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Old 19-06-2011, 08:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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They Blow Up So Fast

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''
Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully.
He's a martyr now though" the mother confides.
Oh, so sad dear'' says the other.
And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''
Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily,
he had such curly hair when he was born.''
He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly.
Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other.
And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18'', she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school''
He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Old 19-06-2011, 08:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
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Old 19-06-2011, 08:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
It really weren't meant as humor as such but as 'social' commentary...
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^Which is why it is posted in the "jokes and funny stories" section....
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Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
It really weren't meant as humor as such but as 'social' commentary...

Yeah, suuuuuuuuure you did.

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Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?
It did spoil it a bit, well ruined it actually, maybe change the title?
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That was funny tooi Boon Me

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That was funny tooi Boon Me

Hey are you German ?
As a matter of fact, second-generation German-American. Me old boy's old boy always maintained America came in on the wrong side in the European theater.
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Poor gramps clearly didn't appreciate being on the losing side.
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As a matter of fact, second-generation German-American. Me old boy's old boy always maintained America came in on the wrong side in the European theater
At least you were born into another country good at losing wars.
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