamp · 06-04-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterpan

Great thread Scamp. but run out of ammo for ya, really looking forward to see the rest.
And I think KW is knob for exposing you in that manner

Impressive he was able to lift the 'censored' sign being that it is not a layered photo, he must have put the floor and his finger in but he forgot to make piss come out of it to give it any credibility.

Remember I was in the aircon car so in the original pic you can't even see my todger.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishkeeper

ruined by Scamp's obsession with himself.

Fok off! I have a reputation to keep up... I don't see you starting threads about Mid or Ob or The Basket Weaver.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gay W

I ssupect that the pic of scamp and his dirty t-shirt has GoW or someone pasted into the centre as well, but i aint sure.

No just me, no alteration needed.

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 03:56 PM

Damn, I did too, fairly obvious now that i see it.

I ssupect that the pic of scamp and his dirty t-shirt has GoW or someone pasted into the centre as well, but i aint sure.

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Impressive he was able to lift the 'censored' sign being that it is not a layered photo, he must have put the floor and his finger in but he forgot to make piss come out of it to give it any credibility.

i dunno about these words and stuff, but i'll let you fellas be the judge of that one or not....

The Gentleman Scamp · 06-04-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Impressive he was able to lift the 'censored' sign being that it is not a layered photo, he must have put the floor and his finger in but he forgot to make piss come out of it to give it any credibility.

i dunno about these words and stuff, but i'll let you fellas be the judge of that one or not....

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Impressive he was able to lift the 'censored' sign being that it is not a layered photo, he must have put the floor and his finger in but he forgot to make piss come out of it to give it any credibility.

i dunno about these words and stuff, but i'll let you fellas be the judge of that one or not....

Clearly photoshopped!

Aint no way I'd ever green you!

I think I said actually its smaller than your toe!

Marmite the Dog · 06-04-2008, 04:04 PM

So do I green him for the JaseWebDesign or red him for the MTD Drinks Piss?

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

So do I green him for the JaseWebDesign or red him for the MTD Drinks Piss?

do u really need to think about that one?

kingwilly · 06-04-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

but he forgot to make piss come out of it to give it any credibility.

speaking of piss......

dont want anyone to miss seeing this pic!

peterpan · 06-04-2008, 04:08 PM

Go on Marmers, give him a green cause I can't and he brought a bit of humour into my otherwise dull and boring existance.

06-04-2008, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp Part time member Last Online: Yesterday 06:42 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: On Nut Beer Garden Posts: 8,045	Scampy's Pictorial Laos Adventure - In Pictures PART ONE So I start off at Don Muang railway station, note the old lady with the devilish eyes? ..There were lots of Thai people there milling about aimlessly and it was opposite my old friend the old airport which bought back fond memories. In the buffet car of the train there was this black woman from New York who I fancied but by the time I joined them the table was full and they were talking to some fat people opposite and watching a Thai boy doing the Macarena. I was stuck with some Thai's who couldn't speak English or read what it said on my brown T-Shirt and kept saying 'cheese' and clinking my glass every foking 10 seconds. Typical of my luck, the sexy black chick had gone for a piss in the bogs when I stood up and turned around to get the pic. Speaking of the bogs, it's the one unpleasant thing about the train journey and I don't envy women who have to squat to take a leak. Touch wood I have yet to evacuate my bowels on a train. The bogs also stink of amonia and as I was unfortunate enough to be in an aircon car the only place I could get a nice view was standing up to have a wee looking at the beautiful dusk out of the little window. Bedtime, I was not very happy because it was cold and I only had a thin blanket and the brown backpacker style T-Shirt that the Thai's in the buffet car were unable to read. Speaking of reading, in my hand is the book Thick Face Black Heart by Chin Ning Chu, Asias bestest business woman. This is the site that greets me in the morning, look at the window - it is sealed shut so there is no breeze and there is frost on the window because it is so cold I am sneezing and my bungle is reduced to the size of an acorn. As the thaw sets in, the train staff who are always nice and everything, start to transform the beds back to seats. Twelve hours or so since I departed DM, we have arrived in Nong Khai. I didn't get any photos at the border because it's boring, but I did use a bathroom. There was a lady there with a box that said 5 bath on it, she didn't see me leave or enter and I didn't see any baths inside, not that I would have had time for one. There wasn't any hot water either, just lots of these horrible, mysterious and fearless little ugly flies that I have always seen in Thailand but never mentioned before. they are so crap, they don't do anything but sit on the walls doing fuck all. I found them a bit arrogant, just sitting there and not even fearing me - touch one and they just relocate. They were starting to piss me off with the indifferent attitude so I got them with the bum gun. Ok, at last a photo of Laos, this is Vientienes answer to the Arc De Triumph, I don't know what it's there for or anything. I asked the tuk tuk driver, you know - trying to show an interest in their culture and everything but he just laughed all nervous like. I guess he didn't understand what I was saying, but I tried. Finaly I arrived at my intended destination - central Vientiene. This isn't a great picture because I just caught the tail end of the presidents convoy. he was on his way to a meeting or something and needed twelve identical cars, a police convoy and two 4X4's to get there. I don't see why, Laos is as harmless as pecan pie - nobody knows what he looks like anyway. More later, I have things to do today. Last edited by The Gentleman Scamp : 06-04-2008 at 02:29 PM. Reason: So I could add the 'Part One' as the subtitle.

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06-04-2008, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
zipcode Wat Phra Kaeo Last Online: 10-11-2009 10:47 AM Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 891	Can't green you, but great report and pics. "harmless like pecan pie"! I will use that one in the future!

06-04-2008, 03:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 33,733	No wonder you tried to censor that pic, I just peeked behind the black sign and you are well stumpy!

06-04-2008, 03:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
BobbyTits I am in Jail Last Online: 21-08-2008 01:02 AM Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 560	The part about the indifferent bug was absolutely brilliant !!!!!

11-04-2008, 02:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
streeteats Kamala Beach Last Online: 18-11-2009 08:36 AM Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 18	did you realy hafto show it

06-04-2008, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp Part time member Last Online: Yesterday 06:42 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: On Nut Beer Garden Posts: 8,045	^ I hate the things - they are just odd aren't they, they don't even bite. This thread has been great for Photoshop practice, some are very hard to spot, there is only one that hasn't been treated.

06-04-2008, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 33,733	i spotted the king willy butterfly tight loombucket nonkers jase design mtd drinks piss, but that last pic was really really hard to find your knob, being as small as it is...

06-04-2008, 03:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 33,733	^ easily fixed.

06-04-2008, 03:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
peterpan Limp member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasantville Posts: 6,051	Great thread Scamp. but run out of ammo for ya, really looking forward to see the rest. And I think KW is knob for exposing you in that manner

06-04-2008, 03:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 33,733	Damn, I did too, fairly obvious now that i see it. I ssupect that the pic of scamp and his dirty t-shirt has GoW or someone pasted into the centre as well, but i aint sure.

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06-04-2008, 04:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
peterpan Limp member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasantville Posts: 6,051	Go on Marmers, give him a green cause I can't and he brought a bit of humour into my otherwise dull and boring existance.

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