Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Banned
    Boon Mee's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Last Online
    16-12-2016 @ 09:19 AM
    Location
    Thailand
    Posts
    44,058

    They Blow Up So Fast

    Mother of all Jihadist Jokes

    Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
    The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
    This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''
    Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully.
    He's a martyr now though" the mother confides.
    Oh, so sad dear'' says the other.
    And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''
    Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily,
    he had such curly hair when he was born.''
    He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly.
    Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other.
    And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
    He would have been 18'', she whispers.
    "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school''
    He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .
    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"


  2. #2
    Pedantic bastard
    nidhogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    13,045
    Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

    Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.

  3. #3
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,022


    boon mee, self pwnage

  4. #4
    Banned
    Boon Mee's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Last Online
    16-12-2016 @ 09:19 AM
    Location
    Thailand
    Posts
    44,058
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

    Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
    It really weren't meant as humor as such but as 'social' commentary...

  5. #5
    Pedantic bastard
    nidhogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    13,045
    ^Which is why it is posted in the "jokes and funny stories" section....

  6. #6
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,022
    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?

    Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
    It really weren't meant as humor as such but as 'social' commentary...

    Yeah, suuuuuuuuure you did.


  7. #7
    Neo
    Neo is offline
    Dislocated Member
    Neo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Last Online
    Today @ 09:26 AM
    Location
    Nebuchadnezzar
    Posts
    9,778
    You bonehead Boon

  8. #8
    Thailand Expat
    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,782
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you?
    It did spoil it a bit, well ruined it actually, maybe change the title?

  9. #9
    sabaii sabaii
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Bonn Mee - you really don't "get" humour do you? Here is a clue - don't put the bleeding punch line as the thread title.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    boon mee, self pwnage
    That was funny tooi Boon Me

    Hey are you German ?

  10. #10
    Banned
    Boon Mee's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Last Online
    16-12-2016 @ 09:19 AM
    Location
    Thailand
    Posts
    44,058
    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post

    That was funny tooi Boon Me

    Hey are you German ?
    As a matter of fact, second-generation German-American. Me old boy's old boy always maintained America came in on the wrong side in the European theater.

  11. #11
    Tax Consultant
    Thormaturge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Bangkok
    Posts
    9,892
    ^
    Poor gramps clearly didn't appreciate being on the losing side.

  12. #12
    Thailand Expat
    OhOh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 02:58 PM
    Location
    Where troubles melt like lemon drops
    Posts
    11,598
    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    As a matter of fact, second-generation German-American. Me old boy's old boy always maintained America came in on the wrong side in the European theater
    At least you were born into another country good at losing wars.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •